[blackqueerblog]

straight men really are on something else

[andyrogyny-deactivated20190517]

Back when I was questioning my whole existence, a friend told me this, and it helped!

[sufficientlylargen]

Every time I see a post about updog I’m torn between not wanting to fall for it and wanting to help the poster complete their joke.

[tommyeatseaton-blog]

okay but what’s updog ?

[jaiwithanadult]

Updog is a long sausage in a bun often served with ketchup, mustard, onion e, and/or relish.

[yumantimatter]

No, that’s a hotdog. An updog is when a new version or patch of an application is released

[defectivealtruist]

You’re thinking of update. Updog is when you end a sentence with a rising intonation.

[ghostpalmtechnique]

No, that’s uptalk.  You’re thinking of the fourth-largest city in Sweden.

[argumate]

surely that’s Uppsala, whereas Updog is the giant spider in Harry Potter.

[regexkind]

That’s Aragog. Updog is a symbol conventionally used for an arbitrarily small number in analysis proofs

[another-normal-anomaly]

You’re thinking of epsilon. Updog is an upward-moving air current.

[yieldsfalsehoodwhenquined]

no that’s an updraft

updog isn’t a noun at all, it’s a verb; it basically means to chew someone out, or harshly lecture them

[identicaltomyself]

No, that’s upbraid. An updog is a small dog that likes cuddling on people’s laps.

[speakertoyesterday]

No that’s a puppydog. An updog is when the Mets win.

[mistbornthefinal]

No that’s an upset. An updog is the modern version of a henway.

[yumantimatter]

What’s a henway?

[eversolewd-deactivated20250517]

Oh, about 5 pounds.

[staraptor]

oh shit its november now, you know what that means?

[sunflowersolace]

Peter Parker, part of gen z, understanding how bad this country is: god I hate America

Steve Rodgers, literally “Captain America”: god me too

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[pangur-and-grim]

OH my sweet summer child, sleep ignorant of what awaits you

[cosmicastrogazer]

Give her a smooch on the noggin before applying Hat

[pangur-and-grim]

if you lift off the Hat, you’ll find the smooch underneath

[off-to-elsewhere-deactivated202]

There are very few things I love more than Pangur, one of them is Pangur wearing cute hats

[spinningrims]

i’m seeing a lot of people reblogging suicide hotlines and this is just a reminder that this is a suicide help line that works like a text-based instant messenger for people who may need to talk to someone but have trouble/are uncomfortable making phone calls

[30-minute-memes]

HEY, LISTEN!

[hankjwimbleton]

@your-rad-and-groovy-ghost-friend!!!!

[dibsaidtransrights-deactivated2]

HAPPY BELATED HALLOWS EVE!!!! @souezi THANK YOU FOR SHOWING ME THIS! GHOST ACCEPTANCE!!!

[sandersstudies]

Guess who found out the hard way that nail polish remover melts plastic?

[thereisnowinning]

it fucking whAT

[sandersstudies]

Nail polish remover melts many kinds of plastic

[tinkslittlebelle]

Why doesn’t it melt the bottle?

[sandersstudies]

Nail polish remover melts MANY kinds of plastics.

[anxiously-chill]

Specifically, nail polish remover with acetone in it. You can get nail polish remover without it. :)

[sandersstudies]

MANY nail polish removers melt MANY kinds of plastics.

[izzyfandoms]

Hey wait how did you find this out

[sandersstudies]

The Hard Way

[sourbons]

WE ARE NOW ON A 24 HOUR CARLY RAE JEPSEN LOCKDOWN W HER HIT NEW SINGLE ‘PARTY FOR ONE’

[pansylair]

Happy Halloween folks! Pleased to finally be presenting you the collaborative uncanny zine featuring 59 artists available for min. $1 on gumroad! All proceeds go to the lgbtq+ charity, http://soytoronto.org .  Link: https://gumroad.com/l/XwdAL ! Enjoy!

[mtvmakesmewannasmokecrack]

can someone PLEASE tell me why all the depeche modes are in a bdsm relationship.

[mtvmakesmewannasmokecrack]

friendship? fucking friendship?

[hagfishslime]

Those are their friendship necklaces :)

[daga-misericordia]

@alexlamia

[mothim]

when i was little i thought jesus was a chicken strip because in one christmas song it said he was tender and mild. you know what else is tender and mild? a chicken strip

[tredlocity]

Happy Halloween!

[maleficute]

[beingnotseeming]

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