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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her

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@undead-actually
im scared of a baboon in the same way that im scared of a wolf, but im scared of a chimpanzee in the same way that im scared of a person thats been following me for a few too many turns
I just sent this to my husband and his response was “you can’t put a price on that” uh, yeah you can, they just did. 🙄
Judy Brady Syfers wrote ‘I Want a Wife’ in 1971. It holds up.
My mother used to mutter “I want a WIFE” angrily from time to time.
Later, after my parents split up and my mom’s bff’s spouse died, mom’s bff moved in. Mom would come home from work and the house would be clean! Dinner would be ready! Laundry done! Homework checked!
She called me up, delighted, a few weeks into it. “I was right! I DID want a wife!”
i remember the blissful 14 months when me and my friend shared a nanny, and coming back into the living room to find she had spontaneously tidied up the extreme chaos. That must be what it’s like, being a man, that you can just walk away from some mess to get ready for work, and when you come back somebody else has dealt with it without any physical or mental effort from you.
I think about this essay all the time
For men, being feminist should always start with doing the dishes; for women, it’s thinking critically about who’s doing the dishes and why.
i wish we could be back in the middle of last summer, sitting on your back porch with the fan lazily circling in the evening heat. you playing with my hair as the gnats buzzed outside.
jonas brothers on the radio… people watching fruits basket… it’s really 2009 again huh
hey guys i’m so sorry
I don’t know who Megan Kelly is but I wanna piss her off
dis bitch
“Verifiable fact” 😭😂
I’d PISS ON HER tbh
btw Saint Nicholas, whom Santa Claus is based on, was a black guy
and we don’t know exactly what jesus looked like, but here’s an artistic reconstruction of an average 20-something male from his ethnic group at the time
DOES THIS LOOK FUCKING WHITE TO YOU
I want this post everywhere
jesus was represented more or less accurately as an ethnically jewish arab man up until the reign of pope alexander vi, in the late 15th century. since he was viciously persecuting roman jews during this time, alexander wanted to make them less sympathetic to the public, and did so in part by ordering that portrayals of jesus be based off of his son, cesare borgia.
the reason “jesus is white” is because someone purposefully attempted to alter the perception of history to benefit his goal of persecuting a targeted ethnic group.
Ooh, interesting historical note.
I don’t usually share posts like this but I always want to piss off Megan Kelly
Canon Santa not fanon Santa
The bible canon’s been muddled so much that Jesus could be a bald asian trans woman for all we know
period my guys
my dream in life is to be a cellist in paris and live next to a library that has a cafe inside and have a bakery around the corner that i buy from everymorning before i practise.
my dream in life is to be a cellist in paris and live next to a library that has a cafe inside and have a bakery around the corner that i buy from everymorning before i practise.
"Hey, asshole!"
No. There was no way. No way that the most beautiful voice in the world, the voice who meant the world to Aura, the one that soared above the clouds, that whispered the secrets of the gods, that screamed at the shadows, that soothed the deepest of wounds, would be calling after Aura right now. Not after what she did.
Aura halted, almost involuntarily and turned slowly. She was aware of the people around her rushing to board the train, the train she should be on right now.
Jules was running towards her, or trying to at least, shouldering her way through the crowds. Normally her piercings, leather jacket, massive boots and stormy expression would grant her an immediate walkway but the station was crammed full today.
Aura started towards her, suddenly desperate. She didn't care that she was missing her train. She didn't care that someone just stood on her foot. All she could see was Jules.
And suddenly they were together again. Jules grabbed Aura's hands and they stared into each other eyes.
"Jules, I-" was all Aura got out before Jules's sharp midnight blue eyes were shut, and her pink petal lips were on Aura's. Aura shut her eyes and placed her hands tentatively on Jules's waist as Jules reached up, twining her fingers in Aura's curls.
mmm don’t know how I feel about this one
"You can't possibly prefer this, over everything I can offer you?" The villain was incredulous. The hero wondered what 'this' they were referencing. The blood coursing down their arm, the cries of their friends behind them, the parentless children who clutched at the hero's trousers, the deaths and the suffering and the misery and the pain, all caused by this greedy, disgusting excuse for a mage, for a human.
Fuelled again by their rage, the hero thrust with their sword quickly, not surprised when it glanced off the villain's warded armour. They tried to slip past the villain, to prepare for another opening, when they grabbed the hero's forearm. The hero attempted again to wrench their arm away from the villain's iron grip.
“You have nothing to offer me, you, you-” The hero was suddenly overcome with fatigue. God, they needed to recharge desperately. They gritted their teeth against the exhaustion and stood as straight as they could, glaring the villain in the face. The villain smiled, a toothy, crooked thing, and was rewarded with the hero spitting bloodily in their face.
“You are nothing to me.” The hero’s voice was a low growl. The villain released the hero’s arm grandly, almost causing them to stumble.
“Until next time then, my love.” The villain spread their arms in exaggerated and extremely misplaced trust as the hero passed out.
@pinkcottoncandymilk how is this one be honest boo
i wanna be in a band of misfit kids whos only family is the band. i want to fall in love with my lead singer and makeout between rehearsals
You ever just have your gayness and yearning punch you in the face and you’re stuck there like the little weak homosexual you are with your lovey dovey fantasies because fuck
i made a little bear apron i hope u like it
I call this one “Bob has arrived”
ah shit im sorry man, my schedule for the week is all booked