Not your Manic Pixie Dream Girl

+Belfer/Belfyre. 20. Not picky with her/their/his pronouns, but usually she/her. +INTJ, Slytherin, Scorpio. Neutral Evil. The Worst (Best) Combination. +Makes attempts at singing, dancing, acting, and writing while trying to survive college life. +Is mostly John Watson with dashes of Vriska, Hannibal and Jack Harkness. Me. Not my blog. Me.

[writterings]

i was sitting with a bunch of cis people at lunch who think i’m cis and they literally had an entire conversation on how “nowadays you can’t tell who’s transgender” while i there wearing a trans pride flag t-shirt

[writterings]

bringing this back bc i wore the shirt again today and some guy came up to me and gave me a high five while saying “FUCK YEAH SUPPORTING LESBIANS!!!” bc he thought it was the lesbian pride flag

[pastelbunn]

[undead-dysquith]

straight person: but how do you Know when someone around you is gay?

me: today in yoga class our instructor said "this exercise is about being straight" and i immediately said "i've never been good at that" and only one (1) woman laughed. she had four piercings in her ears. what else do you need me to tell you

[16ruedelaverrerie]

Hit him where it hurts, Cassandra! (Apollo is the WORST.)

[fozmeadows]

THIS IS THE BEST MYTHOLOGY COMIC I’VE EVER SEEN HOLY SHIT

[croatians]

I can’t wait until 2018 political assassinations come back into fashion cause i think some politicians would look good without their heads

[saiki-gay]

the gov is tracking ur social media and can see this

[croatians]

The government is about to get a handful of furry porn then

[saiki-gay]

NONO NO NOONONONO

[melee-hell]

[permanentlygoaty]

[video: Hideo Kojima plays a nintendo switch game where he and another player (both of whom are wearing sheriff’s hats) have a standoff, controllers at their sides, waiting to draw quicker than the other. Kojima adjusts his hat, looks at the onlookers, looks at the screen, then faces back to his opponent. they stare each other down for a tense moment. before the opponent can even react, Kojima draws first, lightning quick, and shoots. his opponent is visibly upset, having clearly underestimated Kojima, who begins flipping his controller around as if it were a revolver, finishing up by blowing the (non-existent) smoke from the barrel. an ocelot’s meow echoes as the camera zooms in on his face]

[kreetn]

You’re…pretty good

[borbtort]

i still can’t believe he guesses the EXACT time it says fire. no human can react like that. then again..

[apjvff]

@ Starbucks

me: hot chocolate, please.

barista: oh it’s perfect for a day like this isn’t it?

me: yes =)

barista: not a coffee drinker are you?

me: try something difference.

[3 minutes later]

barista: tall hot chocolate! have a great day.

me: thank you.

[k-of-c-deactivated20150305]

why does this have so many notes

[apjvff]

everybody support me

[realrealrealsblog]

[towersrose-deactivated20181209]

Yes! Thank you for this great vid. Please pay attention people!!!

[jkiillem]

2019 is gonna be a shit show 

[marmaladiva]

More details on each of these :

https://www.congress.gov/bill/115th-congress/house-bill/861

https://www.congress.gov/bill/115th-congress/house-bill/610

https://www.congress.gov/bill/115th-congress/house-bill/899

https://www.congress.gov/bill/115th-congress/house-joint-resolution/69

https://www.congress.gov/bill/115th-congress/house-bill/785

https://www.congress.gov/bill/115th-congress/house-bill/83

https://www.congress.gov/bill/115th-congress/house-bill/147

https://www.congress.gov/bill/115th-congress/house-bill/354

You can also see where they are in the process of getting passed.

[queeranarchism]

You can also search all legislation currently being proposed on key terms.

 For example, there are currently 38 bills being proposed with the word ‘abortion’ in it. (However, you do kinda have to know what sort of language the bigots in congress use. Any shit on limiting transgender rights for example, will probably not include the word transgender). 

[purplelittlemermaid]

My brain can’t even understand how people would agree to get rid of the entire department of education. I can’t.

[brownie-glitter]

#stressedtfout

[tonyrackstonx-deactivated202110]

This is scary

[elodieunderglass]

Thanks Al Jazeera, making depression accessible to the public

[c3po]

sandy cheeks would’ve voted trump that evil southern rat ass bitch

[thecouchwitch]

Sandy Cheeks is a pro-science feminist who lives in a foreign land that she respects the customs of and she would be offended you would even accuse her of this.

[varkarrus-deactivated20200511]

mr krabs would’ve voted trump

[kaiju-lightning]

Mr Krabs absolutely would’ve voted trump.

[mjalti]

no no dude listen.. being the friend IS the benefit

[spider-hands-mannos-deactivated]

my favorite part of babysitting is when a kid catches me eating something and im like “if you dont tell anyone you saw me eat an entire thing of bananas you can say a swear when im here”

kids fucking love to say swear words they could catch me eating a pound of uncooked bacon and wouldn’t say fuck all to anybody as long as i let them say ass 

theyre the easiest set of people to bribe ever 

[spider-hands-mannos-deactivated]

UPDATE: My niece caught me eating doritos out of the bag and drinking tea directly from the pitcher and I told her if she didn’t tell anyone she could say “bastard” next time she got frustrated with something She didn’t tell anyone about me drinking directly from the pitcher and 10 minutes later I heard her call her shoe a bastard and then collapse into laughter. children are amazing

[halloawhatisthis]

[thorffour-deactivated20190920]

this is amazing

[shofie-irl]

hey quick question, what the fuck is up with the KFC marketing team

[yesterdaysprint]

The Buffalo Enquirer, New York, December 24, 1924

[melonmemes]

Getting mugged

[cinnamonsouffle]

my uncle used to be one of those people who drove dead people to cemeteries and such 

then he became a taxi driver and the person he was driving tapped his shoulder to ask a question and my uncle screamed really loud

[captnsulu-deactivated20161211]

IT’S BACK

[thefourteenthdoctor]

I’m sure that’s what he thought.

[dadhopper-deactivated20171203]

She’s procrastinating

[elevenspower]

who

[dadhopper-deactivated20171203]

the girl reading this

[purpleprosegang-deactivated2022]

[rebelmeg]

…..I’m being stalked. That’s the only answer. STOP CALLING ME OUT LIKE THIS.

[miseducatedmelanicmuse]

[elinimate]

A male colleague was making fun of the #metoo movement a few days ago, and many more (I’m one of 5 women in a department of 200 men) joined in. So I raised my voice and said I was glad women were speaking up about sexual harassment and assault and that I hoped that everyone who perpetuated this toxic behavior got taken down.

“Yeah but it’s a trend now, lots of them are just saying it for their 15 minutes of fame.” He then continued to say that he didn’t know anyone who had been harassed or any man who had done it.

I asked him if he had a daughter. He did. I asked him how old she was. She was was 17. I told him I’d bet my rent money that his daughter had experienced sexual harassment. 

“That’s impossible.” 

“Did you ask her?” 

“No.” 

“Well then, do it.”

The next day, he came in the office with five bouquets of flowers for all the women in our department, including me. He publicly apologized for making fun of sexual harassment and for making our lives harder by doing so. He said that he simply hadn’t known how widespread it was. Apparently, his daughter deals with it very regularly. She hadn’t told him because of the way he spoke about assault cases that were on the news. She thought he’d think less of her if she’d mention it. It was her idea that he should make a public announcement. He said he felt like a bad father. 

I said: “You were. Same goes for everyone who laughed with you. Be better, now you know better. And educate other men that still think the same way you did yesterday. And next time someone tells you about an experience they have, don’t automatically assume that because you haven’t seen it, it’s not true. That kind of willful ignorance is why we still deal with this shit.”

He also offered to pay my rent as that was part of the bet, but I told him I’d rather have him put effort in being a person his daughter and wife could be proud of. 

[thesporkidentity]

In conversation the other day my mom stopped and asked my dad about what percentage of women he thought had experienced sexual harassment. He said about 20-30% maybe. My mom told him that both of us had been harassed multiple times at work (same goes for both of her sisters) and that she had actually been assaulted by a groper on a public bus. I have never seen anyone’s face go slack so quickly before as he realized that literally every woman in his family had experienced this. And while I’m glad he believed us and has changed his view on that subject I still can’t shake the frustration, the anger, that it required being sat down and spoonfed these incidents that we didn’t particularly wanted to relive. This is something that women have been saying for years, but men just never listen. Not even when they’re forced to sit in mandatory harassment in the workplace training seminars.

[suspend]

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