Undead Ninja Pirate

College student by day, struggling artist/bringer of doom by night. Oh wait, technically it's the other way 'round. Anyhow, I shall deem this territory as my digital sketchbook/art portfolio, or something like that.

[bijoux-et-mineraux]

Polished Malachite Stalactite - Copper Crescent, Congo

[xekstrin]

*looks around*

Is

Is anyone gonna say it

[brambledboneyards]

malachite is a poisonous mineral. please do not fuck the malachite stalactite

[zdravomilla-deactivated20220114]

@lizaleigh do you know any rock people that can confirm/deny because I am very curious and really don’t feel like getting into a conversation with my geophysicist brother that MAY somehow get back to the fact I saw a malachite that looked like a weird dildo.

[lizaleigh]

…sadly, I am not on good enough terms with any of our partner geologists to just attach this to an email with the subject line: “EXPLAIN.” Although I think @mollisaurus is a mineral person. Thoughts?

[mollisaurus]

oh geeze, i’m kinda rusty on minerals but malachite is just copper carbonate and is really common in both antique and modern jewelry so i think like if you were really gun-ho about it you could go ahead and put it wherever you want?

[vulcanology-geology]

It’s really only a problem if you’re polishing or cutting it. The particles would be bad to breathe. It’s rather porous too, so I would worry about bacteria growing. Well, being literal anyway… Better to leave the poor thing alone. ._.

[thepioden]

I mean it kinda depends on where you stick it because malachite does not like acidic environments very much and the malachite will degrade and also might dye your bits blue-green as the copper dissolves out.

So use a condom when fucking rocks is the takeaway here.

[rosenagldky-deactivated20201223]

Oh my god guys it’s poisonous

It is super poisonous

There is a reason we do not use it in make up any more

Not even with a condom, do not fuck the rock

[nassadii]

Try this one instead. 

[naughtylittledragon]

malachite literally explodes in water does it not?

[rosenagldky-deactivated20201223]

I… no… I think you’re thinking of pure sodium?

Malachite is however water soluble, which really just means it will poison you quicker

[reclusiveandelusive]

This is both hilarious and cool as fuck because you’re getting all this information on minerals and rocks. You’re also watching people argue over wether or not you can fuck this rock

[bijoux-et-mineraux]

I go on hiatus for a week and come back to find tumblr molesting my post, but hey, at least we all learned something so yay tumblr, you just keep on  being you.

[fatbodypolitics]

When science tumblr meets sex tumblr.

[enablelove]

Hahaha I love this

[undead-ninja-pirate]

Sounds like it was... hard... to reach a conclusion about this matter.

[undead-ninja-pirate]

[undead-ninja-pirate]

I want a movie that’s like Inside Out, but focuses on a mentally ill child/teen and all the intrusive voices in their head.

[hatchibomitar]

ya know what’s kind of weird? some people name cats “whiskers.” that’s a cat’s body part. that’s so wild. i’m gonna name my son leg

[undead-ninja-pirate]

I am the night. I am also your father.

Story time! So this one time, a guy I went to high school with was questioning my status as a “real” nerd... and then in this one conversation, he mentioned that Darth Vader was portrayed by Christian Bale. After I corrected him with not just one, but ALL the actors who actually portrayed Darth Vader, he realized he had apparently confused Darth Vader with Batman, which both frustrated me, and (considering he was the one insinuating I was the fake nerd) strangely satisfied me.

[micdotcom]

Watch: Bernie says there’s one Trump quote he hasn’t figured out yet and is still “recovering from.”

[undead-ninja-pirate]

Driving is so weeeiiiird...

I mean, it's basically sitting in a chamber piloting a robotic suit on wheels that could potentially be used to kill people and cause quite a bit of destruction, but mainly we just use them to get from one place to another at speeds typically quicker than walking, and also play music and adjust the temperature inside said chamber in which we pilot the robotic suit.

[direbound-deactivated20130922]

[moo-im-a-horse-deactivated20130]

FOREVER REBLOG.

[bedfish]

my god

[currently-inactive-butterflies]

the Snape one gets me every time.

[undead-ninja-pirate]

^

Always...

[downlo]

This excellent visual representation of that old scam, “trickle down economics”, has been all over Twitter recently.

[baby-revenge]

And then the glass on top gets too big and too full and all the other little glasses below it break and then they all shatter.

[aquarian-sunchild]

And the big glass blames the little glasses for not working hard enough to hold it up.

[thehistoryoftheladder]

*SLAMS THE REBLOG BUTTON*

[libbey-blog1]

What do you get when you mix ice cream, cookies and booze? One sweet hangover.    

Ingredients:

The following makes enough to fill one pint glass:

Vanilla Ice Cream Milk 1 shot of Irish Cream Liqueur 1 shot of Chocolate Liqueur 3 cream-filled Chocolate Cookies + 1 for garnish

Directions:

Start with your favorite vanilla ice cream. Pack a pint glass loosely with ice cream. Fill the glass almost to the top with milk. Pour the contents of your glass (ice cream + milk) into your blender. Toss in the Irish cream liqueur, chocolate liqueur, and cream filled chocolate cookies cookies. Cap your blender and turn it on. Blend until the cookies are smashed to bits and the milkshake is smooth.

[cldrawsthings]

WHOAHHAAA long post!!

ANYWAYS I almost gave up on this thing like zillions of times but I kept pressing on!

This idea came about when I realized Connie COULD relate to LApis and what if they used that point of understanding to help Lapis break free from Malachite? Steven fuses with Connie so she can share his telepathy and then this comic happens

(Look at same time I deliver happiness, I can also deliver pain! lmao)

[silversarcasm]

I’m just done with ~implied~ queerness, with ‘nods’ to queer fans, with speculation and almosts and queerbaiting in all its forms

I am done with subpar representation and breadcrumbs

I want canon queer characters and I want them now

[chaoticum]

Do you need to distract yourself? Or are you simply bored? Here are some great websites to make the time pass.

create pixel art

make a cute chibi

draw some cool generative art

be a graffiti creator

create a picassohead (you don’t need to be a picasso to do so)

paint online

another awsome site to create pixel art on

and another one

create your own mandala

or color one

create an avatar

or you can try creating your own superhero

make your own pattern (very useful if you need a new background)

create next hit comic

make a city which looks like something from 90′s games

draw a mandala like design

jig saw puzzles

more jig saw puzzles to solve

create a stunning HTML5 animation - no coding!

make a movie

create and dress up dolls

play a piano

you can also play a guitar

create sounds

another sound creator

create a logo

design your dream home

sketch rooms

explore fashion trends and create your own sets

build a website

try this app for building a website

design your own t-shirt or a beanie or sweatpants and order them

design your own phone case

pretend to be a graphic designer with this cool online tool

Still haven’t found something that would float your boat? Try these:

watch a documentary

learn to code

do something yourself

workout with the help of this great youtube channels

learn things (another post of links and yes, I made it)

play pokemon or zelda or other awesome old school games

waste your time on miniclip

play games at additing games

or try games at agame

calm your thoughts

the quiet place

it will be okay

vent or listen to someone

pour out your soul

explore the sky

look at art from around the world

virtually visit museum of iraq

explore world with arounder

create a music playlist

list through rare books

scroll useful science website

create sand art

brain games

try out tastekid and discover new favorite band or movie or book

interactive 3D anatomy

random street view

post a secret

create a family tree

find our what’s the difference between x and y

help scientists and become volunteer researcher

create your own font

read a classic short story

scribble on maps

listen to letters

play with acrobots

listen to podcasts

make a bucket list

[victoriapaigexs]

Rest in peace to Sandra Bland, a beautiful, powerful and strong woman who’s life was ended too quickly due to the arrogance and stupidity of people who are supposed to protect us. Sad, sad world we live in. You will always be remembered and loved. 💘👼🏾😔

[imnotcuteimadorabloodthirsty]

Asexuals, bisexuals, and pansexuals all have a closet to come out of. Except it’s less of a closet and more like the wardrobe to Narnia.

‘Cause when they come out, no one believes them or the things they experienced.

[theasexualityblog-deactivated20]

Where is the lie?

[sportypeach-deactivated20160218]

I feel this on so many levels

[curvefollower]

[bodypositivestatues]

It is time for a fucking revolution.

If the fashion industry thrives on newness and novelty then they are failing themselves.

If you want a ‘new twist on a classic style’ I’ve got one for you.

Make a pencil skirt for someone who is 5ft 3.

Make a white shirt that will button over my breasts.

Make a shift dress that doesn’t get ‘nipped in at the waist’.

Make a pair of shoes that won’t aggravate my ankle injury.

Make a ‘nude-coloured’ dress that is dark brown.

Make your plus-sized jeans in actual denim, not some shitty stretch fabric dyed blue.

You want a fresh take on the classics?

Try making your clothes for someone who isn’t six foot tall and a size 6.

For once.

Please.

[curxio]

oh and also make fucking steel-toed boots under the size mens 8 1/2

[talkmagically]

Make some form-fitting shirts that are thick enough to stop our bras from showing through.

Make sensitive skin-friendly buttons and clasps so we don’t have worry about the metal making us break out in contact dermatitis (that’s a localized rash that can easily become an infection, for the uninformed).

Make a long dress that is easy to go to the bathroom in.

Make a pair of jeans that actually fit in the crotch area instead of putting us at risk of a yeast infection (No “V”).

Make more dress shoes that aren’t heels.

Put more pockets in women’s clothes.

CREATE A FUCKING UNIVERSAL SIZING SYSTEM THAT MAKES SENSE.

[darksilenceinsuburbia]

Amen to all.

[the-art-student-in-221c-deactiv]

NO MORE FAKE POCKETS 

[miss-spooks]

Make “petite jeans” be petite in length, NOT give it a slimmer waist.

[the-goddamazon-deactivingsoon-d]

BOLDED FOR EMPHASIS

[interstellaralligator]

MAKE HIGH WAISTED SHORTS THAT COVER MY ASS.

[newgirlonthecock-deactivated202]

Make jeans that fit my butt and thighs but don’t have all the extra room at my waist

[queen-tuggwood-deactivated20150]

Make female shoes above a size six.

[pink-bisexual-jew]

Make plus size clothing for people who are actually plus size, and not what you think is “plus size”

[undead-ninja-pirate]

Make a dress in a size where it's not too tight from the waist down AND I don't have to stuff my bra for it to fit properly.

Make women's clothing with pockets that can actually hold things.

Make more shoes in wide-footed sizes.

Make jeans that aren't too tight on my butt and hips AND aren't too long and loose on my legs.

[undead-ninja-pirate]

Slight playing around with the layout and more sunlight than last week, but content is the same. #veniceboardwalk #artforsale