Cupid's Garbage

|| 19, She/They, Bisexual/Polyamorous, Filthy Socialist ||

[janeplease]

My lipgloss is poggers my lipgloss is cool all the boys be simpin i peg them after school

[daxxglax]

[undeadcupido]

How To Cry: A Guide

So I have a good amount of male friends who have trouble crying. I wanted to make this to help other people maybe who are unable to cry or who can only cry under specific circumstances. Crying is in my opinion the healthiest way to release stress and tension that build up in your body over time.

1. Make your bedroom as dark as possible. If it’s too dark, turn on some LEDs in a soft color like purple and make them relatively dim

2. Take off everything aside from underwear and maybe some comfy shorts. No bra either because that’ll cause discomfort that will be very distracting, at least for me

3. Get a soft weighted blanket. If you don’t like weighted blankets you can use any blanket made of a soft material that doesn’t irritate you

4. Lay down in a comfortable position, for me this is usually fetal position laying on my left side, but do whatever makes you the most comfortable, and cover yourself with that blanket so that it hugs every side

5. Put on some music. I like to play these on loop when I cry:

Alice In Chains - Nutshell

Wilbur Soot - Saline Solution

Scruffpuppie - Affection

Panucci’s Pizza - Keanu Reaverbots

6. Focus on what you want to cry about, or about other things that make you feel sad. You can force yourself to actually cry if you fake cry. I usually start by fake sobbing, the tears will come out eventually. Then you'll cry for real as you focus on whatever it is you want to cry about.

[pukicho]

What if ghosts are just us but a layer dimension over, so it’s just people walking around doing shit and there are hot spots of energy (due to overlap) that creates foggy rifts to our neighboring reality, which we mistake as spirits, and they mistake us as spirits too, but both of us are the ‘ghost hunter’

[dannymartin]

Where’s the funny?

[pukicho]

One dimension over bitch

[nudityandnerdery]

Send Lwyds.

[elodieunderglass]

I love a lwyd joke

[undeadcupido]

i know it’s not pronounced like that but this creature has my name in its name and im scared

[pukicho]

Hey what is a hobby you like to do other than music?

Sim Racing wanna see my new wheel ?

[boiled-avocados]

YES!

[pukicho]

Its cool If you like nerdy shit

[undeadcupido]

LOVE THIS GJFNKHSGKHJGHGKFLH AAAAAAAAAAAAA

[pukicho]

I never sleep. I just die and then wake up in the morning

[eggastential-biscuits]

You wake up in the morning?

[pukicho]

From being dead, yes

[pleasurecastle-deactivated20200]

[undeadcupido]

someone tell me what this is RIGHT NOW im gonna go bonkers

[pukicho]

Hey guys I’m gonna be nice today, I will give you one positive affirmation

[vizivoir]

I don’t need it. Bitch

[pukicho]

You’re gonna need it in a second, motherfucker

[romcommunist]

likes charge reblogs cast

[mrspider-deactivated20221213]

listen i do not mean this in a furry way at all and i know the actual tread of this would be ass but let me say. i would very much like it if there were boots that made animal tracks instead of boot tracks. i just think thatd be neat

[undeadcupido]

fuckign LOVE this ok i had shoes like these when i was a bab

[bgm05]

[undeadcupido]

who the fuck came up with the male term for widow? like.. “widower”? seriously? it just looks and sounds so stupid. it doesn’t nearly roll off the tongue as well as widow does. “widow” makes sense because the black widow is a type of spider that eats her partner after mating, and a widow is a woman whos partner has died. BUT WHY IS THE MALE TERM “WIDOWER”?????

[undeadcupido]

update everyone

i’m a she/they

[rainbow-femme]

When my mom and aunt were younger my aunt was in high school and my mom in middle school. A group of girls were bullying my aunt and one slapped her in the lunch room. The principal met with my grandma and the other mom. He said they weren’t punishing the other girl because he didn’t get involved in “girl problems.” My grandma asked if that meant my aunt could retaliate the next time it happened and he said no then it would be a fight and they’d both get in trouble.

So my grandma turned away from him and to the other mom and said “I have another daughter. She doesn’t go to this school and she’s a star softball player with her own bat. You can tell your daughter to stop bothering mine or you can drive her to the hospital with a shattered jaw. That’s your choice.” And walked out.

Few months later that girl stole a necklace from my aunt. My grandma called the cops and they all drove to her house to get it back. The cop came outside with it and said he told the family my grandma wouldn’t press charges if they gave it back. My grandma took the necklace and said “Then you’re going to have to go in and tell them you lied because I am pressing charges. She’s a thief and I want her treated like one.”

My grandma was a single mom in the 70s with two daughters and she took no shit from men who tried to undermine her and her daughters.

[rainbow-femme]

She also got excommunicated and then re-communicated after bothering the Vatican enough to let her back in

[rainbow-femme]

She doesn’t even like being Catholic and is Episcopalian now. It was more of a “You can’t fire me, I quit!” which is even better, at least to me

[lives-in-a-harpsichord]

Obsessed with how people will just say stuff

[awkward-finger-guns]

YALYALLLL YALLLL YAL

MY MOM SAID IF I COULD GET 100,000 NOTES I CAN GET A DAGGER

PLEASE HELP ME

IM NOT ALLOWED TO REBLOG OR SPAM MY OWN POST SO HELP ME OUT GUSY

PLEASE I WANT A DAGGER

[riot-dog]

Get this bitch their dagger

[14-shillings-and-6-pence]

YES DAGGER

[pepplemint]

"adults trying to stay "hip" and keep up with youth culture and being years late is so cringey"

adult secret: its all intentional. nothing will prepare you for how fun it is to watch a teenagers face as you dab at them. i will floss when they least expect it and I will love every second of their horror.