ʷᵉˡᶜᵒᵐᵉ ᵗᵒ ᵗʰᵉ

I am in severe distress. I am vibing. I am king of the world. I am bored. I am lost at sea. I am making coffee. I am foraging in the forest. I am making tea. I am chasing pigeons. I am napping in a chair

[underestimated-power]

hello

agent be upon ye

goodbye

[underestimated-power]

average ffxiv

[valtsv]

what's the point of having absolutely insane life changing cinematic quality dreams if i never remember them. i'll wake up like "damn that was crazy" "what was" "...i forgor 💀"

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[fabledanarchy]

That’s Odin

[the-text-doctor]

<Reblog to get a sword.> o()xxx[{::::::::::::::::::::::::::::>

[pukicho]

what do you even gain from this

I get to share things with people, I make people smile and laugh, but most of all, I get called a rat bastard everyday of my life

[arcadequeerz-deactivated2026031]

Me thinking really hard about random stupid details about my own ocs story:

[mono-red-menace]

sleeper agent but when u say their activation phrase they immediately fall asleep

[sapropel]

Sleepy agent lol

[halibellecter]

that's just what agents are *yawn* like

[ahhrenata]

yikes.

[underestimated-power]

jedi time

[viridanlegacy]

Teaming up in games:

Expectation:

Reality:

[angelicguy]

do u have any tips on how to get rid of ants?

im assuming diplomacy has failed

[chongoblog]

Haters be like

“It’s totally possible to make a path that goes through every door exactly once”

[hexea]

Idk if I did it right

[chongoblog]

sorry!

[c0rpseductor]

it’s true you can’t draw one continuous line that would do the trick. but if the kitty and bunny set out by going through the doors they’re marked beside and each walked the certain way their colored arrows show at the same time their “collective path” as a team would go through each door only once. The moral of the story is actually about friendship , and cooperation, because in this world there are tasks you can’t do on your own.

im just fucking with you i’m pretty sure this has no right answer

[2pacula]

i concocted a solution with a 100% mortality rate

[chongoblog]

Stop being so incredibly funny on my impossible puzzle post

[sharkiethedork]

You can switch the tracks so the trolley will kill one person, or you can allow it to attempt the fruitless crusade of running over each person in the maze only once.

[catgirldick]

all in a days work! *passes out*

[kittybunprincess]

My indecisive butt, walking in and being faced with having to make a decision, immediately leaving

[pixiecatsupreme]

oOoOoooo I’m a ghost!

[kipplekipple]

Fire

[jo3mm]

dude my house

[tahthetrickster]

[rpmindthinker]

If they stand behind you, give them protection.

If they stand beside you, give them respect.

If they stand if front of you, watch their back. And if they stand against you, show them no mercy.

[viridanlegacy]

what’s on your mind, sith….

[halibellecter]

[achesspiece]

He/theys be like

[wizardpotions]

I'm evil and I'm going to shoot lightning at you until you die. Hope this helps!