Maid In Paradise*

I work as a maid and i need to vent because rich people are ridiculous *see hell in dictionary

[sirfrogsworth]

Is anyone else just... exhausted?

[fredbydawn]

We all know Furbies lay Orbeez eggs that Worms on a String hatch from, but did you know that when a Furby escapes captivity it will revert back to its feral long worm form in less than a year

[fredbydawn]

I hope this clears things up

[arcsin27]

What the fresh fuck

[tylha]

maybe i am too old for tiktok

[sabrinareno]

My son once came back from a record shop visit with his uncle and with wide eyes and excited smile presented me with a cassette tape. “Look what I found!” As though he’d unearthed ancient pottery at a dig sight.

I love it. I love when my kids discover something that I take for granted. I hear songs with new ears because they are in a state of wonder. My son played me “Paint it Black” the other day, I’m like yeah Rolling Stones so what? And then I see his face and that LOOK like he just discovered sunsets and he’s like yeah but listen to this part, listen to the guitar right here - and I hear a song anew. Like watching a puppy see a bird for the first time, and oh oh right yeah birds are fucking amazing, forgot about that.

[geoffreytoday]

#finally a comment that doesn’t have disdain for kids discovering old things #isn’t it cool that someone didn’t know Queen and they got to hear it for the first time? #isn’t it cool to witness that excitement?

I think this is largely why “react” channels on YouTube have become so popular. Watching someone experience something you love for the first time is exciting. Rediscovering that thing through their eyes is also exciting. 

[anneemay]

[piendish]

I’m cleaning the floors! I’m cleaning the floors, whahippidy Doo. They’re clean, gonna b so, gonna b so clean

[piendish]

People … walked. People walked on them. With their dirt shoes……. Why do I fucking bothher

[underpaidmaid]

Gotta love waiting for parking in downtown Boulder so that I can go clean for college fuck boys

[underpaidmaid]

THEY DIDNT EVEN KNOW I WAS SUPPOSED TO CLEAN TODAY AND ITS BEEN HALF AN HOUR SEND HELP

[underpaidmaid]

Gotta love waiting for parking in downtown Boulder so that I can go clean for college fuck boys

[underpaidmaid]

Dear people who brush their teeth in the shower

WTF ARE YOU DOING AND WHO TOLD YOU THIS WAS OK

[underpaidmaid]

Tip your fucking maids people!!!!!!

If you have the money to pay someonelse to clean your house then you have enough to give them a ten dollar tip because we don’t get payed shit and literally I rely on my tips for food and gas during the day since my company has us use our personal vehicles TIP YOUR FUCKING MAIDS TIP YOUR FUCKING GARDENERS TIP THE PEOPLE WHO WORK FOR YOU BECAUSE THEY WORK HARD AND YOUR TIPS CAN MEAN THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN EATING OR NOT THAT DAY

[underpaidmaid]

You can let your dog run around the house while I’m cleaning

Please let your dog run around the house while I’m cleaning

It not my house

It their house

I get super excited when the work order says there’s a dog in the house but if you keep the dog outside the whole time then how am I supposed to pet them? To praise them? To commend you on your wonderful pooch?

Honestly it’s just a loose loose situation all around

[underpaidmaid]

THANK YOU TO THE DUDE WHO TIPED ME 20 DOLLARS AND LET ME PET HIS CAT RAJA I WAS HAVING A HARD DAY BUT THIS MADE IT BETTER.

[underpaidmaid]

“The last girl didn’t do my baseboards and now there’s a speck of dust on them in my home that gets cleaned top to bottom every week >:(

O my gods lady ok i get it you pay money for this but your baseboards are not the end of the world and the last girl was probably running late and had another house to get to like we have long fucking days ok? Sometimes we forget things. We are HUMAN.

[underpaidmaid]

Please don’t make me move your 200 tiny decorative seashells please I beg of you

“And in here please dust the shells and under them yknow? Like move them”

FUCK

Fuck your seashells lady like seriously y do you have so many and y do you want me to spend an hour dusting them????