if youre a trans guy and you loved mulan as a kid congratulations shang succesfully made a man out of you
i’m fucking crying
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Love Begins
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@underthesea447
if youre a trans guy and you loved mulan as a kid congratulations shang succesfully made a man out of you
i’m fucking crying
not to be corny but the sound of rain softly hitting the roof at night is the best thing ever
Writing Advice: it doesn’t matter if an idea has been done before. It’s never been done by you. So long as you do it well, and in your own way, it’s a wonderful contribution.
*slams fists on table*
THERE WAS ONLY ONE BED
*flips table*
BEST FRIENDS TO LOVERS
*Kicks chair*
ENEMIES TO LOVERS
*throws lamp across room*
HELP I NEED A FAKE BOYFRIEND FOR MY EX’S WEDDING
*rips down the curtains*
THEY’RE FAMOUS AND THEIR FANS SHIP THEM
*clutches wine glass so hard it shatters in my fist*
THEY WERE ROOMMATES
oh my god they were roommates
AND THEY PINED MUTUALLY
YOU’RE FROM THE ROYAL FAMILY AND I AM JUST A SIMPLE SERVANT
THEY BOTH HAVE A SECRET THAT RELATES
THEY ARE ENEMY AGENTS
One saves the other from an unhealthy relationship and they realize they were in love with each other the whole tiiiiiime
SSSOOOOUUUULLLMAAAAAAATES
This is the best post ever.
Transona: When you’re not even aware you’re trans yet, but you invent characters that are “you but as a guy/girl” and use them in every role playing game and every single fic you write
you gonna post my address and social security number while youre at it
“I’ll remember” is the ADHD demon talking. You won’t remember. Write it down.
bold of you to assume i’ll remember where i wrote it, or even that i wrote it
@the-awesome-cabbage
Slav pronouncing US states
north and south dAhkotah
Me me sisi si sip mip sipipi mesipi mesipimipi YES
it have many mountains and is shaped like rectangle
@silvakss
“I’m a one woman army”
You’ve heard of
Netflix And Chill
Now get ready for
Sleep Deprivation And Fanfiction ™
rb w what ur local blockbuster was replaced with
mine is a Five Guys
not joking, it’s a church now
Nothing... the building has been left empty and they haven’t been able to lease out the acursed place since
2 tired agents
i dumped my card for the first time this month. it’s as chaotic as my heart.
concept: a game called “john mulaney or cecil palmer?” where you have to guess if a quote was said by popular stand-up comedian john mulaney or fictional radio host cecil gershwin palmer
this might sound easy, but please keep in mind that john mulaney has said “whoa, that tall child looks terrible! get some rest, tall child! you can’t keep burning the candle at both ends!” and cecil palmer has said “alligators: can they kill your children? yes.”
John has said “🎶Because we’re Delta Airlines, and life is a fucking nightmare! 🎶” and Cecil has said “Delta Airlines, because it’s not like you’re safe anywhere else.”
yknow when you wear a big hoodie and let the sleeves fall way past your hands and then you flap your hands…that’s good fun
“On the hallowed evening, it is said that you can see their cursed bodies, formed from starlight and smoke”
Reblog this with the Firefly/ Serenity quote that always makes you laugh.
Mine is “use of a s-what?”
Jayne: “You wanna go little man!”
Wash: “Only if it’s someplace with candle light.”
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Malcolm: “define ‘interesting’?”
Wash: “oh god, oh god, where all gonna die?”
Mal: “One of you is gunna fall and die and I’m not cleaning it up!”