Oh, forgive me for I love being bad for you
Misplaced Lens Cap
we're not kids anymore.
Monterey Bay Aquarium
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH

titsay
i don't do bad sauce passes

@theartofmadeline
No title available

shark vs the universe
Alisa U Zemlji Chuda
hello vonnie
Cosmic Funnies
wallacepolsom
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
Keni
noise dept.

JBB: An Artblog!

No title available
trying on a metaphor

Kaledo Art

seen from Mauritius

seen from United States
seen from Colombia
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States

seen from United States
seen from United States

seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from Malaysia

seen from Sweden

seen from United States
seen from United States
@underwaterattribute
Oh, forgive me for I love being bad for you
Harry Potter Funny Book Titles: Professor McGonagall’s PoV Text credit: (x)
When in doubt, go to the library!
This is STUNNING
I’m rekindling my love for Harry Potter. As much as I’m fond of the movie versions, my childhood idea of the golden trio was due a revamp.
patreon | ko-fi
ok, yes pls
I’ve had enough trouble for a lifetime.
Harry James Potter through the ages (16, 21, 27) in my sketches. What’s your favorite? :)
We raise our cups to them 🌹
It’s the best art I’ve ever seen🥹😍❤️
CUT THAT OUT DAMNIT
Fanfic Writers: Director’s Cut
Reblog this if you want readers to come into your ask box and ask for the “director’s commentary” on a particular story, section of a story, or set of lines.
Or, send in a ⭐star⭐ to have the author select a section they’ve been dying to talk about!
"I am awake now! I am very awake!"
This leavening ingredient is also called "hartshorn", because in previous centuries, the only way to get it was by subjecting antlers to high heat. (More about that here.) In German it's still called Hirschhornsalz.
The reason this stuff is judged to be seriously superior for some baking is that—unlike baking powder and baking soda—in the finished product you can't taste that any leavening product has been used. The heat of the baking process drives off the ammonia (and you betcha, you'll smell it then!). But the final baked product will be light and beautifully risen, and will taste of nothing but the non-leavening ingredients. It's frankly kinda magical.
(More about the chemistry of leavening agents, and some discussion of the comparisons among them, is here.)
On the plus side if it smells like death you're a lot less likely to eat the cookie dough!
Well, most people would be. Tumblr I can't account for.
Fantasia (1940): The Nutcracker Suite
butt-licking cat
see original here
Book of Hours, Lyon, ca. 1505-1510.
Lyon, BM, Ms 6881, fol. 30r
[OC]The Lady and the Mermaid 👒🐚
Hey so listen. I’ve only played Witcher 3 and watched the Witcher show, I know the canon is that Geralt just keeps getting brown horses and calling them all Roach BUT
it would be REALLY, REALLY FUNNY….if Roach has been the same horse for like…..fifty years…..and Geralt doesn’t notice his horse is magic, because how long do horses live? 100? This is Fine. Horses, he’s found, are surprisingly sturdy. One time a catastrophic storm sank Geralt’s ship and drowned literally everyone on board but Roach was found chilling on shore, a-okay.
Jaskier: So I didn’t want to bring this up at first, because I didn’t want you to think I wasn’t cool with your magic horse–
Geralt: My What.
Jaskier: –like how did you tame it? Did you raise it from an egg or something? It seems like most magic horses eat people–or, sorry, do you taste bad as a Witcher? Roach has never tried to take a nibble out of me–
Geralt: Jaskier. This is a normal horse.
Jaskier, who has seen this horse appear on rooftops, in the middle of lava fields, refusing to swim but two seconds later showing up on the other side of a lake, and one time doing this for half an hour:
Jaskier: What Do You Mean
Jaskier, a completely ordinary human person who has managed to not age a single year throughout Geralt’s multi-century life and Roach, a completely ordinary brown horse who has managed to not age a single year throughout Geralt’s multi-century life just look back and forth at each other like “bitch, I won’t bring it up if you don’t” and that’s the end of it.
rujinu... bi4bi. workaholic4workaholic. hot power couple. the two biggest losers you'll ever meet. great at public image terrible at vulnerability. orpheus and eurydice coded. flirt through annoying each other. never kissed. sword to neck. both claim they were "just using" each other. both kept meeting up and spilling their feelings despite being on opposite sides of a supernatural war. they saved each other. he got her to stop trying to kill him and immediately made fun of her pajama pants. they truly have it all
My favorite thing about Eliot Spencer is how invested he gets in whatever job/role he’s doing for the con. He has to play a caterer? He will give you a gourmet menu and poach some pears for dessert. He has to play a minor league baseball player? He will hit a home run and he will be excited when the local deli names a sandwich after him. He has to play a police officer? He will make Hardison respond to a call that’s nearby because there might be kids in that house. Eliot commits.
that’s so interesting because he is ALWAYS freaking out at how deeply Hardison commits to his characters.
I think there are key differences in how Eliot and Hardison over-invest in their roles, which is why Eliot fusses at Hardison about it without equating it to what he does himself. (Note: I’m focusing on original series only here.)
Eliot gets over-absorbed because he gets really into what his character does (chef, baseball player, etc.) and loses focus on what the con is trying to accomplish, which isn’t helpful but tends to add authenticity to his individual role. Eliot’s main risk is getting so immersed that he forgets it’s just a con and tries to be that persona rather than doing just enough to fool the mark. He may have some broad-strokes backstory in his head in case someone asks, but his main way to sell his character is just to play the role to the hilt in the current moment. (Prior to the team, he didn’t have a hacker or do long cons, so his main grifting option was to keep things simple, play the role, improv as needed, and hope no one asked too many questions before he finished the job. And be prepared to punch his way out if they did.)
Hardison doesn’t forget he’s playing a role. The part he overdoes is building an “interesting” (often meaning complicated) role and tending to over-act, which tends reduce the authenticity of his performance. The obvious example is “The Ice Man Job,” but it’s the same thing with the overall con in “The Gold Job”–he’s thought out every backstory detail and how to deliver it to the mark, but he lays on the perfectly constructed backstory too hard without reading when to dial back the complexity or exposition. (Prior to the team, it’s implied that he did most of his criminal activity on-line rather than in-person, so the exhaustive planning and documentation was his practical grifting approach.)
If you assign Eliot to be a chef, he’s gonna be a chef. He’ll get distracted from the con by the fact that they’re running out of onions and he just can’t get the flavor of this sauce quite right, but everyone around him will believe he’s a chef. If you ask him where he went to culinary school, he’ll glare at you and maybe throw out some sparse details (trusting Hardison to back it up if anyone tries to check it)–dig too far, and he’s probably gonna be relying on dodging questions or having Hardison in his ear feeding him backstory details.
If you assign Hardison to be a chef, he’s going to have thought out and documented every detail of his backstory, researched his character’s favorite recipes so he can discuss them in detail, etc. You ask him something–anything–about his character and he’ll answer in such detail that your head will spin. But if you tell him the kitchen’s down to its last onion and ask what he wants you to do about that, he’ll be caught completely by surprise and flummoxed about what to do (unless Eliot is in his ear telling him who to send on a supply run to and what menu items to scratch in the meantime).
@onyxbird, I love this distinction, thank you!! What I’m hearing from your lovely meta is that Eliot gets so stressed about Hardison overcompensating. if you want to lie, stick as close to the truth as possible, don’t give out too many explanations, and act casual. BE casual. But Hardison has to constantly prove how smart he is, how prepared he is, how well he fits in–so he automatically stands out. Online you need receipts all the time, but in real life you can trust non verbal cues.
Can I point out?
Hardison’s grifting in the style of a dedicated D&D player.
Eliot is grifting in the style of a man with a past he’s ashamed over.
Oh no
The difference is Hardison is just making up characters. It’s fiction to him, here’s what a millionaire diamond smuggler would be like, here’s a fun adventure story to tell.
But Eliot is discovering different people he could have been. In another life he could have been the minor league baseball star, the country singer, the chef, the gym teacher. And just for a little whole he gets to be that other person, maybe a better person, maybe a happier person. Of course he gets wrapped up in it, and of course it’s hard for him to have to stop being that version of himself. What if things had been different. What if he hadn’t done what he’d done. What if he could just be this instead.
@mj–spooks
@gnar-slabdash how very fucking dare you be so so correct and break my heart like this 😭😭😭
I want to point out also that when Hardison has No Time To Prepare– like mile high job, or bank shot job, he does great! he goes with the flow, a little nervously, but he grifts solidly. A little awkward, but normal-human-levels of awkwardness, people go “oh yeah, Teme the violinist is just Like That” he gets the mark’s company to throw him a birthday party! he wins a court case! It’s only when he has time to plan ahead of time that things get a little iffy– the difference between a stilted, scripted skit and solid improv. you assign Hardison to be a chef, and you get a mess. but If Someone needs to be a chef and Eliot’s not there and you shove Hardison in the kitchen, I believe he could make it…at least long enough to channel Eliot, shout ‘who put raw onions in this?’ and run while everyone’s distracted.
I don’t think Hardison trusts his ability to read people. He got really used to hiding behind computers where reading people wasn’t even part of the equation, and of course he had those two big jobs where he messed up on that front. So when planning he doesn’t incorporate points of flexibility where he just runs with it because he thinks that’s a tool he doesn’t have.
But of course, Nana taught him how to talk to people, and he’s learned a whole lot from the team. He absolutely has that ability, as long as he’s not getting in his own head about the lack.
I think there’s another axis to this, which is about how they each learn to work with the team.
Hardison is a planner, so he plans everything – including what his teammates should do. He gets frustrated and confused when they deviate from a script or don’t appreciate (or use) the artifacts he’s painstakingly made for them.
Eliot is an improviser, so he improvises everything – instead of planning around his teammates. He gets frustrated when he has to hold off on hitting someone because they need that person later, and resentful when the team suddenly seems to want him to pivot his role.
Both of them are actually good at planning and good at improvising, they just don’t value those skills enough until working together forces them to improve. Just like Hardison learns to read a mark, Eliot learns to tell a consistent story.
What’s really interesting to me is that they both seem to have learned those skills from Sophie.