[cheaphalloweencostume]

my family fucked up my life by using spoonerisms interchangeably with their true phrase counterparts since before i was born and now i can’t escape from instinctively saying shit like “im gonna shake a tower”

[cheaphalloweencostume]

oh “meeking a smee” made me feel like i was being fucking tazed

[cheaphalloweencostume]

theres a lot of people on this website who dont realize their dad is a gnome

[milf-adjacent]

[duckdotcom]

guy who turns into a glass of milk when he gets angry and girl who turns into a plate of cookies when she's upset having a bitter argument with each other next to the chimney on christmas eve at 11:59 pm

[king-of-fuffies]

#2735641 original posts remain

[cabalisticrevenant]

[dyke-pollinator]

God forbid women do anything

[sggk]

Love my grandparents.... on the phone just now my papa was dead serious like “i just think it’s so terrible to kick your child out for being gay . This is a union family and the ONLY thing i’d ever kick any of you out for is crossing a picket line.” okay working class hero!

[assassinationtipsforladies]

[pseudorhombicosidodecahedron]

[hideokojima]

are people allowed to say kys here

[greatlordfluffernutter]

We're allowed to say faggot don't worry about it

[hideokojima]

[mechanicalangel-deactivated2023]

everygirl should get. 10 hrs a day to play video games 8 hrs to lie on the floor 6-8 hrs to do literally nothing 22 hours to sleep per day.

[pekingopera]

[watermelonjeager-deactivated201]

This is an important message that needs to get out to Markiplier!

There is a gang war in LA. The first gang to get to 100 kills, gets to take over that part of the city. You NEED to be careful, Mark. You could be at high risk because of your high status. PLEASE be safe, everyone in or around LA, and please reblog this to get it to the youtubers in LA.

I just worry about their safety.

markiplier stay safe! <3

[roseydoux]

[emotionallycompromisedadultgirl]

[electricxmayhem]

obsessed with this muppet clip where Gonzo breaks a piece of machinery and then just stares at the camera in an empty room and says ‘GUILT’ in the most harrowing way possible

[wizardotgif]

GUILT gonzo thursday

[twistedhellknight52]

no offense to u but are u satire??

Im a sagatarius. It means your born in dacember basicly.

[despazito]

[despazito]

[woodmeat]

y'all ugly

[vated-deactivated20160313]

Eye of the beholder my man

[woodmeat]

behold these nuts g

[heckin-good-memes]

[some-1one]

Curious female shark  showing off swimming on her back.This is rare to see ! 🤯

[gentlekitchenwitch]

Sweet big head, no thoughts, water puppy 😍

[royal-random-the-yogurt-queen]

“Is that normal??”

“No”

*high-pitched chaotic laughter*

[malkaleh]

@lemonsharks

[slime-bro-shiro]

@healthysharkshealthyocean

[dutchster]

it would be very difficult for me to resist giving her some belly scratches

[imgetting2old4diss]

I really wanna rub her tumby