[escapedaudios]

When I was a little boy, girls used to just do random cartwheels for no reason. Then one day, they stopped. Now that I am a man, no women randomly do cartwheels. This is because society is evil and killed the cartwheel impulse in their soul. They don't even spin horizontally anymore. It's fucked up.

[dinnytchi]

Eiland mournfully holding a giant Toblerone because... I don't know. Why do anything.

[hijkio]

Zuko

[ashcremated]

shhhh theyre sleeby 🤏🤏

[jisuto]

[savemebarry]

The Banshees of Inisherin, 2022 dir. Martin McDonagh

[skyrigel]

[arcadianambivalence]

Armand's Guide to Stopping Lestat's Stupid Great Conversion (with Daniel Molloy)

Step 1. Ask Very Nicely (Failed)

Step 2. Break Up the Band (Failed)

Step 3. Bring in the Boyfriend (Failed)

Step 4. Deploy Public Shaming (Failed)

Step 5. Start Chopping Heads (Results Pending)

[chiikawagifs]

[kayvsworld]

my body, tearfully: when sleep???

me: my dude we just woke up!! It’s time for wakefulness and doing things and Productivity

my body, weeping: but???? when sleep?????

[rizaoftheowls]

me: okay, finally now is sleep

my body: no. wrong.

[amad5o]

Danny boy Molloy is EATING as a vampire holy shit!

[sillystigmata]

My puppy.

[pinimi]

I love overpowered nepo fledgling daniel who can take down an entire room of older vampires

[pinimi]

somebody’s bi grandpa and his pirate boyfriend

[lestatdelioncuort]

Amaka Umeh as DEE PHARMA

THE VAMPIRE LESTAT | 3.01 "DETROIT"

[leonbutchkennedy]

[that-vexaholic-cryptid]

[gryffinite-gremlinlord]

Mulder's got a point