MISS CIGARETTE

undermined escape artist

[amy-santiagos]

[thequantumqueer]

[ms-demeanor]

“I loved her to the point of invention” is extremely fucking raw and I adore it.

[theweirdwideweb]

[catchymemes]

[penstab]

i have a horrible misogynist rooster who only likes blonde hens so i always have to make sure i have 2-3 yellow hens around so he doesn't run anyone ragged. i didn't know this was a problem someone could have but i've had macklemore for eight slutty, slutty years and he's been overly obsessed with the blondness level of his lady friends for the entire time with no sign of slowing down so, like. props to him for sticking to his guns.

SIR, PLEASE,

[penstab]

YOU CANT JUST CASUALLY LEAVE THIS IN THE REPLIES AS IF THIS ISNT A CRUCIAL ELEMENT OF THIS HARROWING STORY

SIR!!!!!!

[ophanic]

props to stem people wtf! i can bullshit my way through any english essay because literally u just have to say stuff. but for stem paper u have to say stuff AND it has to be true. wack. 

[luckysovreign]

props to hums people wtf! i can bullshit my way through any stem essay because literally u just have to repeat stuff. but for a hums paper u have to say stuff AND it has to be new stuff from your brain. wack. 

[jeaniefranklins]

#FINALLY the solidarity we need to defeat business majors

[babyanimalgifs]

“Finally figured out how my tortoise was getting into the house all by himself!” 

(Source)

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

hmmm

[surprisebitch]

im the marketer who pitched this

[memehumor]

Made this for my lesbian friend and said I may aswell post it here also

[radicalgraff]

“Abolish Money

Boycott Jobs

Combat Cops

Destroy Banks’

Seen in London, UK

[frqp-deactivated20200918]

caption is missing a letter. Fix it

[nuderefsarebest]

[thesaltofcarthage]

do NOT fuck with Girl Scouts.

[theoneandonlyredrobin]

Incredible

[keepcalmandcarriefischer]

[anotherlxve]

What if you and I were meant to part ways only so we could find each other again?

[mockwa]

🐯 🐯 🐯

[bunjywunjy]

good morning everyone have an absolutely furious mongoose

[ari-nemera]

It’s cuter when you recognize that the lion with visible spots is a juvenile. There’s a very high chance the other lion that runs over to investigate is the MOTHER.

The first lion is asking for comfort because she was given a big spook!!! and she needs mommy to tell her it’s safe and ok!!!! (What’s cuter is that mommy clearly reassures her, and goes on to take the parent role of ‘deal with the scream rat in order to protect my large and easily frightened daughter’)

this is all in all an adorable video 10/10

[jooshthepunished-deactivated202]

SHUT

[insomniac-arrest]

vibes of that experimental time in animated kids movies: alt indie, gay, STRONG aesthetic, weirdly dark, epic world-building, gay again, found family as fuck, demon ladies, cat ladies, father issues, SHIPS AND STUFF

idk what was UP with this time period, but I want to embody whatever these vibes were into my very soul

[childmagazine]

[bitchycode]

next time i’m opening up to someone is my autopsy

[shegotmefvcked-deactivated20180]

feel this on a spiritual level

[dancefloors]

I'm writing paragraphs but like.. in my mind

[dancefloors]

oh it's called thinking.

[tw1nkpass1ng-deactivated2019121]

Virgo antics