undoubtedly queer

I just want everybody to kiss ok

[undoubtedlyqueer]

I want to get in some good Stormpilot fics before new canon comes out but when I search their tag it’s always them secondary to Reylo or Kylo/Hux like WTF how dare you, honestly

[slimegargoyle]

worst thought process I had today was trying to nail down trump’s hogwarts house

[undoubtedlyqueer]

Trump is a bitter squib.

[undoubtedlyqueer]

Has somebody drawn La Femme Nikiforov yet?

[undoubtedlyqueer]

Clearly the entirety of series four was a marketing scheme to get a shitload of people to watch Apple Tree Yard.

[undoubtedlyqueer]

Series 4 prediction: Moriarty is alive and spends the whole three episodes chasing Sherlock around with a blowtorch trying to literally burn his heart out but surprise, Sherlock already gave his heart to a fire demon before the series began and it had been living as Mrs. Hudson this whole time (which is the real reason she can’t leave Baker Street). Moriarty is so pissed that he shoots himself in the head again but for real this time and Mrs. Hudson gives Sherlock his heart back so he and John can kiss and she turns into a shooting star and lives happily ever after zooming through space. Also the baby is fake and Mary was dead the whole time.

[undoubtedlyqueer]

I just want to say that this would have been more consistent with the narrative and tone of the previous three seasons and perhaps they should have added me to the writing staff.

[memelovingbot]

the inherent queerness of ikea monkey

[glittergluekintsugi]

The Sherlock fandom this week.

[undoubtedlyqueer]

What if TFP was a backdoor pilot for Time Desk?

[undoubtedlyqueer]

Coffin: short person, practical about death, not close with family, loves Sherlock,

Sherlock: Molly?????,?

Eurus, looking awkwardly at John while googling Molly's number: uhhh yes exactly yes there are bombs in her house yes

[reichebach]

watching tfp like

x

[skulls-and-tea]

trying to imagine Mary recording BOTH those DVDs on the selfsame day, i,

[undoubtedlyqueer]

I hope there's a third one labeled "Miss Us" and it gets delivered the day after Sherlock and John's wedding and it's actually blank and then the mail carrier removes her mask a la Gene Parmesan to reveal she is Mary and she yells "SURPRISE BITCH YOU THOUGHT YOU'D SEEN THE LAST OF ME BUT I AM STILL MISSUS WATSON PS YOUR MARRIAGE IS ILLEGAL"

[undoubtedlyqueer]

What if Series Five: Molly's Revenge Tour?

[rthrmrgn]

PLEASE, THERE’S JUST ONE MORE THING, ONE MORE THING, ONE MORE MIRACLE, SHERLOCK, FOR ME

[undoubtedlyqueer]

"Don't be het."

[slimegargoyle]

to blave

[skulls-and-tea]

my mom just now after TLD?

[undoubtedlyqueer]

What if this is actually a message from the future and she just watched Episode Four??

[undoubtedlyqueer]

Also can we talk about how the fake film noir Mycroft was watching was also shittily written because that is either a real commitment to sucking or is some sort of clue.

[undoubtedlyqueer]

Like clearly they did not spend the whole budget on those terrible special effects. You'd think they could afford to show a 30 second clip of a real movie.

[undoubtedlyqueer]

Also can we talk about how the fake film noir Mycroft was watching was also shittily written because that is either a real commitment to sucking or is some sort of clue.

[undoubtedlyqueer]

So maybe I am dumb/maybe I was somewhat drunk while watching the episode, but... why were the dates wrong on the gravestones in the first place? Like did Baby Ouroboros go out there with a chisel every night or what?