Krafter of Saints

He/Him - 25 - bi - Particle Physicist - Witchcraft and Demonology aficionado - Vaguely occultist - Most likely a satanist

[saint-vore]

if you're confused about all the pumpkins and ghosts and stuff, it's actually a sort of seasonal harvest festival in parts of the northern hemisphere. yeah, it's kinda weird to think about how it's autumn down there when up here it's spring, haha yeah imagine them all, upside down, and getting colder in october when it's just starting to warm up

and can you imagine, down there it's COLD at christmas, crazy right?

[saxifraga-x-urbium]

that's nonsense, why would it be cold at christmas, it doesn't even make sense? that's a festival about the birth of something??? obviously that happens in summer.

[taifan92]

Excuse me?! What you guys doing calling the northern hemisphere "down there"?! We're north. That's UP on a map when it's oriented properly.

[saint-vore]

what the fuck are you talking about?

[dragoninhumanskin]

You can clearly see South is up

[memewhore]

[hoplitis]

[halozeta]

The all time winner:

[clueingforbeggs]

Matt Rose did a video on this (r/lostredditors) recently, and these are some of my favourites.

[grntaire]

HELLLLLL YEAH!!!!!!!

[lladyburd]

THIS PHOTO FROM THE ARTICLE IS INSANE

[grungixfungix]

[7062242]

My Life Changed When I Discovered Peer-to-Peer File Sharing at Age 10 by heart__rot

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Acrylic on Canvas

[maddoppelganger]

[dollsahoy]

It's largely airbrushed! That's why it doesn't look like you expect acrylic to look, if you're expecting it to have been applied with a traditional brush

[pandor-pandorkful]

I love how art programs have spent decades building tools to ape traditional materials and techniques digitally, while at the same time artists have gone ahead and aped the digital funk of MSpaint and bad photoshop in traditional mediums. That's just really fun to me!

[joepieweed]

Being ugly is not an excuse. Most people are ugly. I’ve fucked ugly people and they weren’t virgins. They were whores. All things considered there probably is someone 5 minutes away dying to fuck you.

[baryunn]

not an excuse for what

[datadegroove-deactivated2026042]

for not voting

[niidsch]

MySims ♥ 2007

[dorothylarouge]

[ghostdata]

[dumbpuppyfag]

smitten is such a great word :) omg he's so cute it feels like i'm being killed by god

[carygrantsbeard]

I’m starting a collection

[circusheart]

whenever my roommate's boyfriend is in town he buys me treats a lot which is nice except also does make me remember the time i accidentally found his horny twitter account where i found out he's really into feedism and so now i'm always like. is he being nice or is he fattening me up sexually. but like if it's the second one that's fine too tbh i guess

[stupid-twink-girl]

it keeps happening

[manny-jacinto]

ZOMBIELAND: DOUBLE TAP (2019)

[doradotcom]

taking my white ass back to the night we met

[dogpuppy]

[motherfucker-somewhat-limited]

tiktoks with vine energy pt. 8

[mysecretlittletmblr]

You gotta watch this one the whole way through.

[dogpuppy]

[smashcut]

On the day of Dick Cheney’s death, I’m thinking about a lot of horrible consequences of his actions, but I’m also thinking about Lauren Hough telling Dick Cheney to waterboard her “if it makes him feel better” when she repaired his cable.