Austr-Aliens

Cody - 20 something - IT & Bar Dude

[emolgana]

incredible stuff happening out there

[pukicho]

There's gotta be someone more qualified. I'm fucking begging you.

[batshit-auspol]

what the fuck is the statistics office planning

[djpaige]

It is important to me that you know that NASA just blueballed the astronauts by playing the beginning of Pink Pony Club as their wakeup music for the day, but cut it off just before getting to the chorus.

First call of the day was "We were all eagerly awaiting the chorus :("

[mathew]

[drtanner]

A+ weird little dude, but I'm equally fascinated by the choice of music.

[trickstertime]

*unmutes*

[gumi-megpoidd]

[dogpuppy]

[kiskajaw]

[lokaror]

It is with a heavy heart and even heavier nuts i inform you all that my heart and nuts are now made of heavy materials instead of regular

[asimplepotato]

religious scholars agree that god destroying the tower of babel was the first recorded instance of someone “doing a 9/11”

[kirstenonic05]

Granblue Fantasy suggests forcefem

[fligleflorence]

I feel like they would get along.

[willvoiceit]

I was sat next to Ben Starr at an event yesterday and showed him this.

"Excellent" was his response.

[halos2deac-deactivated20260223]

yep

[langernameohnebedeutung]

AI artists are now having 'prompt stealing' discourse lmaoo

[egg2k16]

[batshit-auspol]

Police have tweeted that large bags of cocaine are washing up on the beaches of Sydney and have asked the public not to touch them.

Merry Christmas everyone

[kiunlo]

[zackisontumblr]

what a wholesome surprise at the bottom of the sugar cookie container

[trainerdawn]

have you guys heard about wizard101 getting hacked the other day. ive never once played the game in my life but whatever happened there is absolutely hilarious

[trainerdawn]

[trainerdawn]

since making this post i have been informed about a few key points of this that i missed:

KingsIsle claims the person who sent out the hacked messages was actually not an employee

wizard101 memberships are free to all for the rest of September 2022 as compensation for this event

lots of people have let me know that i forgot to add one of the funniest parts of all of this:

[balcklion]

A circulating video of sisters who bought the same clothes for their husbands 😂❤️

[g1sunstreaker]

this gag NEVER fails to make me laugh. watching them all file in one by one and collectively laugh harder every time the next guy walks in…i could watch videos of this practical joke all day

[cumaeansibyl]

Their faces as they collectively realize they’re married to the funniest women on the planet

[softchad]

[memesupremo]