I Don't Know What I'm Doing

I'm an actor. And I like puns. A lot. I got slapped once because of it. Unevenbowtie was founded August 29, 2012, 9:03 pm

[porterr-robinson]

[sandersstudies]

This is so

Unnecessary

[myrrhguy-deactivated20250626]

how do you explain to someone that this is your sense of humour

[gif87a-com]

[starskykarofsky]

For anyone not so familiar with cat behavior, this cat is out of its mind excited to do this. It’s much more rare for cars to wag their tails (*in this way with this specific behavior) but it means the same as it does when a dog does it. This cat is curious and proud and playing. It keeps looking at its owner too, like “LOOK AT ME, DAD” and it’s so rare to get videos of cats this happy. This is fucking rad

[lady-byleth]

great content straight from japan

[gifsandsound]

MAGIC COTTON CANDY

[kaisar-dot-com]

@dictatoranon

[it-a]

hes an air bender

[1000notes-submissions-blog]

[Credits - Submitted by: randyaguilera to 1000notes.com] Submit - What is this?

[theneverendingpurplesky]

Sony after realizing that everyone loves Venom as an inter-species rom-com and marketing as a romantic comedy in the new trailer:

[thefavouritemovie]

#joe alywn #nicholas hoult #emma stone #rachel weisz #olivia colman #costumes #makeup #the favorite #the favourite #female lead #royal #yorgos lanthimos #movie stills #cinematography #period film #comedy #film #movies

[reverseracism]

“Boone, Hays, and Myers encountered a man identified as L.H. in the crowd and arrested him. The undercover detective, a 22-year veteran of the police force, was dressed as a protester and providing information to officers about potential criminal activity in the crowd.

According to the indictment, Boone, Hays, and Myers used unreasonable force: throwing the detective to the ground, kicking him, and hitting him with a riot baton “while he was compliant and not posing a physical threat to anyone.”

When they learned that he was an undercover officer, the three men then lied about what they had done and accused him of resisting arrest, the indictment said. They tried to contact L.H. to convince him not to pursue disciplinary or legal action, and Boone, Hays, and Myers also met with or texted various potential witnesses to try to get them to join the cover-up, the indictment states.”

[tea-n-whiskey]

Fake Pockets: A How To

[trashyspice]

dude. this comic was made for me.

[southernsideofme-deactivated201]

[missing-merlin]

my life is complete

[emeraldsage98]

I can feel the surprised expression on the duck’s face.  It’s like “This is unexpected,”

[jl8comic]

There’s a lot to be said about Stan Lee, but for right now, all I’d like to say is thank you. For everything.

Excelsior.

[precovidian]

[addictedtothe-thrill]

Flip your phone upside down

[starwarsgraphictee]

worth it

[trestyoselfchris-deactivated201]

I’m high rn and I just experienced pure joy

[multireese]

I love Scottish Twitter I’m never gonna stop watching this.

https://twitter.com/bloodyalbatross/status/1029490577321218055?s=19

[lyricwritesprose]

This is so beautifully timed, though.

[ampervadasz]

Menő

[forgotten-sea-god]

[haha-posts-blog-blog-blog-blog]

MY FAVORITE WRESTLING GIF

also as an added bonus

[woolawool-deactivated20220724]

Does necromancy only work on animals? What do you do if you accidentally necromancy a fence and then it starts growing branches?

[woolawool-deactivated20220724]

WHAT DO YOU DO IF YOU NECROMANCY A BOTTLE OF SHAMPOO AND IT TURNS INTO AN ENTIRE PILE OF LIMES?

[woolawool-deactivated20220724]

What if I accidentally necromancy a vaccine and then someone gets an armful of very live pathogen?

[woolawool-deactivated20220724]

WHAT’S THE LIMIT ON DEADNESS? HOW RECENTLY DOES SOMETHING HAVE TO BE DEAD? COULD I NECROMANCY A DINOSAUR FOSSIL? WHAT IF I NECROMANCIED THE GROUND AND THEN DINOSAURS STARTED APPEARING?

[woolawool-deactivated20220724]

WHAT IF I NECROMANCIED A LIMESTONE WALL AND IT JUST TURNED INTO A PILE OF MOLLUSCS? WHAT IF I MOLLUSCED A BUILDING? A MOUNTAIN?

[thinster13]

Hey OP are you okay

[woolawool-deactivated20220724]

no

[normal-horoscopes]

NECROMANCY DOES WORK ON ANIMALS BUT AS RULE OF THUMB BIGGER ONES TAKE MORE ENERGY WHILE SMALLER ONES TAKE MORE PRESCISION THE HAPPY MEDIUM ENDS UP WITH LARGE DOGS BEING EASIEST

PLANT CELLS GENERALLY DO NOT RESPOND TO NECROMANCY AND REQUIRE A DIFFERENT FORM OF MAGIC TO MANIPULATE BUT THERE ARE A FEW WEIRDOS THAT PRACTICE NECROFORLOMANCY

SHAMPOO HAS LIKELY UNDERGONE TOO MANY INDUSTRIAL PROCESSES TO BE MAGIC REACTIVE ANYMORE

NECROMANCING INDIVIDUAL BACTERIA WOULD TAKE AN INHUMAN AMOUNT OF CONTROL

SAME CONCEPT WITH DINOSAUR SKELETONS THEY HAVE BEEN DEAD SO LONG REANIMATING THEM WOULD TAKE SO MUCH ENERGY YOURE HONESTLY BETTER OFF TRYING TO JUST RIP A HOLE IN SPACETIME AND HOPING A T REX FALLS THROUGH

SIMILARLY WITH LIMESTONE YOU WOULD HAVE TO REANIMATE EACH MOLLUSK INDIVIDUALLY

I HOPE THIS HELPS ANSWER YOUR QUESTIONS

[opalmoonicorn]

A helpful discussion on Necromancy.

[the-nerd-beast]

Thank you necromancer side of tumblr

[memehumor]

Worst trade deal in the history of trade deals, may be ever.

[theweirdwideweb]

[nintendhoe-switch-deactivated20]

I HATE THIS FUCKING VIDEO