literally just hanging out. they/them

I'm an adult or whatever

[uququ]

i do consider myself a temporarily embarrassed lightning wizard

[kakyoinryoko]

i think if you showed minecraft or fortnite to a little medieval peasant boy he would probably start writing parodies of church hymns. it’s human nature

[kakyoinryoko]

this has rendered me speechless

[unfortunateearthworm]

my thing I’m making in my room is growing. starting to be a problem <- posts I can make about my art project but also my good friend Victor Frankenstein might say. if you think about it

[unfortunateearthworm]

two cats are nervous about the fireworks but allowing me to comfort them. the third cat is hiding in the bathtub. if he won’t be soothed there’s nothing I can do for him but I do feel bad. poor little guy

[nohoperadio]

just saw a pigeon doing the puffed up courtship dance thing to another pigeon, and as he was strutting around he suddenly stopped for a split second to do a very brief preen-peck at his own side, then returned to the strutting around. and i surprised myself by instantly losing respect for the male pigeon in that moment, like come on man i appreciate you had an itch or whatever but how is she supposed to feel special when you're getting distracted by bullshit like that? which on reflection i don't endorse, i mean those are pretty harsh dating norms i'm imposing on these pigeons, from a total outsider perspective, for no reason. probably not all girl pigeons are as uptight about that sort of thing as i would apparently be if i was a girl pigeon, maybe she even found it endearing who knows, i don't know her. it's none of my business really. sorry pigeons.

[i-dont-talk-much]

i love speculative fiction because it allows sentences like “given enough ants, human women are infinitely divisible” to be fully comprehensible both grammatically and semantically

[boymounter]

just ask that person out, the worst thing they can say is an esoteric incantation that topologically inverts your body

[vetchtibbles]

love tags on my posts like #show melissa later. you gotta show me to melissa later you really mustn’t forget

[medievaljournalist]

every bad thing in the entire world is due to the dark sorcerer if we just kill the dark sorcerer i bet everything will be amazing something amazing will happen

[genderkoolaid]

everyone needs to hate the united states with me this saturday cause im gonna lose my goddamn mind having to hear the wildly undeserving american autofellatio that is the fourth of july.

[genderkoolaid]

hear me when i say that just about everything good that has come out of this country has come out of it in spite of what its founders intended it to be, in spite of what it sees itself as, in spite of its stated and unstated values and goals for itself and the world. in order to love the people of the americas you have to hate the united states.

[womanguy]

you should get a second evening for reading fan fiction. And you should get an extra day in the week to do arts and crafts.

[unfortunateearthworm]

problem I often have is I want to talk to people but I don’t have anything to say. come sit in silence with me and I will slow blink at you like a cat

[woodmeat]

this is just my unprofessional opinion but fuck all that shit

[rainyydoves]

why don't you calm down and look up the little auk

[rainyydoves]

why don't you calm down. and look at the little auk.

[salmon-n-hazel]

Forget me not

My print shop: INPRNT

[kaijufluffs]

She's being so big and brave.

[phleb0tomist]

so many people ive known have pushed themselves to burnout trying to deny their disabled reality, skipping accommodations, skipping rests etc. and the world convinces them that the solution to their burnout is to push even harder. it’s a huge tragedy. i know social pressures make it tough but i want more disabled people to make things easier for themselves where possible, to opt out of things that harm them when possible, to quit while they’re ahead. be that person today! protect yourself where you can! take micro breaks while doing your hobby. get that shower chair. sit to brush your teeth. lie down in the middle of the day, even if only for 5 mins. these things add up and it’s so worth it.

[phleb0tomist]

happy disability pride month! ACCOMMODATE YOURSELF TODAY!