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[rainbow-sparkle-death-bots]

Hey there! 

Do you like sci-fi, anime (or anime spoofs), pretty girls, and giant fighting robots? How about high-octane action scenes, explosions, aliens, rainbows, and sweet vaporwave music?

What if I told you that a webseries was in production that had all of those things, plus an entirely LGBT+ cast?

This is Rainbow Sparkle Death Bots! A completely free-to-watch, amateur-run web series that will be piloting on YouTube in winter of 2017! 

While we don’t have the skillset to provide full-scale animation, what we’ll be doing instead is what we like to call “implied animation”. What that means is that we will be drawing out detailed storyboards to show movement, instead of animating it completely. (Remember, we’re a bunch of rookies doing this for free.) 

This project is also dedicated to making our cast completely LGBT+!  Our series will contain characters who are all orientations and genders, including canon trans, non-binary, and aro/ace characters! 

If this sounds popular to you, please reblog this post and consider following our blog for more updates! If this project gets popular, we can go beyond our pilot episode to give you other such Rainbow Sparkle Death Bots goodies such as: -Full seasons -Follow-up video games, including a pixel RPG and a dating sim -Official merch -And more!

Please check out the links on our blog for more information!

[yonkou]

[exploding-plastic-inevitable]

concept: the show supernatural but with the mcelroy brothers

[itsthesinbin]

griffin, upon seeing a vampire: “Oh you’re a sharp, feisty boy, aren’t you”

[midvvest-vampire]

Supernatural would finally be watchable

[holligenet]

#none of them would have the burnt girlfriend because every single mcelroy wife is too powerful

[mimiadraws]

Real big Adventure Zone art dump from twitter! More to come probably

[midnightlie]

tbh i could care less about shitty plot lines. i come for the characters and i stay for the characters. you could give me the shittiest plot in the whole world but if the characters are real and i connect with them then i’ll defend the whole shitty shebang until my dying breath watch me

[theradioghost]

here’s what I, a person who has not listen to taz but does have a busy dashboard, think that taz is about:

a gay wizard named taco, the party tank who has a vehicle proficiency probably, and merle (and im gonna be honest I have fuckall idea what merle’s class is. carries a weird dollar store bible??? fucks plants???) are An Adventurers. they immediately blow up a town and maybe are hired by lucretia, who seemed evil but turned out to not be and has a journal, to find some kind of Quest Object that can, I think, alter time or memories or something, and looks like a jellyfish. they buy gear from apparently literally garfield the cat who runs a fucking costco, jesus christ griffin. that kid from the detective conan anime is a character and so is kravitz, about whom I know three things: he’s death somehow, he’s dating the taco man, and every single fanart of him is hot. there are some sad crime lesbians who turn into a tree and some not sad lesbians named carey and killian but i dont know what they do??? I love lup although I barely know who she is i just know i love her and greg owes her money. everyone’s real sad about an umbrella, they all live on the moon except for when they dont, and maybe they’re all from off-brand NASA and are aliens???? and somehow, tom bodett

[thefuturesimperfect]

You’ve absorbed a shockingly large amount of adventure zone knowledge.

[play-dolls]

[silenthill]

barbie is Bi.

[maurypovichofficial]

Of course she’s bi what straight woman wears a jean button up shirt

[greedyforlove]

the B in LGBT stands for Barbie

[electricraccoonincident-deactiv]

[shatners-phallus]

me

[buzzfeed]

Here Are 28 Things Millennials Are Killing In Cold Blood

[betterbemeta]

no mercy run

[itchycoil]

[yohunny]

And they say the millennial generation is lazy and entitled.

Here’s a secret: it’s not OUR JOB to adapt to the market. It’s not OUR JOB to buy napkins and golf clubs and drive to the mall on the other side of town to make sure it doesn’t go out of business.

Did previous generations kill the horse and wagons after the car was invited? Did those lazy citizens kill the town crier by buying into that newfangled newspaper business?

What people want and are ready to spend their money on will change over time. Today we have different goals and different standards - like I will invite my friends over for dinner and instead of napkins I’ll put a roll of paper towels on the table. And my friends won’t clutch their pearls and hiss “you uncultured swine” at me, because we value that paper towels are cheap and efficient! Napkins may be pretty but some of them end up being unused, and I’ll have to throw them away after the dinner and it’s a fucking waste.

Did your mall end up as an empty husk outside of town because those pesky millennials buy all their clothes online now? You lucky son of a gun. Now you get to use your ~*IMAGINATION*~ and repurpose that ugly windowless box into something actually useful. Why not a nice office space? (x)

Or how about you make the old stores into cute micro apartments? I WOULD LOVE TO LIVE IN ONE OF THESE! (x)

Are the stores fine but the parking lot empty because those cheap hipsters would rather take a bus or bike to the mall instead of buying a car like regular people? Do like they did in Seattle and turn it into a fucking beautiful water treatment facility and park. (x)

This thing collects storm-water runoff to create and provide nutrients to small pools and green areas. It works like a natural creek that ALSO filters out pollutants that would damage the salmon population! AS A MILLENNIAL I CAN SAY THAT THIS IS SO FUCKING UP MY ALLEY YOU HAVE NO IDEA. I WOULD GO TO THAT MALL, BUY A COFFEE AND GO OUT TO LOOK AT THE BIRDS.

Actual fucking plovers. When was the last time a parking lot did something for the environment except gathering upp more roadkill for the scavengers?

I could also go into why no-one is watching shitty sitcoms or boring movies because we have access to so much media that we can filter out the generic stuff that doesn’t appeal to us, but that is an essay in itself. We are extremely capable on spending it on media that speaks to us though (hey this is unrelated but did you know that Wonder Woman has passed 570M$ worldwide?)

TLDR: Market powers are entitled and used to people spending an ever-increasing amount of money on their shitty products. When this trend turns they are too unimaginative and lazy to do something about it so instead they’ll whine about how their former customers are “killing” them.

They can either DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT or spend the rest of their days crying into their surplus napkins.

[redcandle17]

Yes.

Also, the idolized lifestyle of the 1950s-2000s was unsustainable. The bubble burst, and my generation inherited a ruined world whose elders refuse acknowledge that their prosperity came at our expense. 

[myboyfriendpetebuttigieg]

My emotions are valid*

*valid does not mean healthy, or good, or to be privileged above common sense and kindness

[proxi-centauri]

A distinction for anyone who is young and hasn’t figured this out yet:

You are allowed to have whatever emotions you want. No one can control your emotions. Emotions are healthy responses to things.

You are not allowed to have behaviors that are harmful just because you have certain emotions. Your behaviors are what you can control, and they are far easier to control than your emotions.

You can be jealous about someone or their talents until you turn green, but it is harmful to yourself and to that person if you try to sabotage them because of it. You can be so angry you can literally feel your temperature rise, but this does not give you permission to rage at others.

Your emotions are valid. They are always valid. You are a person of value. However, you behaviors are not always justified just because of those emotions. You may not be able to control you emotions, but you can certainly control your behaviors.

[yfipdragonage]

Your fave is problematic: Anders

Blew up Kirkwall’s Chantry

What about the rest of Kirkwall, Anders?

This whole city is trash it all needs to go

I can’t believe he left the rest of it standing

[androginking]

lol full offense but stop policing how frequently bisexuals date either genders. just cause i’ve dated 5 girls back to back doesn’t make me a lesbian, just like another bisexual woman who has dated 5 men back to back doesn’t make her straight. being bisexual means the person has the potential to be attracted to more than one gender and that’s it. what they do with it is their business so just let us live for crying out loud let us live.

[womprat-deactivated20170904]

tag yourself luke skywalker edition i’m DRAMA

[ahavalesbian-deactivated2018052]

“it’s uncool to tie your jacket around your waist” is straight propaganda and they might have to carry theirs around but we don’t

[kesus-deactivated20180911]

[littlemousling]

Possessiveness 101

Totally cool: “Hey, do you want to be exclusive?”

Red flag: “No one but me is allowed to touch you.”

Totally cool: “It makes me feel weird when you flirt with other people, can we talk about that?”

Red flag: “If you loved me, you would stop being friends with them. You KNOW it makes me jealous.”

Totally cool: “I hope we’re together forever. I’m so in this for the long haul.”

Red flag: “If you ever left me, I would kill myself.”

Totally cool: “Your mom is really unkind to me, can we try to minimize how often you bring me when you visit her?”

Red flag: “Your mom hates me, you need to stop talking to her. She’s trying to ruin our relationship.”

Totally cool: “I love you so much, oh my god.”

Red flag: “It’s a good thing I love you so much, because no one else would. You’d be alone forever without me.”

Other important red flags to keep in mind: someone who wants to jump into emotional/financial co-dependence very fast (like moving in together right away, or becoming each other’s only confidantes right away) and won’t take no for an answer; someone who tries to minimize how often you leave the house or interact with other people; someone who threatens you or themselves or your family or pets or possessions or financial future; someone who uses guilt to keep you from leaving a relationship.

Very important reminder: You do not need a reason to leave a relationship. Neither does the other person (or people). A relationship is over when one of the people in it says it’s over, period. Obviously it’s kind to take the end of a long relationship seriously, but abusers and manipulators have lost the right to that conversation. Lie if you need to–your safety is much more important than their feelings.

Trust your instincts!

[chubphlosion-deactivated2016060]

I will reblog this forever

[hadleybear]

This is so true and more people need to realise this

[formerlyblackgirlpornblog]

“Your safety is much more important than their feelings” is one of the realest statements ever. Know the red flags, you aren’t obligated to stay in an unhealthy/toxic relationship.

[dicklessturdpusher-blog]

[thequantumqueer]

this is the first piece of mcelroy content i ever saw, and literally everything since then has lived up to it