Unhinged Rune Rosen

Good Luck.

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And suddenly I realize why I will never be a professional rapper.

Vanilla Ice.

I will die on this hill.

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Doggo

This is dog,

Who is weird.

This is dog,

Whom isn’t feared.

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Cawcaw Motherfuckers

I need a shirt with a hippogriff on it that says "bow down to me" because yes.

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Disney Lessons

9 lessons my friends and I learned from Disney-owned movies:

Kidnapping is bad unless you do it to actually take care of a child that isn't your own due to life issues. (Tangled)

I'm supposed to see colors in the wind, I'm just wind-blind. (Pocahontas)

Furries are good, white misogynistic men are bad. (Beauty and the Beast)

All adults are good adults, unless they're bad adults. (every Disney movie, ever)

Living out in the jungle and meeting a basic white girl-turned normal person is better than living around other people. (Tarzan)

Don't make deals with the devil unless you can beat them or pay back. (Little Mermaid, that one country song, Princess and the Frog)

Only lie if it doesn't show on your face, then you're good! (Pinocchio)

Kill because it's fun. (Avengers 2012)

A main character cannot have a mentor figure stay alive unless the mentor becomes an enemy or the mentor figure is the goal AKA happy ever after. (Most movies, but Tangled, Star Wars, and Marvel come to mind)

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Birthday True Crime!

What happened on my birthday (year is irrelevant) that occurred in crime. Feel free to share yours!

Calaveras County, CA officers and investigators start to dig up bodies on Claralyn Balazs’ estate, specifically the ditch beside the cabin and “survival shelter”. They found pounds of unidentified bone fragments, and bones belonging to victims. The fragments are being re-examined by California Justice Department despite the Leonard Lake and Charles Ng case being closed due to identifying victims for the families’ closure.

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No one: Please give us more content

Literally Nobody: Make more, please.

Me: Stressing out over forgetting to write for Tumblr and splurge writing content to schedule out-

So, y’all, I’m creating content on the weekend (or editing content that I wrote on the side) and scheduling it to be posted during the week. Hopefully, I reach a point where it won’t be a struggle.

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HAIR DYE YOOOOO

DID Y’ALL KNOW THERE’S A HAIR DYE THAT STARTS AS PURPLE AND AS YOU WASH IT OUT IT FADES TO BLUE?!? I JUST REMEMBERED IT AND OH MY GOSH!!!!

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Things You Hear

My Sister: You couldn't pay me to do that. Well you could, because I love money.

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My Father: Why does *brother's name* have someone in his contacts with the name "Babygirl 💖"?

My Mother: That's his best friend, William. They do that a lot.

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What Is Up?

Eyo

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