other party members: d... did you just vomit insects dessie, wiping spiders from her mouth: huh?

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@unholied
other party members: d... did you just vomit insects dessie, wiping spiders from her mouth: huh?
BOOK STARTERS VOL.44 DUBLINERS JAMES JOYCE
❛ Yet your name is like a summons to all my foolish blood. ❜
❛ Better pass boldly into that other world, in the full glory of some passion, than fade and wither dismally with age. ❜
❛ You live a short distance from your body. ❜
❛ Too excited to be genuinely happy. ❜
❛ I want real adventures to happen to myself. ❜
❛ Gazing up into the darkness I see myself as a creature driven and derided by vanity; and my eyes burn with anguish and anger. ❜
❛ In your eyes I will ascent to an angelical stature. ❜
❛ We cannot give ourselves: we are our own. ❜
❛ No one would think he’d make such a beautiful corpse. ❜
❛ Every bond, is a bond to sorrow. ❜
❛ There is no doubt about it: if you want to succeed you have to go away. ❜
❛ It fills me with fear, and yet I long to be nearer to it. ❜
❛ I wish you and yours every joy in life, and tons of money, and may you never die till I shoot you. ❜
❛ There’s no friends like the old friends. ❜
❛ I feel that I have been outcast from life’s feast. ❜
❛ Why is it that words like these seem to me so dull and cold? Is it because there is no word tender enough to be your name? ❜
❛ I remember well your eyes, the touch of your hand and my delirium. ❜
❛ My life will be lonely too until I, too, die, cease to exist, become a memory - if anyone remembers me. ❜
❛ Drew the blankets over my head and tried to think of Christmas. ❜
❛ In my heart I always despised him a little. ❜
❛ All the seas of the world tumble about my heart. You are drawing me into them: you will drown me. ❜
❛ Then I remembered what I had been waiting for. ❜
❛ Every place is immoral. ❜
❛ If it’s not your business it’s my business and I mean to see to it. ❜
❛ I won’t be fooled. ❜
❛ I could hear nothing: the night was perfectly silent. I listened again: perfectly silent. ❜
❛ After three weeks she found a wife’s life irksome and, later on, when she was beginning to find it unbearable, she had become a mother. ❜
❛ There was a heavy odour in the room – the flowers. ❜
❛ Real adventures do not happen to people who remain at home: they must be sought abroad. ❜
❛ My body is like a harp and your words and gestures are like fingers running upon the wires. ❜
hello.....
orcsof·:
Sof’s boots were caked in mud, so she had been stomping. The expression on her face now shows why you just don’t tell her to stop doing something. She’s making perfect, defiant eye-contact as she stomps her feet harder. “Why are you such a pussy?”
SHE HATES THIS. this is why dessandra keeps to herself. with a look of pure contempt, she turns her entire body to face the orc - elf hybrid. ‘ excuse me for not wanting to die, i guess, ’ she hisses, baring her pointed teeth. ‘ i don’t know what’s here, that’s why we need-- let’s.... you need to stop making noise. ’
Witchy Starters
as requested by anon. Feel free to change pronouns or anything else !
“I need a new familiar.”
“It’s a love potion! What could possibly go wrong?”
“My broom needs to be taken to the mechanic again.”
“If ___ only knew the kinds of things I could do to him/her/them…”
“I’m only a witch, not a miracle worker.”
“Halloween is my aesthetic.”
“Where can a witch find some decent beetle eyes around here?”
“Please don’t tell me that you just sat on my wand.”
“Do you think this is Harry Potter or something?”
“You can’t just say a bunch of words that sound like Latin and expect to make magic.”
“What? No magic here. Just gals being pals.”
“Of course I’m a witch. I just don’t have green skin or face warts.” / “I really wish I looked like a cartoon witch. That would be awesome.”
“Stop putting your potion ingredients in the fridge!”
“Magic is a sophisticated craft. You can’t just say ‘pizza-us apparatus’.”
“I can’t believe that this spell is too advanced for me.”
“The only family I would marry into is the Addams family.”
“I can pass as a goth.”
“Look, I’m sorry I turned you into a toad.” / “If I had it my way, you’d still be eating flies.”
“What are you gonna do? Burn me at the stake?”
“Be nice to my familiar. Our souls are literally bonded.”
“How dare you accuse me of trying to sneak a potion into your food?!”
“We have to ask ourselves: what are magic’s limitations? Like, can it unburn my chicken nuggets?”
“Why would I clean when the dishes can do themselves?”
“Some people just don’t appreciate magic the way that they should.”
“I told you not to summon demons in the house!”
“I may be a witch, but at least I’m not a bitch.”
“Just because I do magic and find girls cute, I ‘dance with the devil’? No way! He owes me money, I’d never dance with him.”
META :// MAGE-PHOBIA.
I’VE MENTIONED THIS IN PASSING, but here’s some detail on it. dessie does come from a community where magic isn’t so readily accepted, despite it being kind of commonplace in larger cities etc. in particular, magic which is not acquired via so - called conventional means ( e.g. a learned wizard’s acquisition and harnessing of magic through controlled study, or a devout cleric’s divine powers granted because of service to his deity vs. a sorcerer’s innate magic or the oracle as an unpredictable force of his patron’s power ) is certainly feared.
as a small, rural - based community, dessie’s hometown has, in the past, been targeted by those who would misuse this power. wariness and distrust of magic - users seems warranted. past events have fostered a general negative attitude towards mages of all kind ( save for maybe a high priest or two in the town’s temples, though use of their powers would rarely go beyond healing ) . local bookshops do not keep any scrolls etc. or specific info on the arcane arts. people who do want to study magic, though rare, will go elsewhere. not only is it heavily frowned upon, there just aren’t any resources for it.
despite being a prepared caster, and not actually officially acquiring her powers until after making her pact with her patron, still displayed a tendency toward the arcane at a young age. this is not innate per se – i maintain it was her patron attempting to set events in motion through her that would lead her to being exiled and, in desperation, making the pact with them. not only is resentment towards dessandra on a racial level, but magephobia factors into it too. dessandra anticipates similar treatment upon leaving initially, but comes to realise that magic, although not commonplace and for some, still frightening, is not so terribly regarded in larger cities.
‘ STOP-- DOING THAT. stomping... your feet like that. why are you making so much noise ? are you an idiot ? ’
@orcsof
dessie loves girls but shes scared to talk to them..... what if they talk back
Ginger & Rosa (2012)
imagine encountering low level dessie and all she does is give u mean looks and laugh evily and you think this is unnerving but..... why is she not physically fighting me little do u realise she is hexing u and ur about to go down.
starter call ✌
fuck u man
alright
@unholied tell your followers 2 follow me, i disappeared for two months and now there’s only three people on my dash and i’m one of them
DON’T WANNA LIVE IN FEAR AND LOATHING.
blue eyes are wide as they stare at the stranger. she has to fight down her initial reaction, hand reaching for her dagger, as she darts closer to the girl. “ um. sorry to bother you, but do — do you know there’s a spider on your shoulder?? ” she hates bugs, and this spider was particularly large.
@unholied / sc.
❛ NO-- DON’T... ❜ panicked, she stumbles over protests, dancer appears to sense danger and retreats into her robes as dessandra takes a defensive stance, fingers crackling with a green arcane energy. ❛ he’s mine, don’t.... stay away. just leave him. ❜
list of bastards
1. my dad
2. god
3. my dad
4. my dad
* hurt prompts
‘ are you bleeding? ’
‘ take it easy. you hit your head. ’
‘ where does it hurt? ’
‘ sit still and let me take a look! ’
‘ how did you get that black eye? ’
‘ you should see the other guy. ’
‘ did i say you could get out of bed? ’
‘ that’s going to leave a bruise. ’
‘ i’ll get some ice. ’
‘ that’s what you get for picking fights. ’
‘ are you trying to give me a heart attack? ’
‘ what’s wrong with you? ’
‘ you can barely stand. ’
‘ did you throw the first punch? ’
‘ that’s a nasty bump. ’
‘ get in the car. you’re going to the hospital. ’
‘ at least bandage it. ’
‘ no, you’ll get an infection. ’
‘ wet floor signs are there for a reason, you know. ’
‘ you’re lucky. that icicle could’ve killed you. ’
‘ where’s your gratitude? i rescued you! ’
‘ i’m calling the nurse. ’
‘ was that stupid dare worth it? ’
‘ what happened to you? ’
‘ sit down. i’ll make some hot chocolate and fix you right up. ’
‘ are those bandages? ’
‘ you need stitches. ’
‘ look out for that tree branch. ’
‘ i’ve got you. just stay awake. can you do that for me? ’
‘ lean on me. ’
‘ you got two choices: let me carry you, or die out here. take your pick. ’
‘ shit, you’re burning up. ’
‘ you’re not dying. it’s only a sprained ankle. ’
‘ lie down. ’
‘ i’m sorry. i know it hurts. here, hold my hand. ’
‘ you’re in no condition to be walking around. ’
‘ wake up! wake up! ’
‘ i don’t feel sorry for you. ’
‘ look at your face! ’