Actually the more I think about Black Widow the more I’m like
😬
Elaborate please...I’m still trying to process how I feel about it
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
YOU ARE THE REASON
tumblr dot com
d e v o n
Not today Justin

No title available
will byers stan first human second
dirt enthusiast
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
NASA
Alisa U Zemlji Chuda
Mike Driver

izzy's playlists!
occasionally subtle

PR's Tumblrdome
i don't do bad sauce passes

Andulka
AnasAbdin
$LAYYYTER

Love Begins
seen from Austria

seen from India

seen from France

seen from Azerbaijan

seen from United States
seen from United States

seen from Türkiye

seen from United States
seen from United States

seen from Türkiye

seen from Portugal

seen from United States

seen from Maldives

seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from France
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from Germany
@unicornisheartless
Actually the more I think about Black Widow the more I’m like
😬
Elaborate please...I’m still trying to process how I feel about it
Panera has just released a line of swimsuits that say only SOUP in huge letters on them and I thought of you
PANERA? BREAD??
yeah
https://swimsoups.com
I like how Spain Spanish is just completely different from everybody else
Not to be that guy but for my own self education I just wanted to remind myself that Cojer is actually spelled “Coger”. Also, jugo doesn’t have an accent on the “o” because that is the third person preterit of Jugar meaning “He/she/you(formal) played”
Ex:
“Él jugó con mis papas fritas.”
He played with my fries.
“El jugo con mis papas fritas”
The juice with my fries.
boba: i lost grogu
din: HOW COULD YOU LOSE GROGU?!
boba: in my defense he is really small
i am losing my mind over this omg
"Crocodiles have been around for millions of years without changing-" SHUT UP. Crab has been around for longer
Yea zip it scaly
Exactly two people on the planet are allowed to wear a wifebeater tucked into jeans
That will be all; I won’t be taking questions.
mixed reviews on mercy’s new skin so far but here are my thoughts
Finally have the skin!
Out of Touch
Out of Touch Thursday
OUT OF TOUCH THURSDAY
but im out of my head when you’re not around…
This is a little happy accident, I guess
im easily distracted
reblog if you’ve seen a cow
Out of Touch
AS SOON AS I WOKE UP
oof
I want a relationship like this
The himbo energy here is impeccable
[Transcription: A well-dressed fancy lady and man stand facing each other in an old-fashioned movie*
Woman: “And now you want me to teach you jiu jitsu.”
Man: “If you don’t mind, Miss Plum.”
Plum, loud and excitedly: “IT’LL BE A PLEASURE.”
*She rips his tuxedo jacket off his shoulders, grips him aggressively, and yeets him over her shoulder in a jiu jitsu martial arts fashion*
Man: *Clasping her arms a few seconds later while she looks coyly at him* “Now, let me see. Um. Let me do it to you.”
*He appears very concentrated, the camera shifts to her soft smile and romantic music begins to play, accentuating a mood that he is NOT picking up on*
“Now, let me see first of all I, um,- I pull this down.” *He pulls her cardigan off her shoulders, her collarbone now exposed and she likes it that way, she looks very obviously at his lips, like this lady has absolutely zero chill*
“Now I do this!” *He jilts her shoulders into them so their faces are centimeters away, she looks like she would like to eat his face and he is still very concentrated but in a giddy boy way*
Him: “Then I hold you close!”
Plum: “Closer.”
Him, confuzzled: “I beg your pardon?”
Plum: “Closer!! Close as you can!” *She is mentally having sex already*
Him: “Oh, yes.” *He searches her eyes for direction*
Him: “Now what do I do?”
*Miss Plum is absolutely beaming*
Plum: “Don’t you know?”
*She wants him to do things to her and he stands there mouth agape. You can see his one braincell struggling visibly in his hollow brain as realization of the century is dangling in front of him. He’s about to realize and then*
Him: “Of course! Now I apply the leverage!” *And he yeets her on to the floor*
*The music swells and fades, telling the audience that this man’s one braincell has failed him. Himbo of the century.*
END.]
Reblogging for the trasncript.