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destinysbow

plaguedocboi

There is,,, a lobster. On the way

plaguedocboi

There is a lobster somewhere in the facility but we don’t know where

plaguedocboi

This is not a joke btw I was supposed to receive and acclimate a lobster today but I waited around in the lobby for an hour before finding out that the Lobster Deliverer went around back and gave the lobster to the aquarist and he went out on a diving trip without telling anyone where he put the lobster. There is literally a lobster here somewhere and we can’t find it. Lobster location unknown.

plaguedocboi

Update he put it in one of the lobster traps tied to the pier. Which is fine, that’s where it was gonna go anyway until we set up its display, but I would’ve preferred to acclimate it before plopping it into the ocean. But the hooligan has been contained. There will be no surprise lobster attacks today.

plaguedocboi

Update 2 here is Thee Lobster

plaguedocboi

A third, and likely last, update:

When I went to feed our lovely one in a hundred million cotton candy lobster today, he was gone. And I don’t mean dead, I mean gone. Missing. The crate was empty.

So, it seems Thee Lobster (Neptune) (I named him) (he was my favorite lobster) has once again become a lobster on the loose, and likely vanished forever into the gulf of Maine. I wish you the best, good sir, and I am glad I got to care for you these last three months.

plaguedocboi

Y’all are never gonna fucking believe this

He’s back.

byjove

me: why are the pillows always so fucked up

my cat:

thillius

This looks like a painting with like the composition and lighting

chloematis

And now it is :)

depsidase

thebaconsandwichofregret

Me: *scrolls past this post*

Me: Oh my god it's a FORK lift.

Me: *begrudgingly scrolls back up to reblog*

dilsdoes

youve heard of do it scared now get ready for: do it weird. is it normal to go to the movies alone? who cares. do it weird.

dilsdoes

happy do it weird wednesday everybody

stitchthisfiona

Today in niche genres of joke that I can never get enough of and will probably still be secretly thinking about four years later

cleolinda

lotus0kid

pomme-poire-peche

lotus0kid

sashaforthewin

everwizard

My anthropologist partner dislikes the 1.20 update because it refers to pieces of pottery as "shards" rather than the correct term, "sherds"

abysstar-alphalse

I like how there’s just this small group of people being a “little” upset about the shard and sherd thing. I’m reblogging every single one of them

Fyi if you don’t already know, shard is broken pieces of glass and sherd is broken pieces of ceramic

Good News

Anthropology win.

the "you aren't friends" really sells it.

ladyorlandodream

Yes, Spain!!!!

is-the-owl-video-cute-deactivat

SPAIN WITH THE STEEL CHAIR???

is-the-owl-video-cute-deactivat

no one is going to be doing this and even if they were literally who cares. Ouhhh noooo, someone gets 3-5 days off a month aaughh how scaryyyy. Society will collapse aaarrrghhhh.

Do you know how often I call in sick from my retail job just because the vibes weren’t aligned that day? Who cares.

valiantlycleverinfluencer

If you get bothered by someone who you believe is taking advantage of an accommodation who doesn’t need it perhaps you yourself need it. Ie: you’re mad that smokers get a ton of ten minute breaks just cause they smoke. Maybe you need a ton of ten minute breaks

seafolks

salmon so tasty it make me eat hasty / when salmon is finished the joy is diminished

beatlesweatles

timemachineyeah

(X)

cameoamalthea

When your movie is about Cats is so bad the original writer buys a DOG

7dmom

Back like one hundred years ago cave women woild have to kill shit with their teeth. And their pussy out. They were also like twenty feet tall and psychic.

@sybilvimes

this moderna commercial just went "the pandemic may be over, but covid 19 isnt going anywhere. covid is still among the top 5 leading causes of death"... wow... its almost like the pandemic isnt over.

feminist-space

deep-state-partisan

behindnightmaresanddreams

oldguardleatherdog

I'm a survivor of the terror attacks who lived 4 blocks east of the World Trade Center. I lost my home that day, spent years homeless and destitute, and I carry a Zadroga Act diagnosis of 9/11-connected PTSD. If anyone who's doing this RP needs character coaching or if you need help with authentic scenarios, I'm available for consulting services at reasonable rates. DM me here or leave your number on the men's room wall at any leather bar and it'll get to me in 24 hours. Happy 9/11 y'all, and remember fireworks are unsafe and illegal in most jurisdictions.