Unicorns Are Never Bored

I don't know what I am doing.

[captainbritish]

Finally, the threat has been contained. New York is safer tonight because of this valiant effort.

[cursedcatimages]

[unclefather]

[davereed]

Why is this so funny??

[ostolero]

*yells “CUT” during a social interaction*

[ostolero]

that’s a WRAP

[awkwardcameron]

being single on valentines day like

[iamoutofideas]

DIY shingles

[swarnpert]

like the disease or the roof tiles

[iamoutofideas]

whatever

[catchymemes]

[akak4]

So fun

[sggk]

bad news guys i think i’m too romantic to live in this world

[subconwell]

sir that’s my emotional support song on repeat

[cerastes]

Absolute Madmen and Certified Ledges Masterpost. Feel free to add your own pariahs.

[destinyrush]

too accurate 

[pukicho]

Do you have any regrets?

Absolutely! Thanks for the ask

[thecreatorsproject]

[10knotes]

This regenerative candle creates a new candle as it melts. 

This is brilliant

[blackswallowtailbutterfly]

This is very good.

[parthenogenon]

This is meddling with forces we have yet to fully comprehend.

[heauxset---tastoned-deactivated]

It’s wax.

[unabashedlybi-deactivated201911]

[oomshi]

is masturbating while smoking weed called masturblazing 

[420moshdad]

no its called highjacking

[fuckinyeetttt-deactivated202005]

guys no it’s weedwhacking

[deathpup-deactivated20150330]

no its called dissapointing ur mother

[meanplastic]

A Star is Born - 2018

Deleted Scene

[gothcostco]

the plot chickens

[gothcostco]

why do 70,000 people have as bad of a sense of humor as me

[weedle-testaburger]

[gaysyriidley-deactivated2022112]

The Haunting Of Hill House (Dir. Mike Flanagan 2018)