Dis-pla-gon

🇬🇹 Cat. 20 & three more. INTJ. Phlegmatic. Omnipresent. That's bullshit. Just give everyone respect, equality, and something I can't remember. But I'll be all those with a hint of asshole, everyone is some percentage asshole. That's some honesty for ya.

[autie-j]

Shouting this at all the tumblr porn bots that have been following me

[the-haiku-bot]

Shouting this at all

the tumblr porn bots that have

been following me

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[itsjustaplantman-blog]

[lastsonlost]

upgrade 

[im-in-way-2many-fandoms]

I can’t wait till this is on my dash again on December 24th tbh.

[complete-clownery]

he's very excited about his first night as a jack o lantern

[complete-clownery]

my boy

[complete-clownery]

I love how its getting closer to that time of year again and ppl starting to reblog my boy again

[lolmemez]

I give 100% at work

[blackirishweab]

According to my uncle, I “should be outside balancing rocks in a stream somewhere.”

[in-the-ghost-mode]

what kind of forgotten god are you

[wigglesdtuff]

[progressivejudaism]

Important Question. 

[gallusrostromegalus]

So there is both a scholar of Judaism and a whale biologist living in my house, and they agree that the orca would have to use its mouth to blow the shofar because

1. Orca do breathe through their mouths

2. The Orca would need to use its lips and vocal chords to blow the shofar correctly.

[pycnanthemum]

[Image ID: A screenshot of a Facebook post from Weisenback Farm. The post is a photo of two 5 gallon jugs of distilled white vinegar; one is 4% acidity, one is 5% acidity. The caption reads: Just a little warning for all those who are canning pickles or anything using vinegar. This year you cannot just grab a plastic jar of vinegar or even pickling vinegar without checking the label. Safe pickling requires 5% acidity... for the first time we are seeing 4% acidity vinegar... on the shelves. That renders anything pickled in the 4% NOT shelf stable. I belong to several canning FB pages where everyone is warning... for the first time ever... to check those labels or you could be throwing out many jars of unsafe pickled vegetables. End ID]

The National Center for Home Food Preservation issued this letter on July 14, 2023 warning people

They recommend that anything you have canned in the past 24 hours using 4% vinegar be stored in the fridge, and anything that was canned more than 24 hours ago using 4% vinegar be discarded.

[uncle-mojave]

Now thats a bunch of bullshit on the corporate end

[ms-demeanor]

Hi hi M-D

Could you please explain in depth why one shouldn’t use face ID to unlock their phone? Or even not so in depth but like any explanation would be appreciated

Or if you have already talked about it, might you link the post where you do?

Because if you use face ID to lock your phone I can unlock your phone by holding it up to your face and I will most likely be able to fake it out by using a photo or video of you.

Cops are well known to get around "security" on protestor's phones by holding a phone up and capturing the face of a handcuffed protestor.

It's simply much, much more secure to use a passcode.

[3liza]

this is totally correct and to be even more specific, it is legal for cops to unlock your phone with fingerprint or face id if you are in custody, without your permission. it is not legal for them to force you to enter your passcode. this will only stop X% of cops if you are actually in custody but it's something

edit: someone beat me to it two hours ago, sorry about that. but they're right. also the person in the notes correctly pointing out there have been thefts using unconscious persons' face id to clean out their phones

[ms-demeanor]

So this is actually incorrect in the US and has been for a while, in 2019 a federal judge ruled that being compelled to produce biometric data to unlock a device is a violation of your fifth amendment protection:

But you should assume that cops (or people stealing your phone or drugging you) are going to do it anyway, and use passcodes, not biometrics, to secure your devices.

[wizard-spells]

what happened to the skeleton war, you guys used to love the skeleton war

[plebeian2logist]

(tag via clanfearrunt)

[fernal-red]

That one big fight scene in the One Piece Live Action that was like

[vanityplatesofmi]

[goodnightguys]

shrimb.

[unstablebill]

I've been scream laughing at this for several days

[moonpaw]

me: haha nami sure is passionate about money!

internally: nami spent her whole childhood being poor and getting second-handed clothing and felt like she needed to steal the small things she wanted like a book because they only had a limited amount of money growing up with a young woman who suddenly had two daughters to take care of. and then it only worsened when arlong came and killed bellemere for only just having enough money to keep her two daughters alive but not herself. also this was done right in front of nami. then she got kidnapped by arlong and later struck a deal with him that if she collected 100 million, she could free her entire village from arlong's control and they won't have to struggle with money anymore and be free. she couldn't possibly work up 100 million on her own though, so she had to resort to stealing from pirates since she was a little girl and developed trust issues upon trust issues and a general hatred towards pirates not only for killing her mother and enslaving her island but seeing all the damage they wreck just from having to get close to others to rob them. every single cent she got she had to carefully stash away for her end goal of freeing her village. by the time we meet her in canon she is effectively rich but it's still not enough and she still needs more. just a bit more. and then her 8 years of blood sweat and tears gets stolen away right from beneath her nose and between it getting stolen and her sister getting shot over it, she had to choose to get her sister to safety and then she finds out her entire village knew she was trying to free them when she thought they all hated her for joining the very crew that was enslaving them and it turns out they were only pretending they didnt know about her deal because they didnt want her to feel burdened by their hopes if she wanted to run away from arlong because she was only one little girl and this whole situation was extremely unfair towards her and they just wanted her to be happy but now everything was taken from her and now they're so angry about it that they're gonna go and fight arlong even though she really doesn't want that but she cant stop them. so now not only has she lost all the money she had been saving up for her village, now her village is going to go and die for her because she does not have the money to save them

me: haha, she really loves her money :)

[donald-trump-official]

Fun facts of the day!

- State charges cannot be pardoned by the President of the United States. They have to be pardoned by the governor of the state in which the crime was committed

- the governor of Georgia does not have pardon power, that power was stripped in 1943 by the Georgia state legislature

- TV cameras are forbidden in federal court. TV cameras are permitted in state court. It’s already been stated that Donald Trump’s Georgia trial will be televised

- Donald Trump will be booked, processed, fingerprinted, and have his mug shot taken just like any other person who enters the Fulton country jail. They don’t believe in special treatment down there

- the Georgia RICO statue carries a 5 year mandatory minimum sentence which cannot be revoked by a judge

[balou200]

Comment of the year

[victoryvick]

Give grandpa a hug