Unicorn Confessions

Twenty-something creative type in therapy with a hardcore case of creativity block. This is just a stream of humorous and totally true therapy-related musings.

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Leaving therapy after a rough session like

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Leaving therapy after a rough session like

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Walking into therapy like

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Me leaving therapy after a super frustrating session

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When my therapist tries to get me to open up to her

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When time is up but I’m not ready to leave

My therapist:

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My therapist trying to be positive after I tell her I’ve had a hard week

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When my therapist tries to get me to make eye contact with her

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When my therapist starts the session really flat

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When my therapist clearly doesn’t remember something significant from our last session

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When I feel embarrassed in front of my therapist

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When my therapist brings up something I’ve been avoiding

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When the appointment is half over and my therapist hasn’t been helpful at all

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When my therapist has some insight that I had like, 3 months ago

I’m just like

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When my therapist pisses me off and then tries to smooth things over

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My therapist when I'm awfulizing...

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When my therapist doesn't get it and then time runs out

I'm just like