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SOMEONE FUCKED IT UP GODDAMMIT
Just reblogging without like to balance it up again.
reblogging again to
shoW HOW MUCH I WANT TO IMBALANCE THIS JUST SO I COULD START SOME CHAOS
Can u not lol? I know this is a joke and two reblogs wonāt do anything so I donāt mind but so far Iāve had to block three people for excessively reblogging this post
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@lordflarus I found it
were having online classes from now on and the struggle is real. took my robotics prof 15 minutes to unmute himself on skypeĀ
update: programming prof is streaming over twitch with a gaming headset and a corona beer. Most on brand thing ive ever seenĀ
hey can somebody explain why the webpage for the texas roadhouse location opening near me has nothing on it except an upside-down peanut overlaid over what i believe is hebrew text?
TL;DR: I asked my mom whoās fluent in hebrew what this text means, and the best translation I got was ā(adjective) car belonging to (feminine person)ā. which definitely raises more questions than it answers.
<grammatical geekery/supporting evidence>
Thereās more than one language that uses the Hebrew alphabet (notably, Yiddish), but the words here look much more like Hebrew than Yiddish, so weāre assuming itās that. (Although, interestingly, the only complete word we have is a word in both languages, and means the same thing.) The first word has the right letters to be the word forĀ ācarā, as in automobile, and the second entirely covered word has an adjective ending. After that, the fully uncovered short word at the end of the first line isĀ āshelā, which meansĀ āofā as in belonging to. That last word starts with a letter pair thatās super common (likeĀ āchā in English - there are millions of words that start with them), but it does have a feminine ending, so itās a female person or maybe a place.
There are a few other things that the first word could be - notably, the first three letters make up a prefix that often meansĀ ābadā orĀ ārottenā, which sounds like it makes sense (āthe peanuts are bad so we wonāt be serving themā or something), but actually doesnāt because of theĀ āofā. Hebrew grammar doesnāt work that way. I couldnāt get a complete sentence from this lead.
Iām interested to know if thereās somebody with a bit more time on their hands, or fluent in Yiddish, who could try to solve this unnecessary mystery.
i finally have an actual lead into this mystery and now i have more questions than answers. thank you for this new insight
please does anybody know yiddish. i'm at the edge of my seat
I visited the specific locationās site, and sure enough the peanut is still there. I inspected the html to see if the peanut was an overlay on top of the text and it could be removed, or the text could be extracted from the html, but no avail - the peanut and text seemed to be a combined image.
I ended up being able to extract the peanut via modifying the html in an admittedly creative way (considering that I have little-to-no HTML experience) and view the underlying text:
[image description: a screenshot of the website of the Texas Roadhouse location described in the original post, but without the peanut obscuring the background text] The text itself reads ā×××§×× ×××××§ ×©× ×¤×Ŗ× ××ער×ā. Plugging that into Google Translate yields āExact location of the cave openingā or āExact location of the entrance of the caveā. I was able to verify with a Hebrew speaker that this is an accurate translation. Hope this helps solve the mystery of the Texas Roadhouse peanut. Additional information: - The png file of just the peanut, without the text, is named map-marker-peanut - The area where the peanut/text resides seems to be a type of location map (references to mapbox API) but with no data - I removed the peanut by using Inspect Element on it, and changing the map-marker-peanut url *in the url in the ābackground-imageā value* to use a transparent png from Wikipedia instead
[image description: the same screenshot of the Texas Roadhouse website, but re-cropped to show the firefox html inspector tool on the bottom half of the screen. on the left of the tool, an html element referring to what was the peanut is selected. on the right, the background image value of that element is shown] If youād like to verify for yourself, you can try to copy what I did here shown in this image. Sorry if my image descriptions or HTML jargon arenāt accurate - Iāve never written an image description before, and again I am not experienced with HTML. @toastpotentā
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So I'm well known for being nosey as fuck, so this was right up my alley.
UnidentifiedSquare is correct. Our peanut is a customized map marker! The hebrew/Yiddish I cannot speak to but I needed to know what I was seeing on the map.
So I dug into the source code. Instead of having it map to the restaurant it is plotting at zero longitude and zero latitude. It's where the prime meridian crosses the equator. The location of the fictional null island. Also it looks like it is where the map coders (I guess that's the best term?) like to check for errors before making things live.
So I guess they were checking how their cave entrance message would look before placing it where it actually should be.
Weird shit. I love it.
hey can somebody explain why the webpage for the texas roadhouse location opening near me has nothing on it except an upside-down peanut overlaid over what i believe is hebrew text?
TL;DR: I asked my mom whoās fluent in hebrew what this text means, and the best translation I got was ā(adjective) car belonging to (feminine person)ā. which definitely raises more questions than it answers.
<grammatical geekery/supporting evidence>
Thereās more than one language that uses the Hebrew alphabet (notably, Yiddish), but the words here look much more like Hebrew than Yiddish, so weāre assuming itās that. (Although, interestingly, the only complete word we have is a word in both languages, and means the same thing.) The first word has the right letters to be the word forĀ ācarā, as in automobile, and the second entirely covered word has an adjective ending. After that, the fully uncovered short word at the end of the first line isĀ āshelā, which meansĀ āofā as in belonging to. That last word starts with a letter pair thatās super common (likeĀ āchā in English - there are millions of words that start with them), but it does have a feminine ending, so itās a female person or maybe a place.
There are a few other things that the first word could be - notably, the first three letters make up a prefix that often meansĀ ābadā orĀ ārottenā, which sounds like it makes sense (āthe peanuts are bad so we wonāt be serving themā or something), but actually doesnāt because of theĀ āofā. Hebrew grammar doesnāt work that way. I couldnāt get a complete sentence from this lead.
Iām interested to know if thereās somebody with a bit more time on their hands, or fluent in Yiddish, who could try to solve this unnecessary mystery.
i finally have an actual lead into this mystery and now i have more questions than answers. thank you for this new insight
please does anybody know yiddish. i'm at the edge of my seat
I visited the specific locationās site, and sure enough the peanut is still there. I inspected the html to see if the peanut was an overlay on top of the text and it could be removed, or the text could be extracted from the html, but no avail - the peanut and text seemed to be a combined image.
I ended up being able to extract the peanut via modifying the html in an admittedly creative way (considering that I have little-to-no HTML experience) and view the underlying text:
[image description: a screenshot of the website of the Texas Roadhouse location described in the original post, but without the peanut obscuring the background text] The text itself reads ā×××§×× ×××××§ ×©× ×¤×Ŗ× ××ער×ā. Plugging that into Google Translate yields āExact location of the cave openingā or āExact location of the entrance of the caveā. I was able to verify with a Hebrew speaker that this is an accurate translation. Hope this helps solve the mystery of the Texas Roadhouse peanut. Additional information: - The png file of just the peanut, without the text, is named map-marker-peanut - The area where the peanut/text resides seems to be a type of location map (references to mapbox API) but with no data - I removed the peanut by using Inspect Element on it, and changing the map-marker-peanut url *in the url in the ābackground-imageā value* to use a transparent png from Wikipedia instead
[image description: the same screenshot of the Texas Roadhouse website, but re-cropped to show the firefox html inspector tool on the bottom half of the screen. on the left of the tool, an html element referring to what was the peanut is selected. on the right, the background image value of that element is shown] If youād like to verify for yourself, you can try to copy what I did here shown in this image. Sorry if my image descriptions or HTML jargon arenāt accurate - Iāve never written an image description before, and again I am not experienced with HTML. @toastpotentā
if you often like or reblog my posts i 100% remember your username and mentally goĀ āoh yes friendā every single time i see you in my notes or on my dashĀ
Fact 1: In most versions of Dungeons & Dragons, when infected ā as opposed to natural-born ā lycanthropes transform under the full moon, they assume the default alignment of their type during the ensuing mindless rampage.
Fact 2: In most versions of Dungeons & Dragons, the default alignment of werebears is Lawful Good.
Conclusion: When an infected werebear transforms under the full moon, they go on a mindless Lawful Good rampage.
Picking up litter and helping direct traffic
SMOKEY THE BEAR
āOh my gods⦠Who built this orphanage on the middle of the night? This⦠This⦠This is all up to building code!ā
āIt has all of its permits!ā
evident
boss fight
This gave me pure unremitting joy
He brought it THE FUCK around town
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just what is going on here?
The catās trying to get him to mirror what sheās doing, I think?
Contrary to popular belief, cats are social animals, and they love being involved with what their humans are doing! My guess is, she just decided running on the wheel was a joint activity or something.
this is a fucking next-gen youtube poop
What if it bites me and it dies?
that means youāre poisonous. jesus christ, nate, learn to read.
What if it bites itself and I die?
Itās voodoo.
What if it bites me and someone else dies?
Thatās correlation, not causation.
what if we bite each other and neither of us die
thatās kinky
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this is still my favorite text post collaboration ever
I havenāt seen this post in like 3 years
ITāS BACK ITāS STILL ACTIVE
Holy shit Iāve only seen this post on it came from Tumblr videos.
OH MY GOD ITS HERE ITS FINALLY ON MY FEED YES
this exists?
I was today years old when I saw this post lol
THERE IT IS BOIS!!!!! THE ORIGIN!!!!!!!! IVE ONLY SEEN THE ACTUAL POST ONCE THIS IS EPIC-
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HELLO YOU TWENTY NUGGETS
im reblogging this, even if some *glares at half my followers* think i shouldnāt