jazz slut

[detectivehole]

i'm not actually mad i just like the comedic delivery of righteous but pointless anger

[animatedamerican]

[theroyalsavage]

[hasufin]

To all restaurants: you need an online presence OTHER THAN Facebook. Like, something people can access without any account or login at all.

Also, that online presence should just show your menu. Not a PDF download, simply your menu, directly, no need to start an online ordering process.

I remain amazed how many ways, in 2022, places can fuck this up.

[nerdsandthelike]

and the menu should include prices!!!

[bixbythemartian]

and the menu should include the fucking prices!

[foone]

Weapon idea: a retro-causality pistol, loaded with bullets made of justification. When you fire it at someone, it changes history to provide a reason for you to have shot them.

Finally, you've killed the man who murdered your wife. But was she dead before you pulled the trigger? You will never know.

[greatwyrmgold]

I don't think I was even married before I shot them. I probably shouldn't tell my kids that they're just a metacausal byproduct of finding an excuse to shoot someone; that's a hell of an existential crisis to inflict on a child.

[foone]

You, you get it!

[transmortifried]

no context november. figure it out.

[get-thee-to-a-shrubbery]

what is this in reference to

[transmortifried]

figure it out

[catchymemes]

[chipsprites]

thank you

[xenosmorch]

[powerfulwizard]

Why do they always write their articles like this??

[powerfulwizard]

[powerfulwizard]

i think they did confirm it by naming it this

and drawing it like this

also guess what its japanese name literally translates to

[whoreofavalon]

Im losing it at this tag

[wifey-type]

“Who got you smiling?” The voices in my head cracked a joke leave me alone

[thunderpibb]

spencers tshirt slogan kind of post

[oceantoyz]

[120002-ants-deactivated20260409]

[meepmoopmaap]

[chongoblog]

To everyone running here for refuge from Twitter since they are selling it to Elon Musk, welcome! In order to survive here, you must sacrifice one of your monsters or discard your entire hand.

[chongoblog]

"holy shit this blew up uhhh be sure to follow my-"

No. We don't do that here. The only reason you know this post was made today is because Musk announced he was buying it today. You can reblog posts made ten years ago, and they will still feel evergreen.

And no matter how old a post is, I will be able to draw two cards from my deck

[musclemanveryregular]

You know who else will be able to draw two cards from their deck?

[chongoblog]

That's against the rules, isn't it??????

[musclemanveryregular]

NOT WHEN I ACTIVATE MY TRAP CARD: MY MOM

[ID: muscle man holding up a purple yugioh card with a picture of his mom on it. /end ID]

[oldmanpusspuss]

I'm neither a believer in ghosts nor a disbeliever but a secret third thing

[bloodborscht]

[clownboybebop]

every time I hang out with my best friend I worry a little bit that I will be boring but it’s never an issue because they have severe severe adhd so theres always something to talk about like the second I get in their car they’re like “YOU WILL NOT BELIEVE THE DRAMA GOING ON IM THE SIMS 4 MODDING COMMUNITY” oh thank god tell me every detail

[flamingthespian]

[unintendoed]

maybe one day you’ll check your account again and see this.

i’ve healed.

and i’ve changed. a lot.

[heyitscoffeetime]

So excited for Pokémon: Breath of the Wild: God

[we-weavile]

Pokemon fandom in late 2021