Do The Brave Thing, And Bravery Would Follow

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[unironically--enthusiastic]

peace and love only to my new neighbours who must hear me literally scream crying 8 hours a day

[unironically--enthusiastic]

love to casually ruin my own life <3 good job bestie <3 

[unironically--enthusiastic]

what if i simply black out and let the spirit of chaos take over all my decisions i am TIRED 

[unironically--enthusiastic]

<3

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[impaled]

[kaity--did]

Y’all being pregnant while moving into a new house is BUCKWILD

My husband is an intelligent man, but he has gotten in his head that if I lift one box I will PERISH

[kaity--did]

Here is the problem in a nutshell

Would I love to let my husband do everything? Of course?

But this absolute GIANT of a man after TEN YEARS together still has no spatial awareness and NO AWARENESS that his a A FOOT AND A HALF taller than me. If he is left to put thing away, he will do so diligently but he PUTS EVERYTHING ON THE TOP SHELF and my TINY TREX ARMS CAN NOT MAKE THAT TRIP

[kaity--did]

I threw out my back and he’s now convinced that it’s his fault for letting me carry paper plates in the house my self and that he’s going to be a terrible father

This man has a LAW DEGREE and is a PRACTICING ATTORNEY

[kaity--did]

“You have two skeletons inside you right now that is double the amount I have. You are my sweet special Eldritch Horror” - My Husband

Thanks I think?

[kaity--did]

“It’s insane that we just made a person! I’ve never even met a baby before what do I say?!”

Not worried about diapers here folks, just first impressions

[kaity--did]

“I’m going be be a dad which is just buckwild. I have your pregnancy checklist but here is my fatherhood check list

1. I need a riding lawn mower

2. I need a white tank top

3. I need a beer, particularly an amber colored one

4. I need a book of puns

5. I need a baby back pack to carry said baby

6. I want my own diaper bag, and I want it to be STYLISH

Kait are you writing this down this is important?”

[kaity--did]

Me: a lot of people on the internet are calling you a himbo, would you like to respond?

Husband: I am often very dumb, and I do drink the respect women juice like fine wine, however I am not very strong, and I just don’t know if I can accept this title if I do not meet all the qualifications

Me: I don’t know, you lifted all those boxes on your own

Husband: this was simply DAD ENERGY

🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️

[kaity--did]

I can not with this fool

[catgirlnailpolish]

literally marry him

[kaity--did]

I have great news my friend

[404computerhamstersnotfound]

marry him again

[kaity--did]

I’ve read him some of these replies and he got very upset and yelled (which if you know my husband is barely over a whisper) “I CANT MARRY YOU ANY HARDER I KNOW IVE GOOGLED IT MANY TIMES”

Y’all I’m obsessed with this idiot

[theharrowharkening]

If Janet from The Good Place can wear dresses and have long hair and use she/her pronouns and not be a girl, so can you!

[accounting-wunderkind]

We stan a nonbinary icon

[zesty-mordant]

[mushroomsandteeth]

As someone who is currently trying to sort out their gender identity this is very comforting

[unironically--enthusiastic]

Hi everyone, 

long time no see.

ANYWAY I wanted to let any of my followers that are still hanging on to this hell site that I started a podcast and its doing Pretty Well!!

If you’re a twilight fan or, lets be real, passively enjoy twilight memes check us out as Midnight Fun wherever you get your podcasts!! Listen to us bully Edward Cullen for a full half hour every week! 

We’re also on Tumblr, Instagram and Tiktok.

Thank u for reading love u 

[unironically--enthusiastic]

happy new year only to the one IP address that does not follow me but has refreshed my tumblr over ten times in the past six months directly from searching my url!!!!!

[unironically--enthusiastic]

i am exh*usted from being m*nipulated and i would like to just f*cking sleep for maybe three years i am done baybe!

[coughloop]

The implication that a 50 year old Yoda is the equivalent to a human toddler is so fucking funny because it means he wouldnt have started his youngling training until he was atleast 75 and he STILL said Anakin was too old to be able to start training at like age 9 what a king

[mockiato-deactivated20200315]

Maybe yoda just doesn’t understand human ages and was like ‘nine that’s what like.... 500? 800? Yeah that’s way too old’

[totallynotagentphilcoulson]

[kiwi]

I NEED A HIMBO

IM HOLDING OUT FOR A HIMBO TILL THE END OF THE NIGHT

hes gotta be strong

and hes gotta be fast

and hes gotta be dumb and polite

[schifty-al]

[browsedankmemes]

[bamboo-muse]

This is the complete opposite to all the crazy bridezilla Facebook posts from last year

[understands]

[bpdykes]

my urge to massively and publically self destruct so someone finally proves they care about my wellbeing is at war with my common sense and terror of being seen as a burden and abandoned

[thethiefandtheairbender]

The Good Place (2016-2020)

[insomniac-arrest]

brah

[postilionstruckbylightning]

The Good Place’s take on morality is so important to me. It never suggests that being good is easy or straightforward - quite the opposite - but it says, over and over again, that we need to try because we’re all people and we all matter.

[saltycathy]