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Part time Londoner, full-time procrastinator, occasional artist and sometimes writer.

[traumatizedbyeggsandwich]

Every photo of Johnny Cash and Bob Dylan together looks like a a respectable mafia boss father named Giovanni and his weird son who bites sometimes

[overateddumbass]

Yeahhhh, you're right

[snackpony]

soft magic dragon🌈☁️ 6x4" colored pencil & wax pastel

[puppygirldick]

Morphological differences between thorns, spines, and prickles

[oodlenoodleroodle]

"Every rose has its thorns" - wrong. Prickles

[realitywaits]

This entire interaction is killing me

[hisjimct]

[soundclown]

[teethwreath]

[miyoriia]

play toys ?

[miyoriia]

come play toys

[miyoriia]

the prince of darkness commands you

[textpostscymraeg]

did you see the diffyg ar yr haul yesterday?

Ooooh, that's funny - I was just on the phone with someone and we discussed this very term!

So diffyg ar yr haul literally translates as "an absence of the sun" or "a flaw of the sun" - basically, it suggests there's a problem with the sun.

I can't help but wonder if this is a hangover from when early cultures saw eclipses as terrifying omens or a real problem with the sun, and not just the moon going on a jolly for a few minutes. Did early Welsh people look up at the darkening sky and go, "Ah, fuck, sun's broken"?

Anyway, I did see it; or rather, I saw the sky go dark. I didn't find out about the eclipse in time to sort out a safe way to look at it, so I just appreciated the darkness instead - even we undead horses have to look after our eyesockets!

[cacen]

[inkjie]

soliloquy by an immortal cave painter.

pencil, ink, and ochre on paper

[piranes11]

[schwatzvogel]

Terrified KFC worker voice: um... dog surgery??

[skinks]

I love that thing when people get a little bit tongue-tied and garble what they’re trying to say so they make a little “blegh” 👅 noise and start over. verbal reset button. hitting the top of the tv to unscramble the signal

[watertightvines]

“Dragostea Din Tei party boat isn’t real, it can’t hurt you.”

Dragostea Din Tei party boat:

[Numa Numa Je intensifies]

[wordfather]

[hopeful-recoveryy]

What a privilege it is to get old.

What a privilege it is to show signs of aging.

What a privilege it is to not have passed at a young age.

What a privilege it is to have smile lines, wrinkles, graying hair, healing scars, and other signs your body has lived for years.

What a privilege it is to get old.

[jaubaius]

14 Wind Turbines Aligned In A Row In Nevada

[pyrrhiccomedy]

I like how “biblically accurate” has come to mean “eschatologically portentous.” like a biblically accurate angel is literally just some guy, but if you call this a biblically accurate wind turbine, everyone on Tumblr knows what you mean.

[lupismaris]

Do it scared but please don't do it hungry. Please don't do it dehydrated. It's gonna make it so much scarier. Please.

[sovietnam]

[insomniparty]

[lunasgayshit-deactivated2026050]

suddenly the fucking

[arch-user]

they must've opened the fridge

[luckyladylily]

Sometimes there are memes that are so important to the culture of this site that you would swear they started in 2014 or something but you look it up and its like