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lillie-garden

kissing you on the forehead

increasingpanic-deactivated2024

with tongue?

lillie-garden

with tongue. 🥰

just-taking-adam-break

anosci

there's been plenty of pushback against youtube's plan to age-check users by using an AI to analyze everyone's watching habits, but amidst that, i spotted this playlist circulating among some teens:

(picture is a reconstruction to protect the kids identity)

interesting! they're trying to trick the AI by watching videos that have a primarily adult viewer demographic? well im a curious fella so naturally i have to take a look-see, and

calicotisane

Would you like to pet me?

calicotisane

Thank you

calicotisane

PPL aren't reblogging this version so the chuzzle is generally stuck in the eternal present moment with the question unanswered. Eyeing the symbol that will never change

dinopant

Love the universe need of all babies human and animal to just lay on adults

dinopant

A collection

dinopant

Further proof

incognitopolls

By your estimate, how many times have you had sex with another person in your lifetime?

Never

Once or twice

3–9 times

10–24 times

25–49 times

50–99 times

100–299 times

300–499 times

500–999 times

1000 times or more

Voting ended onJun 24, 2025

Define "had sex" in whatever way seems fitting to you. We assume most people don't know the exact number; just make your best estimate.

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alfredo-zauce

sabertoothwalrus

living in an area with a lot of desert plants is so funny when they start to bloom and grow that tall fucking stalk. like put your fuckin thing away man that's indecent

sabertoothwalrus

like we get it

sabertoothwalrus

for some of these plants it's called a "death bloom" which is the end of the life cycle for the plant

can you imagine. gets so hard you die

parkinfront

Some of them grow trees instead of brushy dongs. Here's one down the street from me. It's taller than the house and almost taller than the actual tree next to it.

parkinfront

This guy outside home depot

parkinfront

Have some more fuzzy dongs from the park

sabertoothwalrus

thank you for all the plant penis posting I really appreciate it

buttons-beads-lace

Honorable mention to the Garfield Park Conservatory's agave, which grew a flowerdick so big they had to take one of the panes of glass out of the roof of the greenhouse to let the dick through:

cryptid-sighting

These underwater batteries could potentially store hundreds of thousands of gigawatt-hours.

I'm not going to bother reading the article to find out if this actually works or if anyone is actually trying it. I'm just happy we as a society are showing proper reverence for Orbs.

communist-hatsunemiku

this is so freakin cool. the article goes on to say it has been successfully tested on a small scale in a german lake, and they're scaling it up in trials off the california coast!

cryptid-sighting

These underwater batteries could potentially store hundreds of thousands of gigawatt-hours.

I'm not going to bother reading the article to find out if this actually works or if anyone is actually trying it. I'm just happy we as a society are showing proper reverence for Orbs.

communist-hatsunemiku

this is so freakin cool. the article goes on to say it has been successfully tested on a small scale in a german lake, and they're scaling it up in trials off the california coast!

chongoblog

Can’t wait for, like, 2025 when we look back on the 2018/2019 era and say “hey, remember when we were all really freaking depressed? That was a crazy time! Glad we aren’t like that anymore”

ampersketch-art

Hey,

chongoblog

Don’t say anything

pressworksonpaperblog

from “baths”, 1987.

hollowerror

*echoing down the hall* welcome back to a gaaaame changer

adhdedrn

He’s been here the whole time.

bigasspants

pope francis it is your moral obligation to make the entire ocean holy water. the devil cannot be allowed to surf

bigasspants

pope leo it is your moral obligation to make the entire ocean holy water. the devil cannot be allowed to surf

varahkas

Love a woman with a tail. Something she can betray her emotions with, something to dress up in fun little accessories, and something I can grab during... heh, well, you know.

varahkas

crippled-peeper

having sex with your friends is so very normal please stop poisoning the youths minds with shame surrounding hooking up with your friends. especially if you’re gay

crippled-peeper

people are so fucking mad in the notes that adults have sex with each other and aren’t married sometimes. yall are carbon copies of your conservative parents and you’re so proud of it. ewwww

crippled-peeper

calling the sex I have with my friends “hookup culture” is insulting and incorrect. these are guys who take care of me and take me on dates and watch fun movies with me. being a disabled faggot too, they help me clean my place and take my trash out for me. they care for me and are on my emergency contact lists. trying to slap the label of “todays hookup culture!!!” on it is diminishing and devaluing those relationships

secondly, gay and bi men have been fucking all their friends and cruising and hooking up with total strangers since LLOOONGGGG before you were born and will continue doing so LLOOONGGG after you die. it’s never been a trend or a fad for us. It’s just a way of life for some of us and you aren’t going to change that by being disgusted by it

crippled-peeper

this tag has me in stitches

faeriekit

FMA is fascinating because there aren't many works about what it means to be an atheist and a heretic to a god that you can not only see, but who has personally snatched body parts off of your living body and made fun of you for it.

faeriekit

They are having theological discussion in my notes but I think that people are too...divinity centric about Truth to make good interpretation of the situation.

Truth is a god in the way that gravity or magnetism is a god. He's just a manifested force of nature. He's sapient on some level, sure, which is a neat trick, but we managed to make meat think and we're not extraordinarily special about it either. He didn't invent humans and he didn't spawn the universe the way that Rose would have expected the god of her religion to have done; he has minimal to no interest in the day to day lives of any creature and only intervenes when someone actively wanders into his grip of influence. He's not a Capital-G God. Truth is to matter what fire is to flammable objects. He's a metaphorical (and perhaps even allegorical) chemical reaction.

Ed isn't an atheist because he saw god and cussed him out irl; Ed's an atheist because he doesn't believe that the brute force of Truth qualifies as a god. Quite frankly, I think that's a hell of a lot ballsier and a much more complete understanding of the situation. This perspective insulates him against idolizing the Truth as an ultimate divine force and makes Truth something that can be reasoned around or through, rather than with, which would never have worked.

Ed is a scientist. He's always worked with the Truth in some way, shape, or form, because the whole point of science is an attempt to pursue lower-case-t truth. Being able to see Truth's reflection in the mirror as he does doesn't really affect Ed's whole..everything.

faeriekit

it's about a girl and her dog :)

tranarchist

I love this because like 99% of this kind of paleoart is patriarchal Man the Hunter type fantasies but these guys are just like “fuck it we’re outta here”