Galaxy Pancakes

they/them just floating in space with some snacks

[roseblooms]

100 years of sir david attenborough. paper collage, 2026.

[asksloyxp]

Maybe if I just work harder, this empty cup will pour again

[shinyrock6498]

Maybe the cup needs a bit of time to rest and refill?

[asksloyxp]

Maybe the cup needs to lock the fuck in???

[pisshandkerchief]

"I'm sweating like a pig": scientifically innacurate (pigs don't sweat), mean (kind of implies you think pigs are gross :( not cool dawg)

"I'm sweating like a motherfucker: realistic. you probably would sweat if you fucked someone's mother. implies you've got game

[marsipanart]

my shaylas <333

[punished-venom-solitair-e]

my favorite phenomenon on tiktok is when all the comments will line up and start doing the same bit

[thulium]

[scoes]

maintaining relationships with people is so difficult for no good reason. what are you supposed to do when you miss someone and want to talk to them more? Say you miss them and that you want to talk to them more? That's all bullshit

[kosmicpowers]

England isn't a real country, stupid. England is a lie to sell you more Doctor Who

[weedle-testaburger]

Wales is real though, where else would they film Doctor Who

[xx-k1tsun3-k1d-xx]

Scotland is real also, it’s where they get a bunch of the guys that play Doctor Who

[eldengourd]

It's that time of year again. My good friend Jonathan Harker is on his annual business trip to Castle Dracula.

[monstermonger]

He's worried about stepping on flowers. He loves nature. - (ref)

[pomegranate-flower]

[aveloka-draws]

Couldn't stop thinking about that tweet, I love the idea of a god promoting his faith.

[bonesbeetle]

don';t ever explore your emotions through fiction this shit is scary

[the-haiku-bot]

don’;t ever explore

your emotions through fiction

this shit is scary

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[rederiswrites]

I was gonna be really productive today. But then I wasn't.

[the-haiku-bot]

I was gonna be

really productive today.

But then I wasn’t.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[snoopymania]

[becomeanunconsciousman-deactiva]

if karl marx was born today he would be a baby. and it would be his birthday

[tyrannuspitch]

maybe tumblr will give us the notes back if we put on the greatest talent show this website's ever seen

[roaldamundsen]

beautiful caffeine on an empty stomach I'm going to live forever