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california girls we're unforgivable, sins so grave they can't be absolved!
We know that Facebook is brainscorching your parents and tiktok is brainscorching your cousins, but some of you refuse to admit that you got your brain scorched here. However unlike those sites there isn't an algorithm here you just make bad choices.
That's all we ever wanted. To arrive at Hell as a result of our own dubious navigation skills instead of as the result of Satan owning all the road sign companies.
"To arrive at Hell as a result of our own dubious navigation skills instead of as the result of Satan owning all the road sign companies."
This is my favorite quote of today.
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'this property says it has nine acres but those neighbours look pretty clo-'
oh.
ohhhhhhhhh no
i was speaking with a guy i work with and when leaving i said okay see you monday and he went oh no i wont be in monday. im going bald. and i said ?you're what? and he just repeated im going bald monday. wont be in
update: he didn’t show up on Monday and on Tuesday he was bald
stop using hospitals as horror settings
fun alternative: cruise ships. cruise ships exploit workers and can pollute as much as a million cars on a daily basis while dumping endless shit into the ocean and endangering all passengers on board because the on board air quality rivals some of the most polluted cities in the world while being a breeding ground for disease. cruise ships deserve to have negativity associated with them
also all crimes commited aboard a cruise ship is under the juristiction of whichever country they’re registered to once they’re a certain distance away from land so you have the added bonus of the crimes being very unlikely to be properly investigated (due to usually being physically so very far from the actual police whose juristiction they’re under)
terrifying!
On top of THAT cruise ships tend to have their own morgue, as people tend to die on ships all the time. Good for those spooky scenes.
plus u can just like…leave a hospital. good luck escaping a killer or a monster or a curse or w/e in the middle of the fucking ocean
As an ex cruise ship employee, let me give you some stuff to work with!
Water tight doors! You get a special training video on interacting with these correctly because they will literally cut you in half if you try and go through them while they’re closing!
Freezer vaults for food in the sub decks - you can only get into these with the correct code and they have very thick walls. Good luck if you get shut in one of these just after the last round of checks bucko
There are cameras everywhere…except in the crew cabin corridors. Also there are no windows down there because unless you’re an officer, you live below the waterline. Day and night have no meaning because everything is in the same slightly unsettling yellow light.
Don’t piss off the guys who deal with the rubbish. They have machines down there that can crush metal barrels
As well as morgues, cruise ships usually have one basic operating theatre with all the attendant horrifying equipment in it
One cigarette thrown carelessly in the wrong place WILL start a fire that will gut half the ship.
When we’re pitching side to side, the anchor swings out and then back in, striking the metal outer shell with a noise that shakes half the ship
People disappear overboard more often than you’d really want to be a thing
A lot of cruise ships now have theatres on board (usually towards the front) with all the potential for dark corners, creepy costumes and electrical calamities you could want.
And as op says, you can’t really escape a ship in the middle of the ocean. Particularly during a storm, as then you can’t even evacuate to lifeboats unless the whole ship is going down. On the upside being on board during a storm means most guests hide in their cabins and the staff walk around like drunks, which would likely throw off a skilled murderer’s plans.
Takes notes
You also have the bonus of a corporate overlord who doesn’t give a shit about anything but profits and can be reliably counted on to downplay any disaster in an attempt to avoid publicity.
“The Love Boat Noir…”
Also, and this might be a tad obvious, THE SHIP CAN FUCKING SINK!!!
No matter how scary your fictional hospital is, it will never have the same environmental dread of “we’re taking on water.”
I just don't think we ever wrapped up the Clown Sightings of 2016 in a satisfactory way.
My daughter did not exist before last night.
Audio is from the (excellent) podcast I am in Eskew, episode 22, written by Jon Ware and Munna Hussen, voiced by Jon Ware. They also make the (excellent) podcast The Silt Verses and you can find them on tumblr at @thesiltverses!
Art is by me (Emma). I am me, for the time being.
I thought I at least looked drinking age, dude I was training at work thought I was 19-20. I’m turning 30 next week 🙃
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t.gats why i can't think up an end to the rhyme
*does not learn my lesson* *does not learn my lesson* *does not learn my lesson* *does not leanr m
thunder beast
The median cryptid is like “in 1977 a teenager who’d been smoking weed described a creature creature. As we know no teenager who’s been smoking weed has ever been an unreliable witness to anything. They described it as being white with huge eyes and no other visible features and about the size of a baby and it flew over their car, which they were driving while high, because it was 1977 and they were 16”
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