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24. Proship. Whatever the fuck I reblog. NSFW WARNING. I don't tag at all, so be warned. 18+ ONLY.

[arrancxr]

thing ive always wondered about the arrancar, do you think they get to like pick out how their uniforms look or does aizen or gin or tousen just assign them an outfit they think suits the arrancars? does the hogyoku just fucking grant them an outfit? not really meant to be a request just sharing a question i think about sometimes

I'm inclined to think it's the Hougyoku option. :/ Both because that seems the most plausible (no fucking way are the Shinigami going to that much trouble for Hollows), and because it's the most in line with the crack fanfic concepts I got into this fandom reading.

Sooooo, yep, ✨magical Hougyoku-assigned outfits✨

[lavenderr-starrs]

The hogoyoku wanted to make magical girls but unfortunately it’s connected to Aizen of all people and his fashion taste is absolutely abysmal and boring (like him 🥱) so it settled for the best it could do

[arrancxr]

A valid point…. XD

[sisyphusunderthesun]

The rooftop scene is my everything. So like... when will they fix this bug and give us the opportunity to make Connor a deviant right there? WITH THE KISS.

[howling-wizard]

keep being handsy with your 'droid ☝

[diamondguls]

Fingerless gloves are the thigh highs of hands. I will not elaborate

[wildfire-starter]

wrong. ballroom gloves are the thigh highs of hands. fingerless gloves are the booty shorts of hands.

[395nm]

stirrup leggings are the lingerie of feet

[aristocrating]

they're meant to die by each other's sword why are they in a coffee shop

[letterful]

[oswednesday]

one time at a funeral i panicked and said the first drink i could think of and the bartender made me the pina colada With all the fixings all the trims all the bells and whistles i didnt even ask imagine youre at a funeral and the person besides you is drinking a pina colada with whip cream as tall as the drink with a cherry and an umbrella, thats what happened to me

[soulren]

“Ghosts are real” I can see how you could believe that

“Ghosts aren’t real” it’s very fair and rational that you believe that

“Ghosts aren’t real anymore” I’m about to hear a poem or very sad story

“Ghosts aren’t real yet” the fuck are you going to do

[door]

this is great. slowly we will build a house

[fairycosmos]

fucked that you can’t fix other people especially when you really care about them. Oh so im just supposed to be there for you while you suffer. like a useless cunt gargoyle

[dragon-in-a-fez]

tumblr should add a "what the fuck are you talking about" button alongside reply, like, and reblog. you click the what the fuck are you talking about button when op is on some discourse they brought back from another reality that no one on this earth has ever heard of. and if a post gets more what the fuck are you talking abouts than reblogs op gets muted for 12 hours

[not100bees]

The thing about Miss Piggy is that she kind of has a Roger Rabbit comedy superpower where she wins nearly any conceivable fight she's in. But unlike other characters of which that's true, like say, Bugs Bunny, who tend to win because they make the opponent play the game with their rules, Miss Piggy wins because the joke is that she can beat the shit out of literally anybody.

[status-quo-hater]

I think one of the funniest abortion stances I've heard was from my parents neighbor. He's a like, hard-core libertarian viking larper guy who is very tall and very fat and very bald.

He believes a fetus is human with a soul, but also its "basically attacking the woman's body" so if she wants to get rid of it, that's "basically self-defense". He compared it to shooting a home invader. So he supports abortion not as healthcare, but as killing a baby in self-defense

[status-quo-hater]

Y'know I'm so glad someone reminded me of this. Because this was also discussed.

My stepmother did NOT like the way her Libertarian Viking Neighbor framed pregnancy as the fetus "attacking the woman". She incredulously told him this was extremely disrespectful to expectant mothers to portray pregnancy as so violent and negative.

Libertarian Viking Neighbor's response was that people consensually hurt each other all the time, and "there's like a whole community about that, with the acronym the one that starts with a B" And his reasoning was that if the mother was consenting to bring attacked by the baby, it in fact wasn't violent and negative because there was consent.

He brought up people consensually hurting each other, didn't go for one of the obvious answers like boxing or body mods or something, no he went STRAIGHT TO BDSM and he DIDN'T EVEN REMEMBER THE ACRONYM

[witchofanguish]

[uwontrememberme]

everything will probably be fine but i have to get really anxious just in case

[kosmogrl]

[kosmogrl]

sorry I didn’t show up it was because umm.. you see, I was busy. maybe another time??

[fangsup-cobrastyle]

Making this its own post because I occasionally remember this and can't stop laughing

When I was 14, my friends and I went to see Madagascar 3 - told our parents and then walked to and from the theater by ourselves. When I got home, my mom asked me all kinds of questions about the movie, and I told her about it, and I kept singing the stupid Afro Circus song

and eventually she gave in and was like, "Wait, you guys really went to see Madagascar? I assumed you were lying to us and sneaking into a rated R movie." And I fear I have never felt so lame as I did in that moment.