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creepish

can i talk to you in the woods about something

transmortifried

no context november. figure it out.

get-thee-to-a-shrubbery

what is this in reference to

transmortifried

figure it out

exitwound

I always am about to go to sleep at a beautiful 11pm and then something happens to me

greelin

being in a completely normal nonthreatening scenario & environment and thinking “i have GOT to get the fuck out of here” with the intensity of some trapped neurotic prey animal

caffeinatedopossum

Me when I remember something I said ages ago that was wrong or my values no longer align with

taxidermychrist-deactivated2025

the women in my bluetooth headphones sounds mad at me :(

vampire-cathedral

homeboygirl

u ever just sit and listen to the war happening in the trenches of ur small intestine

roycohn

i was in the grocery store and saw an onion on the ground and picked it up, absently saying “poor little guy.” behind me a teenage girl started laughing and then stopped and went “aww. i’m sorry for laughing. that’s nice actually.” and the cycle of cruelty is broken for another generation as a young person realizes that it is not embarrassing to have empathy for another thing that was once living, because certainly to be a lone white onion rolling on the ground in a supermarket would be terrifying to anyone

akaiiros

this actually is rewiring my brain as we speak

mysharona1987

The French really don’t fuck around.

smolphrog-littlebrain

Kids on the internet now a days are literally wild.. like when I was 12 and on the internet, i was lying out my asshole I was telling people about my kids and my wife. I was talking to them about taxes and how I miss my college days.....now 12 year Olds are out here telling their AGE?!?! OR REAL NAME?!??! I was literally fucking Garry that worked at staples and had 2 children for like 4 years...