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he/they/she, 25, silly

[godkissedme]

When you get veneers you lose access to your original destiny

[insecuregodcomplex]

[aidaughter]

t shirt that says I PUT A NORMAL AMOUNT OF THOUGHT INTO STUFF

[pissvortex]

[calebwittebane]

my name is Fucked Bastard and my special talent is not going to make it

[woman-becomer]

keep your head up Fucked Bastard we can do this

[stillmissing]

[lookforher]

ever since i was a little girl i knew i won’t be participating

[gammadoppler]

Alien pulling your sleeve to get your attention: and who is this Cunt you all serve

[minotauri]

[louder than everyone] MAN I THINK IT DEPENDS!

[itchycoil]

could you be any more annoying.. lol

Easily

[catcrumb]

[parakavka]

犬かわいがり屋さん on X: “カーチャンがありものの毛糸でこさえたヘッドドレスが完成 戸惑いの顔を見せるも適応完了 https://t.co/7xM79jxVBn” / X

[sandersstudies]

Every time you go in a public place and something ISN’T disgusting it’s because somebody cleaned it. Every time you feel comfortable using a public bathroom or sitting at a restaurant table or setting something on a gas station counter or playing on a playground it’s because somebody cleaned it.

Thank you to everyone who cleans the world, especially those who are underpaid and under appreciated.

[tomb-mold]

the problem is i really do love staying up until one billion o'clock. it just cant be helped

[local-lesbian-tree-demon]

they should invent a body that feels normal to be inside of

[tentacleteapot]

this could be the snart of something big

[rhodabotics]

this could be the snort of something pig

[headedoutleft]

honestly “the lion doesn’t concern himself with” is a pretty good anti-ocd phrase

[headedoutleft]

the lion doesn’t concern himself with managing other people’s feelings

[headedoutleft]

the lion doesn’t concern himself with what ifs

[headedoutleft]

the lion doesn’t concern himself with germs

[headedoutleft]

the lion doesn’t concern himself with reliving that one excruciatingly painful moment for the one thousandth time and imagining a better response