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It would kill half the 19-25 year olds online to realize "I can't help it I have trauma" is one of THE quintessential abuser excuses

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Like there is a difference between "My trauma creates impulsive urges and has changed my instinctive reactions to be irrational, I need to relearn shit." vs "I'm traumatized so I Can't Help It and you're not allowed to expect better of me"

courtesyname

"You will be queen, for a time. Then comes another—younger, more beautiful—to cast you down and take all you hold dear."

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frankiedotbiz

in the club sipping on that shit that makes every steven universe character hate you

flipchild

powerburial

picking the torture option and the next day the first thing he does right off the bat is make me eat a really big live spider

ammnontet

the killer

gunsandfireandshit

misscrazyfangirl321

Being an adult will have you unironically craving a vegetable

misscrazyfangirl321

Being an adult will have you unironically sad about a parasite outbreak in fresh vegetables.

trollkatt

Big Jack

Pet Foolery, #93

chronophobica

what they DONT tell you about clarinets is that you have to fucking build the damn thing every single time. "what instrument do you play" fucking legos man idk

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about build clarinets damn do DONT every fucking fucking have idk instrument is legos man play" single tell that the they thing time. to what "what you you you

howverychaotic

I really need to start reading the blog name because I thought I was having some sort of moment right there.

ororium-z

Happy Pride!

rootbeergoddess

Every pride, you must reblog this. No exceptions

thesaltofcarthage

I love that four different people on my feed scheduled this joyous person to reblog by 8am on June 1. I look forward to seeing this a dozen more times today.

ralzei1997

this feels like an early homestuck gag. like this is the type of weird object dave strider would ironically display, unopened

horsegirl-stalin

Chiquita released an advertisement which used AI and so many comments were saying they would never eat chiquita again, and like I don't care if you eat chiquita, to my knowledge there's no organized boycott against them (if there is feel free to add to my post) but if you would stop buying from a company due to their wrongdoings then why do you even buy Chiquita in the first place??? They literally funded the OVERTHROWING OF A GOVERNMENT, how can you be mad about AI but not about funding an actual coup??

horsegirl-stalin

lew-basnight

Yeah Chiquita used to be United Fruit, and that name used to mean a lot, it meant so much in fact that they changed it to Chiquita hoping everyone would forget who they were. Have you ever heard the phrase "banana republic?"

ahotknife

she kills me

entertaining-two

Actually I think Dan and Phil getting to finally make sex jokes is very good for this political climate. We don’t have enough healthy gay relationship icons in media candidly making sex jokes that they are serious about that get people to understand “hey these are two normal adults in a normal consenting relationship that actively have normal sex and can joke about it and not some fictional taboo thing from everyone’s fantasies.”