mortui vivos docent

The header image is my dumb lizard his name is bean and I love him so much

[weavemama]

[slimetony]

I sincerely cant remember the last time that staff rolled out a feature that improved this website in any way

[genjifap-deactivated20170826]

When they moved the reblog button to the bottom of posts

[slimetony]

Where was it before?

[catparazzi]

at the top we had to scroll all the way back up in order to reblog

[slimetony]

Wh

[slimetony]

What the fuck

[doomy]

people were so used to it that there were extensions to put it back

[theneolistickid]

Bats illuminated by lightning

[later0varies-deactivated2022022]

That’s about as Halloween as it gets….

[fruitshow]

Oooo bitch ain’t this THE MOOD!

[catscenter]

[communistbussy]

same energy

[communistbussy]

I forgot about this one too

[ruinedchildhood]

tumblr in a nutshell

[thorffour-deactivated20190920]

Before vs After Adoption

[source]

[monkeysaysficus]

[sheilikhal]

Truthfully the most precious thing I have ever had the privilege to repost.

[occultjackalope]

This makes my heart so happy. ❤️❤️❤️

[chance4choice]

We stan the original stan

[ledger-heath]

[libertarirynn-deactivated202006]

[takineko]

Lmao

[libertarirynn-deactivated202006]

IT GOT FUCKING FLAGGED I’M SCREAMING

[complete-trash-and-despair]

They’re fearing our resistance

[thebootydiaries]

i hate people who hold grudges .. i already apologoze to u …

[thebootydiaries]

[parenyzia]

lmao

tfw someone thinks a simple apology can make up for trauma

[thebootydiaries]

but i apologoze 😞😞😞😞

[pukicho]

You flirt and kiss and for what??? Sex?????! Love?????? Pathetic.

[aphuckingbeesechurger]

To level my charisma stat

[pukicho]

Ah a gamer, you may pass

[gotinstarblog-deactivated201512]

[half-black-phillip]

I’m so mad because this worked

[britney2007spears]

help me roger

[telanu]

Reblogging myself because

Originally posted by gifs-for-the-masses

[luthienebonyx]

Reblogging myself because… what was that? Five minutes?

O_O

[riskpig]

………my friend has made me curious

[maryburgers]

help me roger

[maryburgers]

Update: after I reblogged this someone messaged me offering me tickets to the sold out Hausu screening with a Q&A and autograph session with the director

[zombbeans]

These never work for me, but here’s to trying.

[strangenewclassrooms]

I don’t believe in these things

But last time I reblogged one ten/fifteen minutes later I got a call offering me a job

But I reblogged it because I was waiting on hearing back from the job. So there you go.

Roger is cute.

[sugared-violets]

Eh Roger is cute I might as well

[secondlina]

That fish is so happy it makes me happy.

[alivingfandoomreference]

I have no luck right now. Halp.

[galaxypokemon06]

Why does this have so many notes

[adoringhorrorborn]

because its not one of your posts.

[ana-logical]

Roger is precious to me.

[bob-belcher]

[johnnyjoestarrelatable]

me: i’m sure plenty of people burst into tears when someone is nice to them

my therapist: 

[luxwing]

Hey guys if tumblr tanks here where you can find me:

[pixeltheleopardgecko]

Fucking really?

[dicktouching]

it’s like the old “is this a lamp or a vagina” picture

[luxwing]

Oh my god you’re right

[miiriya]

How to open a bottle using the Scientific Method.

[mtkano-deactivated20210211]

Amazing

[highfunctioninggarbagefire]

Science always blows my mind.

[spintowin]

she’s out there making owl noises

[techtonicactivity]

who