#1 Liu Qingge apologist

svsss/tgcf/mdzs/bsd/jjk/naruto trans and in my 20s. he xe they. no minors, terfs, tories etc.

[unparalleledzucchini]

once again please join me as i crash out abt an anime with a white haired, doomed mentor figure and his emotional support emo bf.

#olruggio do you know you have 30 minutes?

[unparalleledzucchini]

Fool me three times, i’m an idiot or wtv

but honestly, if i had a nickel for every time one of these mfs turned into a tree…

[s1lentpine]

POV: Your horrible mentor is in a situationship with your older brother figure

[saturnisfilledwithbees]

“Put him on his knees give him something to believe in” has the exact same energy and depth of meaning as anything Hozier puts out on the regular but since it’s sung by Megan Thee Stallion no one takes it seriously. In this essay I will-

[omtai]

Man I miss free the nipple. Its getting warmer and we don’t even have free the nipple anymore

[gramarye]

feminism has backslid so hard in recent years people don't even know what free the nipple means anymore

[depsidase]

[displeasedwolf]

this is the vibe i bring to the party actually

[detectivehole]

unless its egregious, i'm not embarrassed to be fooled by ai. "oh i got lied to via something made by the Lying Machine the machine we made to Lie really well" like it's gonna happen it's no egg on your face. just be chill about it

[detectivehole]

don't get me wrong. it's always devastating always humbling. no one wants to fall for the lying machine it just sounds bad. but you can't dwell

[overfalls]

donghua gets points from me because this is such an unbelievably cunt way to introduce your protagonist

[bat-incooking-school]

Out of all of the donghua's problems, a lack of aura is never one of them

[allpiesforourown]

Shen Yuan voice why does the system put quotation marks around the word "man" when it references me

[unparalleledzucchini]

This is a beautiful hc bc it could go one of two ways:

1 either so deep in denial that everyone but him can see it (ie. his feelings for binghe)

2 “Binghe is the PROTAGONIST. He CAN’T be GAY. The PLOT wouldn’t WORK. I must therefore drink this tea of the heavenly peony. To SAVE Binghe from being GAY. SHUT UP AEROPLANE”

3 the real ones know it’s both (and he somehow makes it ever gayer)

[cryptotheism]

Adam: Your older brother. Abel. He's dead.

Adams third child, Seth: What is that?

Adam: I don't know. This is new for me too.

[cryptotheism]

Eve: I think "dead" is what happens to dinnerbeasts.

Seth:

Eve: We might have to dinner him.

[heartseeker]

me immediately after hanging out with someone: was i Weird and Cringe. do i need to be imprisoned

[tall]

[confuzing]

SVSSS demon SY and human LBH role reversal AU where the cultivation world is in shock after Su Xiyan leaves Huan Hua Palace in disgrace. They say she got in a physical fight with the Old Palace Master!! Surely she's too wild and unfilial to be a-

Oh Cang Qiong Mountain Sect took her in? Huh. Well it's their own fault if she betrays them later!

Su Xiyan gets taken in by the Qing Jing Peak Lord and quickly made Head Disciple and the news that she also had a baby not long after arriving is kept mostly under wraps though not within the sect. Everyone loves baby Binghe! (Don't ask who his father is or Su Xiyan will Kill You)

When the Qing generation becomes Peak Lords everyone knows Su Xiyan is more or less running things. Yue Qingyuan is a powerful cultivator, but everyone knows he's never recovered fully from losing his childhood sweetheart at a young age.

(Zhangmen-shixiong does alright really, Su Xiyan is just helping him with those pesky public appearances he hates.)

Everything's going really well actually. Even the demons have been pretty quiet since around the time Su Xiyan left HHP. The Old Palace Master thinks the Demon Emperor is up to something, but everyone in the know knows that Tianlang Jun fell in love with some rogue cultivator and whisked them away to the demon realm.

The Demon Emperor is thoroughly smitten, the rumors say, and his spouse is a terrible cruel person who fits in perfectly with the demon court. They even have children, unfortunately extending the line of Heavenly Demons even more.

So anyway eventually 13 year old Su Binghe wanders away from camp- he's accompanying his mother on a diplomatic visit - and stumbles into the prettiest boy he's ever seen playing guqin for a gigantic snake in the nearby woods. The snake nearly eats him before the boy stops it.

"Are you alright?" The boy asks once he convinced his 'cousin' to let Binghe go.

"You're so pretty!" Su Binghe said, ignoring his injuries. "I'm Su Binghe, what's your name?"

The boy laughs at him, but then tells him. "I'm Shen Yuan."

[cordia1ly]

she’s drawing fanarts for her gf’s fanfics

[despazito]

I don't have time for tumblr discourse they're calling the very hungry caterpillar degenerate art over on twitter

[despazito]

good art is when something looks like real life, the more real it looks the more better the art. abstracted figures give my trad children nightmares, one time they were exposed to cubism and couldn't go outside for a week

[draculasstrawhat]

Huh fascinating, I wonder what the fash have against Eric Carle? I wonder what he might have said about his life, and influences, and early experiences that makes them say he’s part of an ‘insalubrious culture’?

Carle's 'Blue Horse' teaches kids to think outside the box

Franz Marc (1880-1916) was a German painter and printmaker, one of the key figures of the German Expressionist movement.

[unparalleledzucchini]

the wild thing about mxtx is if you asked past me to guess which main couple nearly bang in a coffin i would’ve immediately guessed wangxian and been wrong twice over. keep us on our toes queen.

[cryptotheism]

The term "book of the dead" doesnt really give you perspective to how big a lot of Egyptian funerary texts are.

Imhoteps book of the Dead is 64 feet long.

[somethingusefulfromflorida]

Okay, but a lot of books would be that long if you laid the pages out

[nsomniacsdream]

the average printed page is 6 inches wide. so if a book is 128 pages, its 64 ft long. I dont think I own a book with fewer than 128 pages.

[cryptotheism]

It's honestly not that impressive at all. Fuck Imhotep and his pathetic short book.