✨️🕯The God That Heroin Prays To🕯✨️

Soft where it matters, wild where it counts. Preaching the gospel of Hozier, one unholy reblog at a time.

[unrealunearthling]

🕯️✨ Welcome to the spiral ✨🕯️

@unrealunearthling

Hiya☺️, I’m Evie, and this blog is my unhinged devotion to the music, mythology, magic, and emotional destruction that is Andrew John Hozier-Byrne.

If you're here, you probably also:

• feel personally attacked by "the memory hurts but does me no harm" (um yes tf it does😭🖤)

• say "this is ruining me" like it's a compliment

• and would, without hesitation, follow that man into the woods, no questions asked

Welcome home. May your tea be hot, your soul slightly haunted, and your playlists devastating in the best of ways.✨️🖤

🕯️✨ About Me

• Name: Evangeline (Evie is fine☺️🖤)

• 25 years old

• Pansexual & Polyamorous

• My vibe: kind-hearted menace meets liminal forest slut

• Emotional support songs: “First Light,” “De Selby Pt. 1,” “Unknown / Nth,” “Sedated,” “Cherry Wine,” “Francesca” (subject to change every 4 minutes)

This blog is:

80% romanticized suffering

20% screaming “LOOK AT HIM” like it’s breaking news

bonus unholy thoughts anytime he grits his teeth or giggles

📭 Ask box = OPEN

Fic requests always open. Mental stability optional.

📍@unrealunearthing on insta

📍@evie_from_eden on twitter

If you love lyrical poetry that ruins you in a hot way and Irish men who look like they were sculpted by grief and rain, you're exactly where you’re meant to be.😌🖤

[yourdarklordmelkor]

Arsonists lullaby - Hozier

[molzysketch]

current fav

[frogitivity]

Welcome to Build-a-Frog!

Click here to enter

[we-willbe-thin]

gUyS please click the link you won’t regret it

[cassiesinsanity]

Its been so long since Build-a-Frog came across my dash. I needed them today :)

[mea-laetitia]

im sobbing omg

[noodles-07]

Please do build a frog its very nice

[yarnaddiction]

This was my first build a frog experience! And IT WAS SO LOVELY!

[lesbianshepard]

my fave greek history story to tell is that of agnodice. like she noticed that women were dying a lot during childbirth so she went to egypt to study medicine in alexandria and was really fucking good but b/c it was illegal for women to be doctors in athens she had to pretend to be a man. and then the other doctors noticed that she was 10x better than them and accused her of seducing and sleeping with the women patients. like they brought her to court for this. and she just looked at them and these charges and stripped in front of everyone like “yeah. im not fucking your wives” and then they got so mad that a woman was better at their jobs then them that they tried to execute her but all her patients came to court and were like “are you fucking serious? she is the reason you have living children and a wife.” so they were shamed into changing the law and that is how women were given the right to practice medicine in athens

[autieblesam-deactivated20190506]

Yeah, this isn’t some Greek myth story about a hero or demigod or something, Agnodice was a real person who actually did this.

[batshua]

So, basically a badass…

[taketwo-moth]

Yes

@relevant-wikipedia-articles

[relevant-wikipedia-articles]

Agnodice - Wikipedia

[kosmogrl]

[qalbtalk-deactivated20231105]

“…use things to have good days.”

[narcissistcookbook]

the loading screen trying to convince me to use even one of my 3000 consumables

[smooththegoofyshark]

🌻🌼🌷🌸🏵️🌹🌺💐🍀

Some flowers for anyone not feeling their best today

[jupitersmusings]

good things will happen 🧿

things that are meant to be will fall into place 🧿

[overlord-fire-bubble]

THIS ONE FUCKING WORKS. REBLOG IT.

[tiny-kt]

this for real fucking works

[lifemod17]

Me as soon as Hozier's deep voice hits my ears with that "steady yourself":

[beepbeep-trashmouth]

Yk what hozier, sure

[unrealunearthling]

me today: ☠️

Feeling like this guy right here.

I’m sick, which means you all already know what’s coming… unhinged, fever-dream Hozier fanfiction is about to spill onto your dash. Buckle up, babes. Lmao.

[effervescent-fool]

📸 artziety

Hozier at Hersheypark Stadium on September 19, 2025

[unrealunearthling]

My gods🫠 These pictures... this mannnn😭🖤✨️

[json-derulo]

“she blows out of nowhere, a roman candle of the wild / laughing her way through my feeble disguise” is such a drop-dead gorgeous line that you’d be tempted to assume it came from william shakespeare or something. nope. the same mind that brought you “quiet silica gel, can’t you see i’m starving”

[unrealunearthling]

I'm just gonna leave this here🫠🖤🖤

[helvarcult]

he’s too gracious to call out the shit they pulled on him, so i’ll do it instead: fuck genocide apologist bbc, fascist colonial land thieves. and free palestine.

[hyzensflowershop]

Oh to save someone, call them 'baby', and run my hands through their hair. Perhaps even know them crazy, soothe them daily and not care. It would actually be awesome if we stole a Lexus, played detectives and rode around picking up clues. Heck, we could even name our children Jackie and Wilson and raise them on rhythm and blues.

[thebeesareback]

Hozier at Reading Festival. Bad quality, but unedited

[unrealunearthling]

So ashamed of BBC for going out of their way to essentially hide him. Their silence speaks volumes. Smh.