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[reallybadblackoutpoems]

the canterbury tales (c. 1400) - geoffrey chaucer

“hot wench summer”

[delirious--mistakes]

[silentwalrus1]

[spirit-of-science]

[urbanfantasyinspiration]

Every day we stray further from God

[silent-calling]

Yeah and nearer pussy

[brainstatic]

Jurassic World did the Avatar thing where it made a gajillion dollars and left no cultural footprint whatsoever. Name your favorite Jurassic World character. What was your favorite line. It evaporated despite everyone seeing it.

[emptyjunior]

WRONG fav character was the extra that ran away from the pterodactyls with two margheritas in hand

[ssskeletonsoffun]

[thatsoneforamerica]

Gotta do everything myself around here

[otterology]

So, I went into this guy’s Wikipedia page, because he looked familiar. And there’s this big “Controversies” section, so I was preparing myself to read that even the margaritas/pterodactyls guy has sexually assaulted someone. But it turns out that he hasn’t. However, he:

- Has been sued for copyright infringement for a ‘blasphemous’ musical rendition of a monologue from the 1950s

- He was on a plane with U2′s Bono and his family, and the plane was shot by the Jamaican police, who believed they were smuggling marijuana. He wrote a song about the incident.

- He’s actually a singer, and his better known song in called MARGARITAVILLE. He also owns the Margaritaville Cafe restaurant chain. And has licensed Margaritaville Tequila, Margaritaville Footwear, and a Margaritaville Foods. He owns the Margaritaville Casino, has released a “Margaritaville Online” game, and he wrote and starred in a musical called “Escape to Margaritaville”

- He also wrote a song called “Math Suks”, which was condemned by the US National Council of Teachers of Mathematics for its alleged negative effect on children’s education. 

- He was thrown out of a basketball game he was watching for using blasphemous language in front of kids.

- And he was detained by French customs for allegedly carrying over 100 pills of ecstasy. Although he was released after paying a fine, and, according to him, the pills were a B-vitamin supplement.

So, yeah, that was refreshing controversies section-wise, but now I don’t know what to do with all that information.

[backyardbob01]

Maybe its my age, but i’m a little concerned that the fact he is a singer and wrote Margaritaville wasn’t prior knowledge and is considered a controversy

[steelblaidd]

☝️

Beach, booze, Buffett.

[alexseanchai]

Jimmy Buffett plays the margarita guy in Jurassic World because his most famous song is “Margaritaville” and this is therefore hilarious, I thought

[kvothe-kingkiller]

absolutely obsessed with jimmy buffett being called “this guy”

[officiallordvetinari]

Love the suggestion that the song and brand Margarativille are mentioned in passing on the Wikipedia page for uncredited Jurassic World extra Jimmy Buffett

[kakfa]

July 27, 1914: Kafka struggles to eat a peach

Ate rice à la Trautmannsdorf and a peach. A man drinking wine watched my attempts to cut the unripe little peach with my knife. I couldn’t. Stricken with shame under the old man’s eyes, I let the peach go completely and ten times leafed through Die Fliegenden Blätter. I waited to see if he wouldn’t at last turn away. Finally I collected all my strength and in defiance of him bit into the completely juiceless and expensive peach. 

[baece]

its been 105 years since kafka ate this terrible peach

[interestinggin]

its been 106 years since kafka ate this terrible peach

[babyfoxcollectionthings]

[kestrel-tree]

Well someone displeased the sky gods didn’t they

[augustdementhe]

My first thought was someone pleased the sky gods, because this is a SHOW. 

[madmaudlingoes]

That’s the problem with gods; their pleasure and their wrath often look the same.

[talesfromgringolandia]

That’s the problem with gods; their pleasure and their wrath often look the same.

why is this fire quote from a tumblr post

[msmintgreen]

So, I had a thought that wondered if Yami  just kept cutting Dante in half if he’d just keep growing and then I remembered Long cat and thus Longte™ was born

[loyaldis]

Petition to let Henry join the pretty boy club.

[tieukhannh]

Clover Tea: Local Duo (4)

The light: Morgen and Patri

I always want to draw them together, both being the younger twins, have pony tail and light magic. I know it's only May but this scenario came to me as a vision so... Merry Summer 🎄

[iluvluvnutella]

Black Clover Chapter 293: Smash Injustice

Feel free to repost but pls don't remove my watermark

[nachtfaust]

[pin-yao]

[professionalfangirllife]

Magna is really a guy who never gives up which is why it's so amazing to watch his growth throughtout the entire story!!!

[valtoswife]

[worldtreeason]

Man, we don't have translations yet but from the looks of it Tabata really went "Oh, remember Zora? Yeah he's actually the biggest magic nerd." And honestly, I'm down for it, that just makes him more lovable

[over-world]

[over-world]

[the-black-bulls]

Magna: ZORA, WAKE UP!

Zora: I’m not sleeping, I’m dead. Leave flowers and get out.