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we're not kids anymore.
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occasionally subtle
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@unseencatalyst
$50,000 immediately dropped into my bank account wouldn't improve EVERYTHING but boy it sure would be a grand, sexy little start to a good, happy life path, don't you think
Reblog for unexpected $$$ dropping into your Bank account.
uhh did i forget how time works or was the first post in december 2018 and the second in august 2018
Reblog for time travelling $$$ dropping into your Bank account.
The Beast that Bothers
In case anyone is having a bad night
(The best of this post and its reblogs, but with links that work)
Here is a website where you can scroll down to all the different levels of the ocean
Here is a website where you can see the future of the universe
Here is a website where you can press a ‘make everything okay’ button, over and over, until things really are okay
Here is a website that you can read if you feel like a burden
Here is a website where you can look at strobe illusions (TW strobe/flashing)
Here is a website where you can cut stuff up (TW blood/sh)
Here and here are websites where you can play with sand
Here is a website where you can draw with macaroni and other fun foods
Here is a website where you can paint someone’s nails
Here is a website where you can grow a garden with emojis
Here is a website with hundreds of videos of people hugging you (rightfully dubbed ‘the nicest place on the internet’ because it really is, y’all, it made me cry)
Here is a website that will take you to other useless websites
Here is a website where you can make a tiny cat play bongo drums (and other instruments!)
Here is a website to help give you gentle reminders <3
Here is a website where you can grow a tiny farm
Here is a website where you can take a bunch of scientific personality tests
Here is a website of calm rain noise
Take a breath. It’s going to be okay, I promise.
I fear a fresh wave of the plague
Update from twitter
i want to explain to people- the lower bit is accurate you probably pay way more in taxes/rent then a medieval peasants well as have less time off of work
I know someone else has commented this over the past three years but fuck it I have to say it, you only have 'less time off of work' because people do not consider the other forms of required labor 'work' in the modern era, because of the labor saving devices we now have.
Actually no now that I think of it there's another issue in the upper left so we'll START with that and then go on to 'work'. The thing left unmentioned was Serfdom. You didn't own your hovel. If you lived on land and were not a craftsman you were more like than not to be a Serf, which meant you were property and owned by your lord. You built a house? Well, it was on the Lord's land, and that means it's the Lord's house.
But the first part, oh the first part. Let's take an element we generally don't think about. Laundry. Simple chore, throw it in the washer and walk away right, let it run for an hour and move it to the dryer?
No. No washer. No dryer. You're soaking your clothes, scrubbing them with your bare hands, smacking them against things. Your whole single load may take an hour, but that's for one basket. The more clothes you have, the longer it takes, and then you have to set it all out to dry. That's a solid hour of actual work.
Same with cooking. Cleaning. Repairing clothing. House maintenance. keeping the grass cut down. Shoveling snow. Nobody's doing ANY of these things for you. You 'Labored' your job for less time, but every other element of survival was a fucking nightmare, so your actual FREE time was so much less. And yeah, somebody would be singing or playing a musical instrument... to keep you entertained and your mind busy while DOING all that labor. No books, no movies, no mobility (Serf, remember? Can't leave the farm ever!) You paid a tithe to the lord AND a tithe to the church! and what remained?
Was the food you generally ATE TO SURVIVE. Cause that's what you were growing in the first place, your own meals!
Guys, seriously, stop romanticising the 13th fucking century. It wasn't that good!
I was forcibly given three plants to take care of because family was worried I wasn't getting enough sunlight between jobs and having the bare minimum of motivation to get up and Do Things that normal people do.
My inner people pleaser wouldn't let me refuse so now I have plants hanging in my bedroom window as demanded.
Plants, it turns out, are needy little fuckers. They need sunlight, cool, but too much they die, to little they die, same with watering.
Surely had they been dumped on me without purpose I could've just left them outside to fend for themselves, but alas the Plant Social Services (Uncle) likes to ask about them and I would hate to be known as a liar on top of a neglectful plant killer.
So they get a scheduled window and watering time. Which in turn has been terribly helpful with breaking me of just shuffling throughout the week like a sad slug, rinse and repeat.
Plants can just decide they in fact hate living and want less or more of The Sun and will make it your problem.
So, being chronically forgetful, I have their care scheduled on my calendar app, being forgetful also means I cheak it more then needed ( and for other unrelated things) and I got to the point I'm like, 'well, its not time yet to water the pothos, oh damn I haven't drank anything today.'
Its been a few weeks ands they're still alive and a healthy green.
The worst part about all this is, I have been feeling better.
I did in fact need the sunlight coming inside from the window and the constant reminder to get some water.
I am no better then a plant.
You should get a plant.
Happy birthday to AO3 🎂🎉
When I opened tumblr this morning:
Is that…… them
YALL THERES MORE TO THE SERIES
Like a new friend!
You’re not depressed. You just need $250,000 in your bank account.
Reblog to materialize $250,000 in prev's bank account
i dont get offended at white people jokes even though im white because:
i can recognize white people as a whole have systemically oppressed POC in america, which is where i live
most people when they make white people jokes only mean the shitty white people and i am not a shitty white person
im not a pissbaby
my white friends that have reblogged this give me life
4. Sometimes I am a shitty white person and the jokes remind me to FUCKIN STOP
If ur white and like this post I fux with u
^absolutely
5. It’s hard to be offended when white people jokes involve bland food/tourist dads in socks and sandals/white girls in yoga pants obsessed with pumpkin spice/suburban PTA moms and other harmless and mostly true stereotypes while jokes about POC involve them being called thugs/criminals/slurs/uneducated/illegal immigrants.
i fucks with u heavy if ur white and you reblog this
good things will happen 🧿
things that are meant to be will fall into place 🧿
THIS ONE FUCKING WORKS. REBLOG IT.
this for real fucking works
Apparently this one fuckin works, and who am I to argue with the collective agreement of tumblr. Will report back if good things happen.
Ever since i was a little girl i knew i never wanted to be pregnant
Been hearing this is a problem again. Don't be a dick in bookmarks, folks. And yes while I made this image, I'm giving free reign. Take it. Spread it far and wide. Because I'm hearing that some readers don't know that their bookmarks are visible.
*Scrolls past*
*reluctant sigh*
*scrolls back up*
*rebogs*
Cannot emphasize this enough, do not sign for a loan with someone you're dating. That shit is already used for so much abuse within marriages but to be financially attached to someone you're not even married to will cause you nothing but problems. Don't do it
Dont co sign for that car your boyfriend of one year wants. Do not take out a joint loan with that person who only just moved on with. And for the love of God do not sign for a mortgage with someone you would not legally attach yourself to in the eyes of the state. That person now can wreck your credit and has unbelievable control over your ability to get loans and housing going forward. Don't fucking do it
There's no self cruelty like enjoying a food that's been the only source of joy for months only for ONE bad thing, one bad textured moment to happen when eating and now my body rejects anything to do with it like a dog that been betrayed with a car ride to the vet.
