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21| Soon-to-Be Master Crocheter| GA

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[chemtrailguy]

actually ive decided im for the mandated inclusion of tags like this on meat so I can judge the health and character of the animal before I decide whether it is worthy of being consumed by me

[chemtrailguy]

example:

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[porterr-robinson]

[catlips001]

Donald: “Phew. The snow storm can’t get us here..

A- ”

[thefactsofthematter]

donald the snow storm watch out oh god oh fuck he’s got airpods in he can’t hear us

[rapid-artwork]

Movie Pitch

A strict all girls boarding school is across a river from a strict all boys boarding school.

Boys and girls are forbidden from fraternizing, but they find sneaky ways to form friendships and even date. I assume there is heavily monitored internet and phones are for emergencies only so they have to resort to more unconventional methods of communication. (Messages in bottles, a system of mirrors, writing on chalkboards and putting them in the windows ect.ect.)

Until one day a shy boy at the boys boarding school tells his best friend (and the leader of a resident well meaning boys gang) that he actually feels more like a girl.

The gang leader contacts the leader of a girl gang across the river and they begin to plan an overly elobrate heist to smuggle the shy trans girl across the river in exchange for a chill tomboy and the two will assume each other’s lives until they graduate.

Hijinks ensue as they pull a ‘Great-Esacpe’ style mission to avoid detection from the overly strict headmasters and an overly passionate team of campus security guards.

Friendships are tested, there is lots of home-alone style logic to outsmart the adults, and there is romantic tension between the leaders of the gangs as they put aside their differences to help their two friends find a place to be themselves. It is light-hearted in tone but is also over the top and everyone plays it way too serious to the point of comedy. The two kids swapping places have classic “parent trap” style hijinks pretending to be the other person and avoid detection.

Think “kids next door” + “recess” but shot like a heist movie.

Add a funny character actor as a dopey but well meaning janitor and you got a stew going.

[sleephawhoneedsit]

As a parent of two young impressionable children I 100% would take them to see this movie.

[babyanimalgifs]

wait for a surprise

[imactuallytrying]

I gasped!!!

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are u kidding me 

[stagsprite]

So I’ve been watching Sailor Moon Crystal and it’s really good but this is all I can think of when I watch it, so I had to draw it (Just traced over the “wild pack of lesbians” meme with Tuxedo Mask and the Sailors)

[q8sstuff]

“Protected by Jupiter, the planet of thunder, Guardian of Protection, Sailor Jupiter! I’ll make you feel so much regret, it’ll leave you numb!”

Happy birthday, Makoto Kino/Sailor Jupiter! (12.05.18)

[animepopheart]

★ sizh | 1 * 2 * 3 * 4 * 5 ☆ ✔ republished w/permission

[misshotaru]

Artist:  torisipes on redbubble

And: 

[rainingcats]

Always in the end, comes hope and rebirth.

Sailor Scout tarots are finally!!!!! done! These were very fun to make! I hope you all like them too. 

I will have these at Fanime table 1202 and Anime Expo table A09/A10!

I will also have these in my online store in mid/end of July. 

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reblog party pikachu on this monday night and you will find unexpected joy

[thoodleoo]

roman astrology is so good y’all. like forget about telling you if youre an aries or a capricorn or whatever, a roman astrologer can take one look at your star chart and let you know if youre a bottom

[elidaddyy]

x

[always-make-it-gayer]

no offense but this is a cinematic masterpiece

[themarinecathedral]

michiru + swimsuits

[0l0x]

2018 Grinch has no edge. He’s got no bite. He’s not even that much of an asshole. He’s just a sassy gay furry with unusually nice teeth despite his famous theme song declaring otherwise.

1966 Grinch? Now that was a mean, scary bastard. He was a crusty old fuck who hated society so much that he only came off his shitty frozen mountain to commit crimes and terrorism out of spite.

Bennyhoo Cumberland Grinch comes down from his mountain to buy groceries.

You can round the edges off a character to make them more “relatable” or whatever, but you also run the risk of losing what defined them in the first place. The end result is bland and generic.

2018 Grinch is a reflection of modern society’s rejection of real character flaws in the interest of being “unproblematic” and in this essay i will

[lovinglystar]

What was your opinion on the Jim Carrey grinch?

[cottagesmasher]

Jim Carrey Grinch said bitch, ate glass and threw a whole child in the garbage. He is an absolute champ and the only rightful heir to the throne.

[zodiacqueenn]

Type of head the signs give

Aries: slow and seductive

Taurus: aggressive and intensely

Gemini: doesn’t

Cancer: Slow and for 2 seconds

Leo: Hours and sloppy

Virgo: Meh rarely ever lazy head

Libra: Passive aggressive type of I hate this head

Scorpio: Surprise and intense. The best

Sagittarius: Only gets it and doesn’t give it

Capricorn: Hours and notorious for it

Aquarius:Best in the game. Better than the sex game.

Pisces: doesn’t like sex very much so nothing none. Zero! Zilch.