Uptighthippy

please give me your heart

[ultrafacts]

[bestnatesmithever]

What if it bites me and it dies?

[finalellipsis-deactivated201807]

that means you’re poisonous. jesus christ, nate, learn to read.

[babblingfishes]

What if it bites itself and I die?

[william-petrisous-and-other-blo]

It’s voodoo.

[the-ordinary-nerd]

What if it bites me and someone else dies?

[tpt-moved]

That’s correlation, not causation.

[pizzadut]

what if we bite each other and neither of us die

[demonsinsuits]

that’s kinky

[pizzadut]

oh my god

[the-last-snow-elf]

this is still my favorite text post collaboration ever

[takineko]

I haven’t seen this post in like 3 years

[hman]

“…Trump’s star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame was destroyed early Wednesday morning in what looks to be a Tinseltown first.”

[dinomoder]

Blessed Image

[kimidakewooooo]

reblog in less than 30 seconds for good luck

[timbllr]

[sensitiveblackperson-deactivate]

[robmyheart]

SHE DID THAT

[thejoeboard-deactivated20181230]

me at the family dinner, sometime in 2036

[ofallthehappy-deactivated202004]

View this post on Instagram

[barbie-cock]

this is a very very good video

[dumdolly]

omfg this video made me the happiest i have been in a while

[aestheticacadema]

goal for 2017: to stop getting attached so easily lol

[adventurecomics]

[mitten]

[narnia]

Las Vegas, Nevada

[just-shower-thoughts]

it’s weird how you can actually feel it in your chest and stomach when something really hurts your feelings.

[joel]

[mitten]

[alicentrism]

have you ever been over a person but not over what they did to you?

[woarm]

“can i see you again” is such a sweet thing to say

[fruitsaladchewits-deactivated20]

[typhlonectes]

[aspooktacularhalloween]