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I only come here to write unhinged shit like wow I can’t believe I’m fixated on the way one m*n used to sp*t on my p*ssy
your bed is probably as happy to see you as you are to see it. ‘here comes the warmth slab’ it thinks
wrong it thinks “god hope this dipshit doesnt spill beans all over me again who tf eats beans in bed”
stop reblogging this new year new me i havent spilled beans in bed ONCE this year
uh oh
It gets funnier the earlier in the year you reblog it
Absolute Kylie Sonique Love stan she is everything to me
BIMINI BON-BOULASH | RPDR UK S2
I want to change the world and I want to keep pushing to celebrate weirdness, celebrate queerness, celebrate everything that makes you different.
WHY TF do my brain be like everyone hate you over the smallest things but then no one responds to my texts exactly when my brain is doing this and it make it worse
someone: prohibition in the united states was largely ineffective, cost millions, tried to force a religious belief on the entire country, only ever resulted in the increase in consumption of alcohol, as well as the increase in police violence, and ultimately failed
people: okay yeah that’s true
someone: the war on drugs is the exact same thing except this time because of the militarization of the police and private prison interests, is much, much more deadly and specifically exists to justify and widely reinstate slavery within the united states
people: what? but drugs are #bad, and we can’t let people use them. obviously this is the only way to deal with this situation
come in my face just not in my hair
Responding to a pandemic in the world’s wealthiest and most powerful nation:
PLEASE TELL ME WHAT YOU’RE APOLOGIZING FOR BECAUSE I’M COMPLETELY CONFUSED
The RNA vaccines approved for COVID-19 in the US both need to be distributed at extremely low temperatures. Like 40F lower than any other mass-distributed medicine.
It turns out the Dippin Dots company runs the only nationwide supply chain that’s ever operated at those temperatures. So all these big serious health orgs are consulting the expertise of, and even exploring renting equipment from, The Ice Cream of the Future™️.
WODJSKXNSIJXSKD
I beg your pardon
I want to write. I have ideas. I open document. I type four of the worst sentences ever created in the english language. I daydream the rest of the scene. I close document.
my mom telling my distant relatives about me
Ugh yeah I’m « responsible » for myself but at what cost
Can’t believe Jane Austen wrote Pride and Prejudice in the 2000s
And in 2015 Emily Brontë released literary clsssic Wuthering Heights
Thank God someone paved the way for them…
if you think jk was the first woman author, you don’t actually care about women authors.
Mary Shelley didnt fuck on her parents graves for this level of disrespect
Murasaki Shikibu didn’t invent the novel for this.
Christine de Pizan did not sit down at her desk and write The Book of the City of Ladies, advocating for women’s education and finding value in women of all social classes and backgrounds, in 1405 for this.
🎶SHAHARIZADE HAD A THOUSAND TALES🎶
This……….isn’t even true in 20th century fantasy or childrens books? Pierce, Lackey, Applegate, McCaffrey, Bradley, Butler, whomst?
Casual reminder that
a woman was the first known author/poet in 2300BC - Enheduanna
the first novel in recorded history was written by a woman in 1010AD - Murasaki Shikibu
the earliest example of science fiction was written by a woman in 1666 - Margaret Cavendish
horror science fiction was popularised by a teenage girl in 1818 - Mary Shelley
a Scotswoman expanded childrens’ stories from moralising tales into anarchic adventures in the mid 1800s, well before it became popular in the early 20th century - Catherine Sinclair
the masked/costumed hero archetype that inspired Batman and Zorro was created by a woman in 1905 - Baroness Emma Orczy
And while she is problematic as all get out, we all know who is to blame for popularising Boarding School fiction (which is a huge inspiration of She Who Must Not Be Named) from the 1930s onwards - Enid Blyton
And do I even need to mention what a badass pioneer Ursula Le Guin was for women author in the fantasy/sci-fi genre?
Not to mention Agatha Christie is literally second only to Shakespeare in terms of works sold – 4 billion compared to JKR’s paltry 500 million
college is catered towards the able bodied and able minded. school applauds people who can stay up all night, skip meals, and work endlessly. that kind of extreme contribution is expected. why are disabled people being squeezed out of academic institutions? why should I feel inferior because of some arbitrary and ridiculous standard?
The undying truth.
Not to mention, every college campus Ive ever been on is MADE of stairs and hills.
I tried to talk to one of my college professors about my ADHD once and he literally stopped me and said if I couldn’t handle it I shouldn’t be there
Read the book Academic Ableism on this subject. It’s an excellent read and I genuinely think about it all the time still even though I read it a couple years ago.
Not me taking benzos with chamomile tea and pretending the tea is making me serene
Anyways someone prevent me from rewatching fleabag and hurting my heart
physically im not here but mentally yeah im not here either
Every single time I think about how I DESTROYED my romantic feelings/relationships for/with people I feel like shit because 1) I was a dick and it was my fault but 2) I did it out of fear because I was in a relationship w an abusive piece of shit and a woman who destroyed my heart back to back and honestly couldn’t take it. I would feel one (1) romantic thing and either kill it with fire even if it felt good or let it play out and eventually crush that person because I wasn’t ready to accept any kind of romantic love. For four years I ruined anything romantic in close proximity because I know if I went through that again it would literally kill me this time and last time was close enough.
Idk why I’m writing this. It’s 4:25am now and I can’t sleep because I’m thinking about what a dick I was and how I should have communicated or given people a chance or something. And I’m like. Really happy in a HEALTHY relationship with someone who lives in the same city as me for the first time maybe ever. Emotional inventory makes me feel fucked up.