Meat Beaters Anonymous

Waddup, I'm Denver I'm 25 and I never fuckin' learned how to love. Personal: summer-king90210.tumblr.com

[girlmostlikely]

When my mercy prevails over my wrath

[waterboarding-deactivated201705]

I feel bad when I watch Alice in Wonderland because this poor little girl is lost and this rude ass atheist caterpillar keeps vaping in her face… poor kid

[pics-that-make-you-go-hmm]

[killrockstar]

crossfaded.

[kosmogrl]

[pjharvey-moved-deactivated20250]

literally no one knows how to be fans of musicians in a respectful, non-intrusive way anymore, except for my mutuals, who are trying to convince 82 year old bob dylan that he is nonbinary

[suigintou]

wikipedia editors are like if redditors were monks

[dogpuppy]

[evilwizard]

welcome to my new app, UberFeats. i will send heroes to your house to commit great Feats of strength and cunning

[meow-minola]

Will they do my dishes?

[evilwizard]

they will Slay your dishes

[krakoansam]

What about the laundry?

[evilwizard]

they will Slay your laundry

[terri-theslime13]

what about the minotaur harassing my cows

[evilwizard]

they will Have Sex with the minotaur

[half-gobbled-piece-of-toast]

“I ain’t reading all that” your brain is rotting and shrinking

[robertdeniro]

i've read enough

[kosmogrl]

[junk-thunder]

[deeply concerned] whose pussy is this?

[teaboot]

Im about to be the greatest mall cop the world has ever seen

[ibuildblasters]

consider

[ryebreadgf]

[semitaconcafe]

[segamascott]

[dogtoenail]

[serial-unaliver-deactivated2024]

realistic coworker conversation