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Trolling my biologist D&D player by sending the party on a quest to prevent the destruction of a mystical seal, and when they finally get there it quickly becomes clear that I'm actually describing a walrus.

#as a biologist dnd player... don't you fucking dare prev

beardedmrbean

Periscope up

birds-in-posts

Green heron (Butorides virescens)

flareonfloof

birds have secret bones we're not allowed to know about

#...horrifying thank you

davinosradcnihtroyce

I actually don't want Azune to be secretly related to a Sundered House or be lost royalty or whatever.

Royalty isn't special and the divine blood of kings is a lie, they are just descendants of the people who were nasty enough to hold onto power. The Sundered Houses aren't special and worthy of power above all others, either. It's all a lie enforced with violence, Primus being exhibit A.

Azune is something else, I think, outside that power structure. Something perhaps supressed by the Shapers in the same way that whatever gave Teor and Cyd their Paladin gifts seems to be unknown and parts of the Old Path lore have been lost.

Yes, Azune is very much using the Einfasen's belief in their inherited superiority against them, which is extremely valid of him.

No, this doesn't make him Anastasia.

#critical role #my two cents: I don't think he's related to any of the existing sundered houses by any stretch.#It's draconic whatever it is and that's not any existing power. I think there was some sort of dead or extinct bloodline?#Either way I look forward to Luis playing Azune reckoning with it

lonelyroommp3

and so javert you see it’s true this man bears no more guilt than you. who am i?

#THE STARS ALIGN #the only good football joke actually

parkchanwoohoo

I'm fucking weeping rn

#the audio abomination collection #well it's a video but the sound is the important thing #and yeah if you're not prepared enough this is what trombone playing feels like. source: played the trombone for ten years

seolihexagon

"ooh i wonder what happens in the locked tomb" i say before i read the locked tomb

"ooh i wonder what happens in the locked tomb" i say after having read the locked tomb

#the locked tomb #tlt #so I started reading tlt today... finally got round to it #really enjoying it so far. I like necromancy and I like space and I like lesbians so this is very up my street

spin-the-wheel-polls

You are an adventurer in a generic fantasy world and you use this weapon!

Do you like it?

YES!!!!!

yes

Eh it's okay

No

NO!!!!!!!

Remaining time: 21 hours 21 minutes

#a trident. absolutely the fuck not #in WHAT world would I be any use with that? That is NOT a fast weapon.

54prowl

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sforzzz

copper ii sulfate has no reason to be this blue. this shade of blue looks like it should only be a digital invention

rabbitindisguise

forbidden blue raspberry candy

#copper ii sulfate my BELOVED

nongunktional

ive never wanted to send a death threat over a game before

nongunktional

tautological wordle answer

nongunktional

minovskyy

posts that make you open wordle

minovskyy

chryza

Oh boy better go try today’s wordle

chryza

WHAT THE FUCK

chryza

#EXCUSE ME WHAT #okay so apparently this is about YESTERDAY'S wordle and I only got this post this morning #but todays one was annoying too

holy-leapin-splits-batman

froztox23

@ahandfullofbees

#there's something inherently absurd about this

darrenpillowscriss

This is some horror movie shit

#how did they find that many lanky white men????#game changer

beguilingcorpse

immediate top 5 game changer episode btw there’s just so much to love. the slow reveal of the rooms. ify being the first to lose in room 1. catherine mccafferty being the episode’s main character and breakout star. the set design for all of the rooms but ESPECIALLY the spot the difference ones. 25 grants. the friendship(?) between hannah and the bouncer for room 2. demi accidentally plotting his own downfall by saying pop goes the weasel at the same time as hannah. sam trying to fill time while waiting for a player to win their way back up. the pic pong got him. a true fucking delight all the way down and back up again

#this episode is SO GOOD #the 25 grants room is fucking killing me it's so funny it's genuinely like hell #sure somebody would enjoy it but not me #game changer

theseconddoctor

i do miss captain hastings (<- hasnt read or watched an agatha christie for a long time). like. hes basically what everyone thinks doctor watson is.

THINGS HE KNOWS: cricket. modes of transport. lots pf posh english people and their social codes.

THINGS HE DOESNT KNOW: literally anything else. regularly gets distracted from the case. fully does not know whats going on. him and poirot are like that one things they teach you on buisness school/things they dont teach you in buisness school-> thus, the sum of all human knowledge joke (you know the one).

poirot literallty just seems to keep him around as some kind of trophy husband/pet englishman/rubber duck/like. social lubricant i dont know what youd call it. like hes always just hanging around for no real reason. i love him so much

mightstaywhoknows

He is also there to yap about sports/car to confuse and distract people while poirot looks around

He take notes very well, can run, tackle and shoot the killer

Him and japp protect poirot from geting jumped at by the killer too

babystarbeam

He is perfect because of all his beautiful flaws.

knight-of-skyloft

Poirot is literally like "I keep you around because you were made in a vat to be the world's most stereotypical Englishman so if I ever want to know how the average Englishman would react to a situation I can just ask you!" It's great.

anza-redstar

#oh Hastings is absolutely Poirot's rubber duck yeah. and Japp is like a different rubber duck with angry eyebrows drawn on

#one of my best friends at uni was hastings in our rendition of black coffee #he was fantastic!! he was also previously our peter in R + J opposite me as the nurse which is how we became friends to start with #he has a running trend of playing General Dogsbodies And Silly Guys which he is very good at.#we also wrote a comedy sketch about peter and the nurse which I enjoyed doing tremendously #in short that's why I love hastings bc he reminds me of my friend :)

gamechangershow

🃏 TONIGHT! A new episode of Game Changer launches on Dropout at 7PM ET / 4PM PT!

Featuring host Sam Reich, and players: 🍚 Demi Adejuyigbe 🍚 Anna Garcia 🍚 Catherine McCafferty 🍚 Ify Nwadiwe 🍚 Hannah Pilkes 🍚 Zach Reino 🍚 Jiavani

➡️ Go to Dropout to catch up on Game Changer now

The game show where there's a new, surprise premise every episode. New episodes every other Monday.

#wasn't this the one in the trailer with them all in separate rooms or am I losing it #game changer #anyway I think this one's gonna get weird

fishing-princess

I Defeated the Demon Lord but it Turns Out the Demon Army was Largely Unaffected and I Fell Victim to a Flawed Belief in Great Man Theory

leftcosine

I Executed The Demon Lord With One Flawless Strike And After A Brief Power Struggle The New Demon Government Is Substantially More Committed To The War Because Of Some Reason I Don't Know

humanfist

I Successfully Overthrew The Demon Lord And Instituted Demon Democracy But They Voted For A Commie So The CIA Not Some Fantasy Equivalent The Actual CIA Who Have Known About Magic And Alternate Realms The Whole Damn Time But Won't Just Unisekai Me Launched A Counter Coup And That's When Things Really Went To Shit

#I either want to read this or write this and I'm not sure which yet