F*CK SPIDERS

my entire blog is an epilepsy warning

[the-memedaddy]

[fleurjardin]

[wintermutaldeactivated5062024-d]

my little brother came into my room last night to tell me that he was gonna sew a stack of my mom’s saltine crackers together through the little holes and then left again

[wintermutaldeactivated5062024-d]

i ended up distracting my parents so he could put the crackers back in the little sleeve like hed only taken one from the top. i dont know if anybodys found them yet but i talked to him about it later and it turns out that theyre sewn together TIGHTLY. like. the ENTIRE stack through ALL the holes

[wintermutaldeactivated5062024-d]

it has been three days and my mom has still not discovered the sewed together cracker stack in the box in the cupboard

[ilivebetweenjohnsthighs]

I’m DESPERATE to see the sewn crackers

[wintermutaldeactivated5062024-d]

i have no idea how he accomplished this

[wintermutaldeactivated5062024-d]

there seems to be some confusion on how old my little brother is. my little brother is 19, one year younger than me, and is majoring in three separate subjects in uni. he just likes to cause problems on purpose

[m-thegreatandpowerful]

Me: OH! I caught a snapping turtle--wouldnt it look so nice in its tank in my house---

Um............. ????? EXCUSE ME???? IT JUST??? SITS??? THERE??? ON THE FLOOR??? NO TANK??? WHAT IS GOING ON. DOES HE NEED A LEASH? A.... PET BED? HE HAS NO HOME THIS IS AN OUTRAGE. I AM NOT SHARING MY BED WITH HIM. WHAT DO I DO WITH THIS THING

UPDATE: IT HISSES WHEN YOU GO UP TO IT AND CLICK "A" AND YOU CAN MOVE IT AROUND LIKE FURNITURE. THIS IS NOT NATURAL. I DONT LIKE THIS

ANOTHER UPDATE: YOU CAN SET HIM ON TOP OF THINGS???

[meme-loving-stuck]

that thing looks FAR too realistic to be in animal crossing op i thought you photoshopped an elaborate shitpost im so uncomfortable

[hushabye10101lunacy]

[communistbussy]

[jackymedan]

[seitz9231]

Tiny furry philosopher

[sexybritishllama]

hey quick question, why is this the funniest reddit comment i have ever read in my entire life

[sexybritishllama]

[beepbeepbeepbeep-deactivated202]

I put it on a t-shirt. Just $14! Link here.

[dzamie]

Adam don’t take this the wrong way but for the sake of humanity I hope this sells zero shirts

[beepbeepbeepbeep-deactivated202]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[mythosphere]

[chrisflemingslegs]

Victor Frankenstein: I’ve created life but I refuse to put any effort into helping that life develop. I won’t teach him, love him, or defend him even though I forced him into existence with a fully operational adult brain lol. Peace, bitch.

The Monster: Am Eloquent Baby

Boomers: He’S NOt thE ViCtIM, HE’s tHe MOnsTEr

[an-ace-up-your-sleeve]

An ironic parallel considering the idea of “tough love” parenting that plenty of boomers like to use. If they buy into the idea that their kids just have to toughen up and face the real world without guidance or emotional support, I’m sure it does scare them to read a story where someone who wasn’t given any support began to resent their creator and turn on them.

[firelxdykatara]

it’s like that post that’s like ‘knowledge is knowing that frankenstein is the doctor; wisdom is knowing that frankenstein is the monster’. like the whole point of the post is that frankenstein’s monster is a victim of viktor frankenstein’s own monstrosity.

mary shelley did not lose her virginity on her mother’s grave just for people to misunderstand her best known work over a century later.

[cockyroaches]

[tayolrswift]

[123472oodkkxkxkx-deactivated202]

[gif87a-com]

[oceaniccunt-deactivated20190622]

[kamalahq]

[christel-thoughts]

imagine having to break your dick off and javelin that bitch into someone’s nostril as they eat just so both of you can die.

[ithotyouknew2-deactivated201710]

This was…a lot

[whitepeopletwitter]

[crookedcatperson-deactivated202]

Gays:

[neofooturism]

[jvgsjeff]

[yahenni]

[toshio]

[the-last-writer]

[rneowth]

local cat perturbed by his own beans

[lestateur]

[danceintheskies]

strawberry milk don’t taste like strawberry but it sure as hell tastes like pink

[blexinthecity]

tea

[danceintheskies]

girl it’s milk