Arien's Maiar Club

C ☆ she/her 🇨🇵 thirties🕯☆☆ inserts current fandom ☆☆

[urwendii]

I'm sorry but I have been giggling at this:

"Well you see, it might have been a great idea but it gives the feeling of me being walked all over." Fingon illustrates his words with wide hand gestures and Maedhros has to repress rolling his eyes at the dramatics, familiar as they are.

"Fingon," He starts gravely, a little bit annoyed at the implications, "no one is walking all over you."

A lull filled with a defiant glare from the High King.

"Stomping, even."

Maedhros, this time, does roll his eyes.

[urwendii]

Some of you are making fandoms nearly impossible to enjoy anymore

[prokopetz]

You know, when I've remarked that a lot of the responses to my posts feel like people are just plucking out keywords they think they recognise based on the shape of them and replying to what they imagine the post says based on that, the possibility never occurred to me that this is actually how many American schools are currently teaching kids to read.

[prokopetz]

Like, my assumption this whole time has been that when folks go "I misunderstood this post that says [thing] as saying [unrelated thing] because I mistook [word] for [completely different word that happens to start with the same letter]", that was a bit. What do you mean they're teaching kids a reading method that's tailored to produce this exact error?

[buggyhuman]

Three cueing. Once you learn about it, a whole lot of very frustrating online discourse with US Americans makes so much sense 😭

How a flawed idea is teaching millions of kids to be poor readers

For decades, schools have taught children the strategies of struggling readers, using a theory about reading that cognitive scientists have

[faemorrigan]

im realizing very fast that people do not in fact know that sometimes things in stories suck on purpose and it sucking is the point

[faemorrigan]

"this story is misogynistic!!"

>looks inside

>about the pressures of societal misogyny and how its bad

[urwendii]

Sometimes you gotta look at the type of american tourists we got here and wonder who and why do they have a passport 🤔

[steelycunt]

imagine this heat and you roll over in bed an there’s some cunt there next to you. bruv id be inconsolable

[urwendii]

Guess who has written 200 words for Requiem For An End, last updated 15th June 2024. Resilience and perseverance.

[urwendii]

Just making sure my fellow Europeans are still alive. How are we doing fellas? Melting? Dying? Cursing capitalism and people using ai ? Microdosing on hellfires by simply going to work ?

[urwendii]

Let's bring back Silm Cass in 2026 pls 🙏

[urwendii]

650€ the Minas Tirith lego set??? In this economy ???? Wtf

[sexybritishllama]

becoming a member of the ageing tumblr populace will have you typing shit like 'why am i always buying new tubes of toothpaste' and posting it to your followers with zero thought zero hesitation like yuuuup. really knocked it out of the park with this one

[psychotic-gerard]

listening to a man break up with his partner on the train and the first sentence I heard was "I just don't appreciate you cheating on me six different times, once with my own father."

[noah-wyles]

[boghermit]

Happy May the Fourth to this tweet specifically

[mintaikkcorpse]

Love baby. Use baby as pillow

[urwendii]

@cilil

[urwendii]

Well isn't that the most millennial targeted nostalgia thing ever

[a-mel0n]

reblog if you’ve had an online friendship that’s lasted more than 2 years

[urwendii]

Fine. I'll start watching conclave

[urwendii]

Holy mother that's good