[samecoin-blog]

[merlsy]

#typical day in the merthur household #merlin doing the work and arthur walking around half naked

[thestudentprincesss]

#AND UGH JUST REPLACING THIS INTO THE 21st CENTURY AND THERE’S ARTHUR TRYING TO WAKE UP FOR WORK #HE NEEDS HIS COFFEE #AND MERLIN’S THERE CALM AS YOU LIKE #ALREADY DRESSED AND BREAKFASTED #HIS TEA HALF DRUNK #AND HE’S LIKE #YOU’RE GONNA BE LATE DEAR #AND ARTHUR’S LIKE #NGGHHH #AND THEN MERLIN TRIES NOT TO LOOK AT ARTHUR’S BARE CHEST #AND ARTHUR CATCHES HIM STARING #AND THEN that WAKES HIM UP #AND MERLIN’S TORN BETWEEN HAVING TO GET UNDRESSED AND REDRESSED #AND AWESOME MORNING SEX #sigh

[pumpkin-pasty]

The fandom who are still crying over it

[beemonarch-deactivated20220525]

Ow ow ow I just have something like the Whomping Willow in my eyes

[negativereader]

Behold, the worst written line of all time:

Aro laughed. “Ha ha ha,” he giggled.

-Stephenie Meyer New Moon

[iheartmoonlight-deactivated2020]

Excuse me but

“His voice is warm and husky like dark melted chocolate fudge caramel… or something.” -EL James Fifty Shades of Gray

[therealfeedback-deactivated2018]

Fifty Shades is a treasure trove of terrible lines.

“I feel the color in my cheeks rising again. I must be the color of the Communist Manifesto.”

“His erection springs free. Holy cow!”

“Holy crap! He’s wearing a white shirt.”

The fact it used to be Twilight fanfiction really comes through when you actually look up some of the text.

[thepigeongazette]

I’m baaaaccccckkkkkkk more or less in one piece hoowah!

[durnesque]

[useless-stuff-is-useless]

durnesque:

Yeah, that seems right…

[astrodidact]

[eltigrechico]

this actually makes sense. 

people go ‘why does God let bad things happen?’

its because while some poor bastards are being herded into a mass grave somewhere God is busy making sure Kathy in Dunghole, Wisconsin has exactly the right amount of milk for her recipe.

you gotta pick your battles

[lordharrypotter]

[solanosjelly-deactivated2013102]

Helena Bonham Carter pretending to be Belatrix pretending to be Hermione pretending to be Belatrix

ACTING 

[youbeautifulfuckingcreature]

No but her acting was so good in this scene that I had to pause and zoom in on her face to make sure it wasn’t actually Emma in makeup, and even then I wasn’t totally convinced.

[treecat22]

Emma acted out the scene first, and then Helena Bonham Carter mimicked what she did. so it was Helena Bonham Carter pretending to be Emma Watson pretending to be Helena Bonham Carter pretending to be Bellatrix pretending to be Hermione pretending to be Bellatrix.

[ssjdebusk]

ACTING

[oushizas-blog]

the fandom’s always like “moffat always writes the same female character” literally can you even imagine clara being a kissogram and wearing a sexy policewoman uniform or her saying to the doctor “don’t worry, i’m quite the screamer” and her...

[blogofimpossiblethings]

One of my favourite things about shows set in the Doctor Who universe is how they try to represent real-world diversity through their major and frequently reoccurring characters.

Like…

The Sarah Jane Adventures

DIVERSITY~

Torchwood

racial and sexual DIVERSITY~

The 9th Doctor’s Run

more racial and sexual DIVERSITY~~

The 10th Doctor’s Run

DIVERSITY~

The 11th Doctor’s Run

DI-wait

oh

um

[adamwhorelock]

THIS WAS A CHILDRENS MOVIE

A CHILDRENS BIBLE MOVIE

[distressingdisneydamsel]

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Amen

[genjishimemeda]

FUN FACT: in hebrew, “feet” is a euphemism for genitals.

so if you ever see “washing feet” in the bible, it, uh. yeah.

(source is my old bible class textbook which i don’t have on me anymore :( )

[dahniwitchoflight]

HOLY SHIT WHAT

I MEAN CORRECT ME IF IM WRONG BUT I SWEAR TO GOD I REMEMBER READING A STORY IN THE BIBLE WHERE JESUS CLEANED THE ‘FEET’ OF A LADY PROSTITUTE INFRONT OF HIS TWELVE DISCIPLES WHO GOT SERIOUSLY GROSSED OUT. THEM GETTING REALLY SUPER GROSSED OUT BY THAT NEVER MADE SENSE TO ME UNTIL NOW.

JESUS CHRIST JESUS.

YOU NASTY.

[actualhumancryptid]

OITNB is the kind of show where you can’t ever decide who your favourite character is.

But you know it’s not Vee.

[smoky-q-blog]

If the multiverse theory is true, then there’s a universe where it isn’t.

[computeraidedenrichmentblog-blo]

Multiverse theory doesn’t cover paradoxical situations

[conquerorwurm]

Except in the universe where it does

[castieltherebel-deactivated2020]

i’m having an aneurysm

[gifak-net]

[underscorex]

THERE IS WATER AT THE BOTTOM OF THE OCEAN CARRY THE WATER REMOVE THE WATER

[bard-of-time-will-be-l8-deactiv]

Actually! This was a very clever setup by a team of divers in the Arctic, I believe. The person is upside down, their bouyancy belt calibrated just so that they are slightly lighter than water, and able to walk upside down on the ice. In the first segment, when his mask vents, watch the bubbles flow DOWNWARD, which is really the up that we know. Science is really fricking cool!

[makeitearlgrey]

[filipasian]

[the-absolute-best-gifs]

tampabaybby:

there is never a wrong time to reblog this

[graveyard-day]

WHAT ARE THEY EVEN TRYING TO ACHIVE

[ohmygodbeckylookabutt]

I don’t know but I like it

[star-spangled-jackass]

That type of green usually doesn’t appear on camera so they probably wanted  people to see flying waffles and get freaked out by them

[enchantcdstories]

er. actually no.

Those are the green guys. 

They’re from Vancouver, British Columbia, Canada. 

They are literally celebrities here. They totally mean to be seen, and they’re very very popular here. They started out a few years ago, and now one even has a book published.  The lighter one is Force, and the darker one is Sully. They sit at the opposing team’s penalty box and like to make fun of players, and have even appeared in Pepsi commericals and billboards. 

[fogcityemu]

How is Canada even real?

[plantiawyer-blog-deactivated202]

FOR REAL THOUGH

i live in edmonton and i remember members in my family being excited when they showed up bc theyre so?? cool?

[juliawiinchester-deactivated201]

Every hockey fan must respect the green men… Even tho I hate Vancouver

[nintendont-gamecube-deactivated]

i always love the green men

[characteristically-exuberant]

I feel educated.

[bikerideoceanside]

so i was reading [this] article about the musical episode of supernatural and

ok you have my interest

wait…

oh my god

[1moredestielblog]

This is real and it’s on TV Guide, who are notorious for avoiding slash talk.

[nedajoon-blog]

The Best of the Worst 90s Fashion

[princelamb]

asperations

[33588495215]

fucking awesome

[itsc]

im so fucking stoked about this post

[itsc]

this was stylish in harry potters Prime

[tinyredbird]

Yes

[iputabirdonmyhead-deactivated20]

What it was going to be, we were trying to complicate the relationship between Cap and his S.H.I.E.L.D agent friends. If Hawkeye got a call from S.H.I.E.L.D saying Captain America is a fugitive, would he listen to that call or not listen to that call? That sequence actually was heartbreaking for us to cut it. I think it ultimately might have been a conflict with Renner’s schedule. But there was a great sequence where Hawkeye was chasing Cap through Washington D.C. there was an awesome sequence where they confronted each other in a ravine on the outskirts of D.C. and Hawkeye was shooting a series of arrows closing in on Cap, Cap closing in on him. And then Cap took him down and he realized for the first time that Hawkeye was trying to trick S.H.I.E.L.D, where he whispered something into Cap’s ear that Cap had a tracker on his suit and to punch Hawkeye to make it look real, because there was a Quinjet hovering above where they were watching the feedback back at S.H.I.E.L.D. So it was a cool sequence.

Details on the cut Hawkeye sequence from Captain America: The Winter Soldier. (via iputabirdonmyhead)

WHY WAS THIS CUT OMG

(via stuffimgoingtohellfor)

WHAT THE FUCK

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK 

WHY WAS THIS NOT IN THE MOVIE

(via brandnewfashion)