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Butch Enby Transbian • 30something • Northern Germany • Mostly lurking

[deathtofun]

I told a guy his total was 13.21 and he said “wish it were that year, could actually get some good music on the radio”

[regularlesbian]

breaking news from the AP, our boys on the front have just sacked constantinople. take that, heretics. coming up next are the soothing lute dirges of bing crosby

[villainessbian]

*screams of a witch burning at the stake*

THOU ART CURRENTLY LISTENING TO

*Gregorian chanting*

13.21

*leper bell ringing*

HIGH MEDIAEVAL FM

*recording of John Lackland sobbing as he signs the Magna Carta*

WHENCE COMETH NAUGHT BUT LITURGIES

LITURGIES

AND MORE LITURGIES

*Templar knights praying out loud*

THIS ISN’T THY GRANDMOTHERES STATION

*Imagine Dragons - Radioactive starts playing*

[woeful-maiden]

the wii disc and the gamecube disc on the wii menu are dating btw

[carmenifold]

and they're both girls

[soapy-birblover]

I was inspired by the black-out poems made by @playing-with-colors and decided to apply it to the locked tomb series!

Palamedes my beloved

[dumbdoegirl]

seeing girls faces after i lift them into my arms and hearing them say no one’s done that before makes hitting the gym so worth it. i wanna make every single girl over 6 ft tall feel like a precious little princess because you all are. i love you. i do all of this for you.

[dumbdoegirl]

you’re liftable. i could lift you. i promise. you deserve it.

[nerdicornthetrekkie]

[gamechangershow]

Sorry but it's not complete without...

[gray-lofi]

Taking the robot HRT

[hotvampireadjacent]

Liberalism in a nut shell “we can still mass deport immigrants as long as we give them due process “

[superdaisypowerhour]

"if i had a time machine i would go back in time and kill hitler"

I would put sea mines around medieval britain. i would give hannibal barca ww2 era heavy artillery and tell him not to stop till he starts seeing gauls. i would give boudica a fucking abrams. i would appear before jesus like an angel and tell him "you gotta stop. not cause theyll kill you, youre fine with that, surprisingly, but because your fanclub is gonna spend about 1500 years making everything worse for everyone, everywhere." I would take a glock back in time and shoot romulus, shoot remus, and shoot that damn dog too just to be safe. i would be on the side of christopher columbus' ship in a scuba suit planting c4 on that bitch like rainbow six siege. i would be waging a one woman campaign of terror across andalusia to prevent the reconquista. i would be getting way out in front of that shit is what im saying,

[theabigailthorn]

I know I'm several years behind on this but I am just now watching She-Ra and the Princesses of Power and let me just say AAAA, AAAAA, AAAAAAAA sjhfagsfjhagdajshh AAAAAA YESSSSSS

[nature-nerd-sarah]

tgirl bond villain menacingly stroking a blahaj

[nature-nerd-sarah]

her plan is to forcefem the whole world by releasing estradiol gas into the atmosphere

[nature-nerd-sarah]

the plan of course isn't actually evil, but we have to remember that james bond is an agent of the british state

[usr-bin-whoami]

"The trans-polycule life: first we fuck nasty, then play boardgames afterwards."

-- The high priestess of cutiepies in my polycule.

[uss-edsall]

every girl wants to get in a vehicle and flip 3-6 switches overhead in the process of turning it on

[cipheramnesia]

When I’m going to get frozen waffles and ramen from Walgreens.

[stirfriedweasel]

More things should be operated with big thumb switches and knobs and dials and shit.

[cipheramnesia]

Me, getting a drink of water at night.

[usr-bin-whoami]

I have been sent this with the comment of “that’s so you coded”

Rarely have I been this accurately attacked, and simultaneously send me yearning like crazy.

[usr-bin-whoami]

@therese-deluxe

[uss-edsall]

every girl wants to get in a vehicle and flip 3-6 switches overhead in the process of turning it on

[cipheramnesia]

When I’m going to get frozen waffles and ramen from Walgreens.

[stirfriedweasel]

More things should be operated with big thumb switches and knobs and dials and shit.

[cipheramnesia]

Me, getting a drink of water at night.

[usr-bin-whoami]

I have been sent this with the comment of "that's so you coded"

Rarely have I been this accurately attacked, and simultaneously send me yearning like crazy.

[glacierclear]

chicks DIG the undercut.

[usr-bin-whoami]

Can confirm, they really love it.

[pavizi]

everyone say hi xenia

[pymq]

cringe dinner

[isuggesttherianthropy]

I have a suggestion

[zykeroth]

Hi I'd like to report a bug where the fuck is my tail I want to speak to the manager demiurge